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Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras. if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.
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ZOMBIE COP
WRITERS: Story by J.R. Bookwalter
Written by Matthew Jason Walsh
DIRECTOR: Lance Randas
STARRING: Michael Kemper as Gill
Ken Jarosz as Stevens
James R. Black Jr. as Doctor Death
Bill Morrison as Buddy Van De Car
James L. Edwards as Sculley
Christina M. Bookwalter as Little Girl Victim
Bogdan Pecic as Forensic Doctor
QUICK CUT: A cop does his best to stop a criminal from poisoning all the children in town.
SUCKER
WRITER: Hans Rodionoff
DIRECTOR: Hans Rodionoff
STARRING: Yan Birch as Anthony
Monica Baber as Vanessa
P.K. Phillips as Lenore
Colleen Moore as Beth
Greg Fawcett as Seth
Alex Erkiletian as Reed Buccholz
QUICK CUT: A nurse who moonlights as a roadie needs to find a new job when the band dissolves and causes his life to spiral out of control.
FOREST PRIMEVAL
WRITER: John Polonia
DIRECTORS: Mark and John Polonia
STARRING: Dave Fife as Reggie
Ken VanSant as Lou
Cindy Wheeler as Camille
Shantee Proctor as Dr. Dawson
John Polonia as Frank
QUICK CUT: A group of people spend some time exploring the forest, and come across some impressive finds.
FROM HELL IT CAME
WRITERS: Screenplay by Richard Bernstein
From a story by Richard Bernstein and Jack Milner
DIRECTOR: Dan Milner
STARRING: Tod Andrews as Dr. William Arnold
Tina Carver as Dr. Terry Mason
Linda Watkins as Mrs. Mae Kilgore
John McNamara as Prof. Clark
Gregg Palmer as Kimo
Robert Swan as Tano
Baynes Barron as Chief Maranka
Suzanne Ridgway as Korey
QUICK CUT: An island vacation goes horribly wrong when the natives get restless.
BARN OF THE BLOOD LLAMA
WRITERS: Kirk Hunter & Kevin West
DIRECTOR: Kevin L. West
STARRING: KirkHunter as Gibby
Earl Saathoff as Bock
Kelley Swinney as Dr. Albert
Kevin L. West as Jug
Lucinda Cruse as Toni
QUICK CUT: Strange happenings are afoot at the World o’ Wool llama ranch.
EARTH VS. THE SPIDER
WRITERS: Screenplay by Cary Solomon & Chuck Konzelman and Max Enscoe & Annie deYoung
Story by Mark "Crash" McCreery and Cary Solomon & Chuck Konzelman
DIRECTOR: Scott Ziehl
STARRING: Dan Dan Aykroyd as Jack Grillo
Amelia Heinle as Stephanie Lewis
Devon Gummersall as Quentin Kemmer
Christopher Cousins as Officer Williams
Mario Roccuzzo as Nick Bezis
John Cho as Han
Theresa Russell as Trixie
QUICK CUT: A comic nerd gets to live out his wildest dreams, until they become a waking nightmare.
HOLOGRAM MAN
WRITERS: Story by Evan Lurie
Screenplay by Richard Preston Jr. and Evan Lurie
DIRECTOR: Richard Pepin
STARRING: Joe Lara as Decoda
Evan Lurie as Slash Gallagher
William Sanderson as Manny/Giggles
Tiny "Zues' Lister, Jr. as Eightball
Arabella Holzbog as Natalie
Nicholas Worth as One-Eye
Michele Smith as Casey
Derek McGrath as Secretary Culkin
Joseph Campanella as Dr. Stern
Michael Nouri as Edward Jameson
John Amos as Wes Strickland
QUICK CUT: A convicted felon gets out of prison early, and tries to reconnect with the officer who sent him to jail
ATOM AGE VAMPIRE
WRITERS: Piero Monviso, Gino DeSantis, and Alberto Bevilacqua
DIRECTOR: Anton Giuilo Majano
STARRING: Alberto Lupo as Professor Albero Levin
Susanne Loret as Jeanette Moreneau
Sergio Fantoni as Pierre Mornet
Franca Parisi as Monique Rivere
Roberto Bertea as Sacha
Ivo Garrani as Commisario Bouchard
QUICK CUT: A dancer is willing to take any risk she can to fix her face following a horrible accident.
