Triskaidekafiles

Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras.  if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.

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Alien: Reign of Man (2017)

ALIEN: REIGN OF MAN

WRITER: Justin Price

DIRECTOR: Justin Price

STARRING: Khu as The Heroine

Cameron White as Reed

Deanna Grace Congo as Constance

Samantha R. Garcia as Tilly

Justin Price as Seagon

QUICK CUT: A lot of stuff we don’t care about happens to a bunch of people we don’t know on a planet we don’t know about with a backstory we don’t get told in a plot that goes nowhere.

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Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)

HELLRAISER: HELLSEEKER

WRITERS: Carl Dupre and Tim Day

DIRECTOR: Rick Bota

STARRING: Dean Winters as Trevor

Ashley Laurence as Kirsty

William S. Taylor as Detective Lange

Jody Thompson as Tawny

Trevor White as Bret

Doug Bradley as Pinhead

QUICK CUT: Kirsty Cotton reconnects with an old friend and introduces him to her new family and his coworkers.

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House of Forbidden Secrets

HOUSE OF FORBIDDEN SECRETS (2013)

WRITER: Screenplay by Todd Sheets

DIRECTOR: Todd Sheets

STARRING: Antwoine Steele as Jacob Hunt

Nicole Santorella as Cassie Traxler

Bryan David as Jackson Kincade

Paxton Tarbell as Hannah Martin

Brad Westmar as Wayne Harris

Millie Milan as Tamara Davis

Iris Runyon as Dorothy Fremont

Lew Temple as Father Elias Solomon

Dyanne Thorne as Greta Gristina

George Hardy as Bruce Kane

Howard Maurer as Klaus Gruber

Allan Kayser as Brad Dekker

QUICK CUT: A new night watchman starts his first day on the job, and spends the night getting to know the quirky characters who get trapped inside with him.

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Rattlers (1976)

RATTLERS

WRITERS: Jerry Golding, John McCauley

DIRECTOR: John McCauley

STARRING: Sam Chew as Tom

Elisabeth Chauvet as Ann

Dan Priest as Colonel

Ron Gold as Delaney

Al Dunlap as General

Dan Balentine as Pilot

QUICK CUT: A man and woman go off into the desert investigate mysterious happenings in the desert, and run afoul of the military. Oh, and snakes.

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Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)

RETURN TO SLEEPAWAY CAMP

WRITER: Robert Hiltzik

DIRECTOR: Robert Hiltzik

STARRING: Vincent Pastore as Frank

Jackie Tohn as Linda

Jonathan Tiersten as Ricky

Paul DeAngelo as Ronnie

Isaac Hayes as Charlie the Chef

Michael Gibney as Alan

QUICK CUT: Another camp, another summer, another fun time in the woods gets ruined.

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Boardinghouse (1982)

BOARDINGHOUSE

WRITER: Screenplay by Jonema

DIRECTOR: Johnn Wintergate

STARRING: Hawk Adley as Jim Royce/Gardener

Kalassu as Victoria

Alexandra Day as Debbie Hoffman

Joel Riordan as Joel Weintraub

Belma Kora as Sandy

Mary McKinley as Cindy

Tracy O'Brian as Suzie

Rosane Woods as Gloria

Cindy Williamson as Pam

QUICK CUT: A man inherits a home and turns it into a boardinghouse for a lot of ladies. Sexytimes and wackiness ensues, as he teaches them about life, the universe, and everything.

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Slaughterhouse (1987)

SLAUGHTERHOUSE

WRITER: Rick Roessler

DIRECTOR: Rick Roessler

CAST: Sherry Bendorf as Liz Borden

Don Barrett as Lester Bacon

William Houck as Sheriff Borden

Joe Barton as Buddy

Eric Schwartz as Skip

Jane Higginson as Annie

Jeff Grossi as Buzz

QUICK CUT: A man tries to keep his farm, but runs afoul of local businesses trying to claim it.

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Wicked Games (1994)

WICKED GAMES

WRITER: Tim Ritter

DIRECTOR: Tim Ritter

STARRING: Patricia Paul as Ginger/Traci

Joel D. Wynkoop as Dan. Hess

Kevin Scott Crawford as Gary

Kermit Christman as Dr. Siedow

QUICK CUT: A man finds his wife cheating on him with another man, and does his best to get through it with a little help from his friends.

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Uninvited (1988)

UNINVITED

WRITER: Greydon Clark

DIRECTOR: Greydon Clark

STARRING: George Kennedy as Mike

Alex Cord as Walter

Clu Gulager as Albert

Toni Hudson as Rachel

Eric Larson as Martin

Clare Carey as Bobbie

Beau Dremann as Lance

Rob Estes as Corey

Shari Shattuck as Suzanne

QUICK CUT: A group of friends go out on a boat for the weekend, and their pet cat does not take well to the trip across the water!

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The Suckling (1990)

THE SUCKLING

WRITER: Francis Teri

DIRECTOR: Francis Teri

STARRING: Frank Reeves as Axel

Marie Michaels as ????

Gerald Preger as Sherman

Michael Logan as ????

Lisa Patruno as Girl

Janet Sovey as Big Momma

Tim Martin Crouse as Bill

Susan Brodsky as Sheryl

Natasha Roberts as ????

