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Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras. if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.
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THE VISITANTS
WRITER: Rick Sloane
DIRECTOR: Rick Sloane
STARRING: Marcus Vaughter as Eric
Johanna Grika as Exeter
Joel Hile as Lubbock
Nicole Rio as Ellen
William Thomas Dristas as Sherwin
Jeffrey Culver as Levelland
Cliff Corder as Eric's Father
Joan Tinei as Eric's Mother
QUICK CUT: New neighbours in town try and acclimate to the new neighbourhood but their kid next door keeps causing them trouble.
MIDNIGHT MOVIE MASSACRE
WRITERS: Roger Brant, John Chadwell, David Houston, and Wade Williams
DIRECTOR: Mark Stock
STARRING: Robert Clarke
Ann Robinson
David Staffer
Tom Hutsler
Margie Robbins
Brad Bittiker
Susan Murphy
Charity Case
Stuart Allen
QUICK CUT: The quirky residents of 1950s era suburbia gather to watch a movie.
GHOST LAKE
WRITER: Jay Woefel
DIRECTOR: Jay Woefel
STARRING: Tatum Adair as Rebecca Haster
Timothy Prindle as Stan James
Gregory Lee Kenyon as Sheriff Dobbs
Azure Sky Decker as Flora/Saundra Thompson
Chuck Franklin as Doctor Bloch
Damian Maffei as Young Fisherman
QUICK CUT: After her parents die, Rebecca leaves the big city behind to take some time for herself, and meet new people in the rural lake town of her youth.
BEWARE
WRITERS: Jason Daly, Jared Depasaquale, Kevin Brennan, and Steve Bucherie
DIRECTOR: Jason Daly
STARRING: Raina Lake as Raina
Jared Depasquale as Chase
Jason Daly as Tim
Luciana Depasquale as Diane
Phil Dejesus as Rick
Steven Bucherie as Steve
Kevin Brennan as Shane
QUICK CUT: A group of friends spend some time in a family cabin, and relationships are tested.
CUTTING CLASS
WRITER: Steve Slavkin
DIRECTOR: Rospo Pallenberg
STARRING: Donovan Leitch as Brian Woods
Jill Schoelen as Paula Carson
Brad Pitt as Dwight Ingalls
Roddy McDowall as Mr. Dante
Brenda Lynn Klemme as Colleen
Mark Barnet as Gary
Robert Glaudini as Shultz
Dirk Blocker as Coach Marris
Nancy Fish as Mrs. Knocht
Martin Mull as William Carson III
QUICK CUT: A lawyer goes on a hunting trip, while his daughter has a wild week with her friends.
BLOODY MURDER
WRITER: Screenplay by John R. Stevenson
DIRECTOR: Ralph Portillo
STARRING: Jessica Morris as Julie
Peter Guillemette as Patrick
Patrick Cavenaugh as Tobe
Christelle Ford as Drew
Michael Stone as Dean
Justin Martin as Jason
Tracy Pacheco as Whitney
Lindsey Leigh as Jamie
Dave Smigelski as Brad
Michael Prohaska as Sheriff Williams
William Winter as Doug
Jerry Richards as Tom McConnell
QUICK CUT: A group of teens get together to fix up a summer camp, and learn a lot about their parents along the way.
TRILOGY OF TERROR
WRITER: Damian Bishop
DIRECTOR: Damian Bishop
STARRING: SloppypapaTV
Kayla Syd
Giovanni Z
Damian Bishop
Chief
Anthony J.K.
QUICK CUT: A bunch of people have to deal with issues with raw seafood.
STING OF DEATH
WRITER: Original screenplay by Al Demsey
DIRECTOR: William Grefe
STARRING: Joe Morrison as Dr. John Hoyt
Valerie Hawkins as Karen Richardson
John Vella as Egon
Jack Nagle as Dr. Richardson
QUICK CUT: A young woman reconnects with her uncle, a marine biologist, and everyone learns an important lesson about being polite to people whom are different from you.