GUILTY PLEASURES
WRITERS: Joseph F. Parda and Joseph Zaso
DIRECTORS: Joseph F. Parda and Joseph Zaso
STARRING: Alexandra Paulhiac as Silvia Resino
Joseph Zaso as Philip Dargent
Eraldo Maglara as Jerome Fenner
Hank Poje as Bengal
Ruby Honeycat as Kim
Christopher Hoskin as Rudy D.
Kevin Ratigan as Joe Braygin
Sasha Graham as RoseMarie Curtis
Carl Marchese as Bill Randazzo
Liz Havery as Louise
Charles Struensee as Michael
Johanna Haggerty as Amanda
Ellen Sauchelli as Amy
Joe Marzano as Claude DeCarlo
QUICK CUT: A pair of women deal with everyday life of being women in the big city. I’m sure they’ll be fine.
THE ALIEN FACTOR
WRITER: Don M. Dohler
DIRECTOR: Don M. Dohler
STARRING: Don Leifert as Ben Zachary
Tom Griffith as Sheriff Cinder
Richard Dyszel as Mayor Wicker
Mary Mertens as Edie Martin
Richard Geiwitz as Pete
George Stover as Steven
Eleanor Herman as Mary Jane Carter
Anne Frith as Dr. Ruth Sherman
Christopher Gummer as Clay
Johnny Walker as Rex
QUICK CUT: Some new visitors wander into town, and cause some trouble.
THE SANDMAN
WRITERS: Story by J.R. Bookwalter & David Lange and Matthew Jason Walsh
Written by Matthew Jason Walsh and J.R. Bookwalter
DIRECTOR: J.R. Bookwalter
STARRING: A.J. Richards as Gary
Rita Gutowski as Maris
Terry J. Lipko as Bud
James Viront as Zachariah
Barbara Katz-Norrod as Mrs. Martinak
Matthew Jason Walsh as Ozzy
Mary Wilkerson as Bizarre
Jennifer Barrett as Bimbo Model
James L. Edwards as Gerald Rivers
Stan Fitzgerald as The Sandman
QUICK CUT: One man suffering from insomnia is about to make it everyone’s problem.
THE MONSTER MAN
WRITER: Jose Prendes
DIRECTOR: Jose Prendes
STARRING: Jose "Super Genius" Prendes as Jake the Snake
Denice "Homer Loves" Duff as Katherine the Great
Conrad "Plan Nine from Outer Space" Brooks as Lord Gideon Bible
Rachel "Steak 'n Cheese" Chin as Lt. Pax
John Paul "Just Sucked on a Lemon" Bellomo as Commander Max
Tom "Sex Machine" Savini as Uncle Joe
Linnea "I Was in Return of the Living Dead' Quigley as Aunt Ruth
QUICK CUT: A young man just tries to live his life when new neighbours move in down the block.
CALL GIRL OF CTHULHU
WRITER: Jimmy George and Chris LaMartina
DIRECTOR: Chris LaMartina
STARRING: David Phillip Carollo as Carter Wilcox
Melissa O'Brien as Riley Whatley
Nicolette LeFaye as Erica Zann
Dave Gamble as Sebastian Suydum
Helenmary Ball as Professor Edna Curwen
Sabrina Taylor-Smith as Squid
Alex Mendez as Rick "The Dick" Pickman
George Stover as Walter Delapore
Leanna Chamish as Detective Rita Lagrassi
QUICK CUT: Boy meets girl, girl is a hooker, boy falls in love with girl, girl is the prophesied girl to bring Cthulhu’s child into the world.