QUICK CUT: A family makes the hard decision to abort their child, and have to face the consequences of these actions.

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Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil (1991)

PROM NIGHT IV: DELIVER US FROM EVIL

WRITER: Richard Beattie

DIRECTOR: Clay Borris

STARRING: Nikki de Boer as Meagan

Alden Kane as Mark

Joy Tanner as Laura

Alle Ghadban as Jeff

Ken McGregor as Father Jaeger

Brock Simpson as Father Colin

James Carver as Father Jonas

QUICK CUT: A priest who fell on hard times, makes a triumphant return to his old stomping grounds, and makes vital connections with the students.

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Blood Lake (1987)

BLOOD LAKE

WRITER: Original Story and Screenplay by Doug Barry

DIRECTOR: Tim Boggs

STARRING: Doug Barry as Mike

Angela Darter as Becky

Mike Kaufman as Bryan

Andrea Adams as Kim

Travis Krasser as Tony

Christie Willoughby as Susan

Tiny Frazier as The Killer

Michael Darter as Dennis

Darren Waters as Chuck

QUICK CUT: A group of friends head to the lake for a long weekend, and end up embroiled in the depths of a property dispute.

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Octaman (1971)

OCTAMAN

WRITER: Harry Essex

DIRECTOR: Harry Essex

STARRING: Pier Angeli as Susan Lowry

Kerwin Mathews as Dr. Rick Torres

Jeff Morrow as Dr. John Willard

David Essex as The Indian

Jerome Guardino as Johnny Caruso

Buck Kartalian as Raul

The Octaman as HIMSELF!!

QUICK CUT: A mother tries to retrieve her children that keep being kidnapped by wicked scientists.

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Critters 3 (1991)

CRITTERS 3

WRITERS: Story by Rupert Harvey and Barry Opper

Screenplay by David J. Schow

DIRECTOR: Kristine Peterson

STARRING: Aimee Brooks as Annie

John Calvin as Clifford

Katherine Cortez as Marcia

Leonardo DiCaprio as Josh

Geoffrey Blake as Frank

Diana Bellamy as Rosalie

William Dennis Hunt as Briggs

Frances Bay as Mrs. Menges

Bill Zuckert as Mr. Menges

Don Opper as Charlie

QUICK CUT: A wicked landlord tries to clear out a building, when an infestion of creatures seems poised to do the job for him.

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Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys (2004)

PUPPET MASTER VS. DEMONIC TOYS

WRITER: Courtney Joyner

DIRECTOR: Ted Nicolaou

STARRING: Corey Feldman as Robert Toulon

Vanessa Angel as Erica Sharpe

Danielle Keaton as Alex Toulon

Silvia Suvadova as Jessica Russell

QUICK CUT: A toy company seeks to stop a small time rival before their power grows too strong.

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Evil Sister (1996)

EVIL SISTER

WRITER: Douglass Demarco

DIRECTOR: Douglass Demarco

STARRING: Kim Farina as Roxanne

Joanne Lee Rubino as Merrit

Sarah L. Komie as

Debbie Ha as Death Angel

Kurt Levee as Runnion

Joliebeth Cope as Michelle

Bob Dickinson as Tony

QUICK CUT: A woman is released from a mental institution after 15 years, and tries to adjust to the world around her.

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Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)

PHANTASM III: LORD OF THE DEAD

WRITER: Don Coscarelli

DIRECTOR: Don Coscarelli

STARRING: Reggie Bannister as Reggie

A. Michael Baldwin as Mike

Bill Thornbury as Jody

Gloria Lynne Henry as Rocky

Kevin Connors as Tim

Angus Scrimm as The Tall Man

QUICK CUT: Reggie and Mike are back again, to go after the man with the biggest balls in town.

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Nemesis (1992)

NEMESIS

WRITER: Rebecca Charles

DIRECTOR: Albert Pyun

STARRING: Olivier Gruner as Alex

Tim Thomerson as Farnsworth

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as Angie-Liv

Merle Kennedy as Max Impact

Marjorie Monaghan as Jared

QUICK CUT: Alex Rain, disgraced cop, goes on a quest to find his ex lover Jared, and along the way, maybe he finds himself as well.

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Death By Love (1991)

DEATH BY LOVE

WRITERS: Screenplay by Alan Grant Based on a Story by Bil Andrews and Alan Grant

DIRECTOR: Alan Grant

STARRING: Alan Grant as Joel Yvonne Aric as Amy Erika Mills as Renee Peggilee Wupperman as Julie Brad Bishop as Rick Donald Hendrix as Mike Tamara Betz as Eleanor Frank McGill as Ed

QUICK CUT: An artist reunites with an old friend and introduces him to his girlfriend.

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Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

FREDDY’S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE

WRITERS: Story by Rachel Talalay

Screenplay by Michael De Luca

DIRECTOR: Rachel Talalay

STARRING: Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger

Lisa Zane as Maggie

Shon Greenblatt as John

Lezlie Deane as Tracy

Ricky Dean Logan as Carlos

Breckin Meyer as Spencer

Yaphet Koto as Doc

QUICK CUT: While one man seeks to escape the prison he has been trapped in, another seeks his memories, and a desparate family connection. How will these two people cross paths, and what will it mean for the small town of Springwood?

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