NIGHTWISH
WRITER: Bruce R. Cook
DIRECTOR: Bruce R. Cook
STARRING: Clayton Rohner as Jack
Alisha Das as Kim
Jack Starrett as Doctor
Robert Tessier as Stanley
Elizabeth Kaitan as Donna
Artur Cybulski as Bill
Tom Dugan as Wendell
Brian Thompson as Dean
QUICK CUT: Graduate students head out to a remote location to get lots of rest for their final test.
SLIME CITY MASSACRE
WRITER: Gregory Lamberson
DIRECTOR: Gregory Lamberson
STARRING: Jennifer Bihl as Alexa
Kealan Patrick Burke as Cory
Debbie Rochon as Alice
Robert C. Sabin as Zachary
Brooke Lewis as Nicole
Mary Bogle as Swan
John Renna as The Mayor
Roy Frumkes as Ronald Crump
Sephera Giron as Ruby
Lee Perkins as Mason
QUICK CUT: A bunch of homeless people seek to protect their meager possessions and shelter from an encroaching threat.
CADAVERELLA
WRITERS: Screenplay by Timothy and Jennifer Friend
DIRECTOR: Timothy Friend
STARRING: Megan Goddard as Cinder
Ryan Seymour as Justin/Cash
Kieran Hunter as Donna/Lenore
Santiago Vasquez as Baron Samedi
Jena Bright as The Twins
Kylie Jusset as The Twins
MacKenzie Montes as Young Cinder
Christopher Booth as Frank
QUICK CUT: A girl struggles to get along with her wicked stepmother until her 21st birthday, when she can live her own life.
DEADLY DAPHNE’S REVENGE
WRITERS: Screenplay by Richard Gardner and Tim Bennett
DIRECTOR: Richard Gardner
STARRING: Anthony Holt as Charlie Johnson
Laurie Tait Partridge as Cindy Langley
John Suttle as ?
Alan Levy as ?
Richard Gardner as Steve
QUICK CUT: A woman goes hitchhiking for the weekend and makes new friends with the men who pick her up.
SUMMER OF FEAR
WRITER: Wes Craven
DIRECTOR: Wes Craven
STARRING: Linda Blair as Rachel Bryant
Lee Purcell as Julia Trent
Jeremy Slate as Tom Bryant
Jeff McCracken as Mike Gallagher
Jeff East as Peter Bryant
Carol Lawrence as Leslie Bryant
Macdonald Care as Professor Jarvis
QUICK CUT: After a girl loses her parents, she tries to adjust to moving halfway across the country, and finding her place amongst her new family.
MANHATTAN BABY
WRITERS: Story and screenplay by Elisa Livia Briganti and Dardano Sacchetti
DIRECTOR: Lucio Fulci
STARRING: Christopher Connelly as Professor George Hacker
Martha Taylor as Emily Hacker
Brigitta Boccoli as Susie Hacker
Giovanni Frezza as Tommy Hacker
Cinzia de Ponti as Jamie Lee
QUICK CUT: A family recovers after a vacation to Egypt
BLOODLUST: SUBSPECIES III
WRITER: Ted Nicolaou
DIRECTOR: Ted Nicolaou
STARRING: Anders Hove as Radu
Denice Duff as Michelle
Kevin Blair as Mel
Melanie Shatner as Rebecca
Pamela Gordon as Mummy
Michael Dellafemina as Bob
Ion Haiduc as Lt. Marin
QUICK CUT: Radu brings his new girlfriend home to meet his mom, and it does not go well.
MEMORIAL VALLEY MASSACRE
WRITER: Robert C. Hughes
DIRECTOR: Robert C. Hughes
STARRING: John Kerry as George Webster
Mark Mears as David Sangster
Lesa Lee as Cheryl
John Caso as Hermit
William Smith as General Mintz
Cameron Mitchell as Allen Sangster
QUICK CUT: A man is reunited with his son, but the reunion does not go well for anyone involved.
