Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras. if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.
MONSTER HIGH
WRITER: Ron Langsdon and John Platt
DIRECTOR: Rudiger Poe
STARRING: Dean Iandoli as Norm Median
Diana Frank as Candice Caine
David Marriott as Mr. Armageddon
Robert M. Lind as Dume
Sean Haines as Glume
D.J. Kerzner as O.D.
Bob Cady as Jon Doe
Susan Smeltzer as Miss Anne Thrope
David Fuhrer as Mel
QUICK CUT: It’s the end of the world as we know it, and this movie is not fine.
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GRADUATION DAY
WRITERS: Written by Anne Marisse and Herb Freed
Story by David Baughn
DIRECTOR: Herb Freed
STARRING: Christopher George as Coach Michaels
Patch Mackenzie as Anne Ramstead
E.J. Peaker as Blondie
E. Danny Murphy as Kevin
Michael Pataki as Guglione
Richard Balin as Roberts
Carmine Argenziano as Halliday
Virgil Frye as MacGregor
Beverly Dixon as Elaine Ramstead
Hal Bokar as Ronald Corliss
Linnea Quigley as Dolores
Denise Cheshire as Sally
Billy Hufsey as Tony
Tom Hintaus as Pete
Carl Rey as Ralph
Karen Abbott as Joanne
Vanna White as Doris
QUICK CUT: A Navy ensign returns to her childhood home to celebrate her sister's graduation, and the impending wedding with her high school sweetheart.
Read MoreSLAUGHTER HIGH
WRITERS: George Dugdale, Mark Ezra, Peter Litten
DIRECTORS: George Dugdale, Mark Ezra, Peter Litten
STARRING: Caroline Munro as Carol
Simon Scuddamore as Marty
Kelly Baker as Nancy
Sally Cross as Susan
Billy Hartman as Frank
Carmine Iannaccone as Skip
Gary Martin as Joe
Michael Saffran as Ted
Josephine Scandi as Shirley
John Segal as Carl
Donna Yaeger as Stella
QUICK CUT: After an April Fool's prank goes horribly wrong, ten years pass, and revenge finally comes after the kids responsible.
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DISTURBING BEHAVIOR
WRITER: Scott Rosenberg
DIRECTOR: David Nutter
STARRING: James Marsden as Steve Clark
Katie Holmes as Rachel Wagner
Nick Stahl as Gavin Strick
Steve Railsback as Officer Cox
Bruce Greenwood as Dr. Caldicott
William Sadler as Dorian Newberry
QUICK CUT: New student in town, Steve Clark, tries desperately to fit in amongst his new classmates, but the more he tries to fit in, the more he discoveres that Things Are Not Right in Cradle Bay.
THE FACULTY
WRITER: Screenplay by Kevin Williamson
Story by David Wechter & Bruce Kimmel
DIRECTOR: Robert Rodriguez
STARRING: Jordana Brewster as Delilah
Clea DuVall as Stokely
Laura Harris as Marybeth
Josh Hartnett as Zeke
Shawn Hatosy as Stan
Salma Hayek as Nurse Harper
Famke Janssen as Miss Burke
Piper Laurie as Mrs. Olson
Bebe Neuwirth as Principal Drake
Robert Patrick as Coach Willis
Jon Stewart as Mr. Furlong
Elijah Wood as Casey
QUICK CUT: Aliens decide to take over the world, and start with a school in the middle of nowhere. Because that's a good place for a takeover.