BASKET CASE
WRITER: Frank Henenlotter
DIRECTOR: Frank Henenlotter
STARRING: Kevin VanHentenryck as Duane Bradley
Terri Susan Smith as Sharon
Beverly Bonner as Casey
Robert Vogel as Hotel Manager
Diana Browne as Dr. Kutter
Lloyd Pace as Dr. Needleman
Bill Freeman as Dr. Lifflanker
QUICK CUT: A young guy heads to the big city to see the sights, fall in love, kill some doctors, and start a new life. Oh, and also, he has his formerly conjoined brother in a basket he always carries around.
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THE CREEPS
WRITER: Benjamin Carr
DIRECTOR: Charles Band
STARRING: Rhonda Griffin as Anna Quarrels
Justin Lauer as David Raleigh
Bill Moynihan as Winston Berber
Kristin Norton as Miss Christina
Jon Simanton as Wolfman
Joe Smith as Mummy
Thomas Wellington as Frankenstein's Monster
Phil Fondacaro as Dracula
QUICK CUT: The classic monsters of our nightmares have been brought to life! Dracula! Frankenstein's Monster! The Mummy! The Wolfman!! Our only hope at stopping them is a librarian and a private eye slash DVD store clerk! Oh, and also, the monsters have been brought to life at one third their actual size. ...Oi.
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THE BOOGENS
WRITERS: Story by Tom Chapman & David O'Malley
Screenplay by David O'Malley & Bob Hunt
DIRECTOR: James Conway
STARRING: Rebecca Balding as Trish Michaels
Fred McCarren as Mark Kinner
Anne-Marie Martin as Jessica Ford
Jeff Harlan as Roger Lowrie
John Crawford as Brian Deering
Med Flory as Dan Ostroff
Jon Lormer as Blanchard
QUICK CUT: Some mining friends and their girlfriends move into a new home in Silver City, Colorado while they work to open a mine. Oh, and also, while working on that mine, they release rubbery turtle creatures with big nasty pointy teeth.
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GARGOYLES
WRITERS: Stephen and Elinor Karpf
DIRECTOR: B.W.L. Norton
STARRING: Cornel Wilde as Mercer Boley
Jennifer Salt as Diana Boley
Grayson Hall as Mrs. Parks
Bernie Casey as The Gargoyle
QUICK CUT: When demons arise for the first time in over 500 years, it falls to a scientist who just happened to stumble upon them to stop their return before it is too late for humanity. Oh, we are so boned.
FIEND WITHOUT A FACE
WRITER: Screenplay by Herbert J. Leder
Original story by Amelia Reynolds Long
DIRECTOR: Arthur Crabtree
STARRING: Marshal Thompson as Major Jeff Cummings
Kynaston Reeves as Professor Walgate
Kim Parker as Barbara Griselle
Stanley Maxted as Colonel Butler
Terence Kilburn as Captain Al Chester
James Dyrenforth as Mayor
Robert MacKenzie as Constable Gibbons
QUICK CUT: On the outskirts of tiny Canadian town, a US Air Force base has opened up. Once people start falling dead, the blame is pointed squarely at the bases nuclear reactor, but the truth is stranger than any of them may think. Think. Get it? Because it's killer brains.
SNOWBEAST
WRITER: Joseph Stefano
DIRECTOR: Herb Wallerstein
STARRING: Bo Svenson as Gar Seberg
Yvette Mimieux as Helen Seberg
Robert Logan as Tony Rill
Clint Walker as Sheriff Paraday
Sylvia Sidney as Carrie Rill
QUICK CUT: A washed up Olympic star in need of a job and confidence, rolls into a friend's family's Colorado mountain resort. Oh, and then they run into bigfoot. Bet he didn't see that coming.
TROLL
WRITER: Ed Naha
DIRECTOR: John Carl Buechler
STARRING: Noah Hathaway as Harry Potter Jr.
Michael Moriarty as Harry Potter Sr.
Shelley Hack as Anne Potter
Jenny Beck as Wendy Potter
Sonny Bono as Peter Dickinson
Phil Fondacaro as Malcom Mallory/Troll
Brad Hall as William Daniels
Anne Lockhart as Young Eunice
Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jeanette Cooper
Gary Sandy as Barry Tabor
June Lockhart as Eunice St. Clair
QUICK CUT: At long last, we turn our eyes towards a classic bad movie, in which Harry Potter stumbles into a magical world filled with trolls, wizards, witches, and dangers galore as...hey waitasec!
THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD
WRITER: Charles Lederer
DIRECTOR: Christian Nyby
STARRING: Margaret Sheridan as Nikki
Kenneth Tobey as Captain Patrick Hendry
Robert Cornthwaite as Dr. Carrington
Douglas Spencer as Scotty
James Arness as The Thing
QUICK CUT: A typical boring night at a military base in the middle of nowhere Alaska becomes increasingly less boring when they stumble upon an alien spacecraft. Sadly, less boring means more killy.