HEAD CHEERLEADER DEAD CHEERLEADER
WRITER: Jeff Miller
DIRECTOR: Jeff Miller
STARRING: Tasha Biering as Heather Daniel Justin Roach as Danny Andre Walker as Chris Bobby Cerutti as Coach Cranford Bill Roberson as Sheriff Bookman Bob Carter as Joseph Hatterman Amy R. Swaim as Rose Amber Coker as Jezebel Beth Hunt as Violet Noelle Manuel as Molly Debbie Rochon as Coach Elaine Riley
QUICK CUT: School rivalries reach the breaking point as the big game approaches.
TAINTED
WRITER: Sean Farley
DIRECTOR: Brian Evans
STARRING: Dusan Cechvala as Alex Greg James as Ryan Sean Farley as J.T. Jason Brouwer as Slain Tina Kapousis as Adia
QUICK CUT: A video clerk does his best to make it to a midnight showing of his favourite movie
VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED
WRITER: Screenplay by Dan Himmelstein
DIRECTOR: John Carpenter
STARRING: Christopher Reeve as Alan Chaffee Kirstie Alley as Dr. Susan Verner Linda Kozlowski as Jill McGowan Michael Pare as Frank McGowan Mark Hamill as Reverend George Meredith Salenger as Melanie Roberts Peter Jason as Ben Blum Constance Forslund as Callie Blum Pippa Pearthree as Sarah Karen Kahn as Barbara Chaffee Thomas Dekker as David Lindsey Haun as Mara
QUICK CUT: A bunch of parents struggle to deal with their kids all coming of age at the same time.
REVAMPED
WRITERS: Screenplay by Jeff Rector and Tyger Torrez
DIRECTOR: Jeff Rector
STARRING: Jeff Rector as Richard Clark Christa Campbell as Lexa Martin Kove as Detective Reeger Fred Williamson as Captain Michaels Tane McClure as Lilith Victor Lundin as Professor Van Dyke Paul Michael Robinson as Detective Peters Alana Curry as Mary Sam J. Jones as Jake Hardcastle Carel Struycken as Mr. Vincent Billy Drago as Vladimus
QUICK CUT: After a messy breakup, Richard comes back to town and tries to reconnect with a town he no longer recognises.
DESTRUCTION KINGS
WRITERS: Story by Chris Seaver and Lauren P. Seavage Based on an idea by Debbie Rochon
DIRECTOR: Chris Seaver
STARRING: Chris Seaver as Bonejack Casey Bowker as Teenape Ariauna Albright as Brandy Brad Austin as Dracula Jason McCall as Funkenstein Travis Indovina as Eddie Shawn Green as Steffon A.J. Stabone as Mowgli Noel Williams as Katie Brett Kelly as Milo Katie Lesnick as Marsha
QUICK CUT: Several groups of people come together and find common ground, when a trio of strangers enter the town of Bonejack Heights to cause trouble.
SCARED TO DEATH
WRITERS: Written by William Malone
Base on a story by Robert Short & William Malone
DIRECTOR: William Malone
STARRING: John Stinson as Ted Lonergan Diana Davidson as Jennifer Stanton Jonathan David Moses as Lou Capell Toni Jannotta as Sherry Carpenter Kermit Eller as The Syngenor Walker Edmiston as Chief Warren Pamela Bowman as Janie Richter
QUICK CUT: After a minor fender bender, Ted and Jennifer fall for each other, and she helps him rebuild his career as a detective.
WAY BAD STONE
WRITERS: Screenplay by Jan Kafka and Archie Waugh
Story by Jan Kafka
DIRECTOR: Archie Waugh
STARRING: Jan Skipper as Aladar Lisa M. Gallao as Arith Cory Boyas as Nico James Thaggard as Wathan Barrie Blankenship Maag as Phaedra Steven L. Guthrie as Bane Michael K. Maag as Jagadai Archie Waugh as Spyder Gregory Miller as Spar Henry Lee Williford as Dirk Janne as Razja Bob Applegate as Syrus Ken Kenoke as Ren Patrick Byron Johnson as Trajan Jeffrey K. Lee as Kreel Richard L. Norris as Bjorn Johnny Martin as Hawk
QUICK CUT: A day at the Florida Ren Faire goes horribly wrong.
