Triskaidekafiles

Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras.  if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.

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Alien Beasts (1991)

ALIEN BEASTS

WRITER: Carl J. Sukenick

DIRECTOR: Carl J. Sukenick

STARRING: Neal Dealosi as Neal the Traitor
    Joe Lapenna as Joe
    Sara Victor as Sara Shell
    Rhonda Crawford as Rhonda
    Deveen Dellisee as Enemy Agent
    Abe Sukenick as Security Officer
    Carl J. Sukenick as Carl

QUICK CUT: This movie is so incoherent I can't even form a good joke description of the plot.  There's aliens and radiation and weirdness abounds.

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Night of the Demon (1980)

NIGHT OF THE DEMON

WRITER: Screenplay by Mike Williams
    From a story by Jim L. Ball

DIRECTOR: James C. Wasson

STARRING: Michael J. Cutt as Professor Nugent
    Melanie Graham as Wanda
    Paul Kelleher as Sheriff
    Lynn Eastman as Susan Nugent

QUICK CUT: A professor and a group of students wander into the woods to find Bigfoot, and instead find endless flashbacks and gore.

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The Nostril Picker (1993)

THE NOSTRIL PICKER

WRITER: Screenplay by Steven Hodge

DIRECTOR: Mark Nowicki

STARRING: Carl Zschering as Joe Bukowski
    Edward Tanner as Vince Armstrong
    Laura Cummings as Jennifer Armstrong

QUICK CUT: A strange longer runs into a man who teaches him how to change his looks through magic.  Joe uses this ability to turn into a girl so he can stalk girls and kill them.  Yes, this is actually the plot.

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Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)

LEPRECHAUN 4: IN SPACE

WRITER: Dennis Pratt

DIRECTOR: Brian Trenchard-Smith

STARRING: Warwick Davis as The Leprechaun
    Brent Jasmer as Books
    Jessica Collins as Tina
    Tim Colceri as Metal Head
    Miguel A. Nunez, Jr. as Sticks
    Debbe Dunning as Delores
    Gary Grossman as Harold
    Rebekah Carlton as Princess Zarina
    Rick Peters as Mooch
    Geoff Meed as Kowalski
    Michael Cannizzo as Danny
    Ladd York as Lucky
    Guy Siner as Dr. Mittenhand

QUICK CUT: The Leprechaun is back!  AND THIS TIME HE'S IN SPACE.  Oh, and also, there's a mad scientist being turned into a spider.

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Frozen Scream (1975)

FROZEN SCREAM

WRITERS: Screenplay by Doug Ferrin, Michael Soney & Celeste Hammond
    Story by Renee Harmon & Doug Ferrin

DIRECTOR: Frank Roach

STARRING: Renee Harmon as Lil Stanjope
    Lynne Kocol as Ann Girard
    Thomas Gowen as Kevin McGuire
    Wolf Muser as Tom Girard
    Bob Rochelle as Kirk Richard
    Lee James as Sven Johnson
    Sunny Bartholomew as Cathrin
    Wayne Liebman as Father O'Brien

QUICK CUT: When one man dies, a cop reunites with his lost love, and the pair of them try to get to the heart of the mystery behind a strange group of cloaked figures, and frozen zombies.  Yeeeah, this is a weird one.

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Blood Beat (1983)

BLOOD BEAT

WRITER: Fabrice-Ange Zaphiratos

DIRECTOR: Fabrice-Ange Zaphiratos

STARRING: Helen Benton as Cathy
    Terry Brown as Gary
    Claudia Peyton as Sarah
    James Fitzgibbons as Ted
    Dana Day as Sarah

QUICK CUT: When Ted brings his girlfriend Sarah home to meet his parents for Christmas, things get weird when a Samurai ghost decides to crash the party.

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