GODMONSTER OF INDIAN FLATS
WRITER: Fredric Hobbs
DIRECTOR: Fredric Hobbs
STARRING: Christopher Brooks as Barnstable Stuart Lancaster as Charles Silverdale E. Kerrigan Prescott as Dr. Clemens Peggy Brown as Madame Alta Richard Marion as Eddie Karen Ingenthron as Mariposa Robert Hirschfeld as Sheriff Gordon Steven Kent Browne as Phillip Maldove
QUICK CUT: There’s trouble, we got big trouble,right here in Comstock City, trouble with a capital T, and that rhymes with G which stands for Godmonster.
MUTATION
WRITER: Brad Sykes
DIRECTOR: Brad Sykes
STARRING: Brian Schwartz as Detective Gorrick
Eddie Croft as K
Jessica Moon as Brooke
John-Damon Charles as Sean
Janelle Herrera as Pilar
Anita Maria Taylor as Rochelle
Lexi Karriker as Mavis
Alexandra Scarborough as Joey
Erin Holt as Janet
Jim Patneaude as Dr. Friedel
QUICK CUT: A group of girls have a rough time cleaning out an old building to shorten their parole community service sentence, but learn a lot about each other along the way.
BLOODLETTING
WRITER: Matthew Jason Walsh
DIRECTOR: Matthew Jason Walsh
STARRING: Ariauna Albright as Serena Stalin
James L. Edwards as Butch Harlow/Walt Lipsky
QUICK CUT: A teacher develops a dangerous relationship with his student as the pair fall deeper in love.
SLAUGHTERHOUSE ROCK
WRITERS: Story by Dimitri Logothetis
Written by Sandra Willard and Nora Goodman
Screenplay by Ted Landon
DIRECTOR: Dimitri Logothetis
STARRING: Nicholas Celozzi as Alex Gardner
Tom Reilly as Richard Gardner
Donna Denton as Carolyn Harding
Hope Marie Carlton as Krista Halpern
Tamara Hyler as Jan Squires
Steven Brian Smith as Jack
Ty Miller as Marty
Toni Basil as Sammy Mitchell
QUICK CUT: A student’s nightmares keep his roommates awake at all hours, causing their grades and lives to suffer from the lack of sleep anyone is getting.
ALISON’S BIRTHDAY
WRITER: Ian Coughlan
DIRECTOR: Ian Coughlan
STARRING: Joanne Samuel as Alison Findlay
Lou Brown as Peter Healey
Bunney Brooke as Jennifer Findlay
John Bluthal as Dean Findlay
Vincent Ball as Dr. Jeremy Lyall
QUICK CUT: A young girl returns home to see celebrate her birthday with her remaining family, and they do not approve of her new boyfriend.
URBAN LEGEND
WRITER: Silvio Horta
DIRECTOR: Jamie Blanks
STARRING: Jared Leto as Paul
Alicia Witt as Natalie
Rebecca Gayheart as Brenda
Joshua Jackson as Damon
Loretta Devine as Reese
Tara Reid as Sasha
Michael Rosenbaum as Parker
John Neville as Dean Adams
Robert Englund as Professor Wexler
QUICK CUT: College students reflect upon the past as the anniversary of a tragedy on campus looms.
CAMP BLOOD
WRITER: Brad Sykes
DIRECTOR: Brad Sykes
STARRING: Jennifer Ritchkoff as Tricia
Michael Taylor as Steve
Tim Young as Jay
Bethany Zolt as Nicole
Courtney Taylor as Harris
QUICK CUT: A pair of couples go on a camping trip into the woods to try and reconnect.