NEW YEAR’S EVIL
WRITER: Screenplay by Leonard Neubauer Story by Leonard Neubauer and Emmett Alston
DIRECTOR: Emmett Alston
STARRING: Roz Kelly as Diane Sullivan
Kip Niven as Richard Sullivan
Chris Wallace as Lt. Clayton
Grant Cramer as Derek Sullivan
QUICK CUT: A rock and roll call in show rings in the new year.
SLAUGHTER CLAUS
WRITER: Charles E. Cullen
DIRECTOR: Charles E. Cullen
STARRING: David Hawkins as Slaughter Claus
Nelson Olvier as Bi-Polar Elf #19
Ian Little as Roller Boy
Les Anas as Irritating Dad
Kristen Jones as Irritating Mom
QUICK CUT: Slaughter Claus is coming to town, and he doesn’t care who’s been naughty or who’s been nice.
HEAVY METAL MASSACRE
WRITER: David DeFalco
DIRECTOR: Bobbi Young
STARRING: Bobbi Young as the Killer
Michelle De Santis as Shauna
Nick Hasomeris as Reese
John Thayer as
Sami Plotkin as Lisa
QUICK CUT: A heavy metal fan works his way through the club scene of the late ‘90s.
FROSTBITER: WRATH OF THE WENDIGO
WRITER: Tom Chaney
DIRECTOR: Tom Chaney
STARRING: Ron Asheton as Gary
Lori Baker as Sandy
Patrick Butler as Peter
Devlin Burton as Leo Phillips
Tom Franks as Tony
Alan Madlane as Nick
John Bussard as Jerry
David Wogh as Dave
John "Duke" Mietalka as Duke
Mike Missler as The Guardian
QUICK CUT: A hunting trip goes awry when someone tromps over into private property.
AUNTIE LEE’S MEAT PIES
WRITERS: Screenplay by Joseph F. Robertson and Gerald M. Steiner
DIRECTOR: Joseph F. Robertson
STARRING: Karen Black as Auntie Lee
Pat Mortia as Chief Koal
Kristine Anne Rose as Fawn
Michael Berryman as Larry
Ava Fabian as Magnolia
David Parry as Harold Ivars
Teri Weigel as Coral
Pia Reyes as Sky
Louie Bonanno as Doc
Walter Lang as John
Grant Cramer as Phil
Cort McCown as Craig
Richard Vidan as Bruno
QUICK CUT: A bunch of people get together to celebrate good food and family this holiday season.
DEATH MACHINE
WRITER: Steven Norrington
DIRECTOR: Steven Norrington
STARRING: Brad Dourif as Jack Dante
Ely Pouget as Hayden Cale
QUICK CUT: An overgrown manchild leaves his toys all over the place, getting in everyone’s way.
BUTTCRACK
WRITER: Jim Larsen
DIRECTOR: Jim Larsen
STARRING: Doug Ciskowski as Brian
Caleb Kreischer as Wade
Kathy Wittes as Annie
Rob Hayward as Ken
Cindy Geary as Wade's Sister
Laurent Minassian as Hank the Redneck
Mojo Nixon as Preacher Man Bob
QUICK CUT: When Wade passes away, his sister just can’t seem to let go.
HACK-O-LANTERN
WRITERS: Story by Burford Hauser
Screenplay by Carla Robinson
DIRECTOR: Jag Mundhra
STARRING: Hy Pyke as Grandpa
Gregory Scott Cummins as Tommy
Katina Garner as Amanda
Carla Baron as Vera
Jeff Brown as Roger
Patricia Christie as Beth
Michel Potts as Bill
Larry Coven as Brian
QUICK CUT: A young man spends time with his grandfather on Halloween, while the rest of the family adjust to the loss of his father.
PSYCHO SPACE DEMONS
WRITER: Carl J. Sukenick
DIRECTOR: Carl J. Sukenick
STARRING: Carl J. Sukenick
QUICK CUT: A man cavorts around his yard, having the time of his life.
THE TENEMENT
WRITER: Glen Baisley
DIRECTOR: Glen Baisley
STARRING: Joe Lauria as Ethan Fernier/Black Rose Killer
Michael Gingold as Winston Korman/Boyfriend/Coroner
Carol DiMarsico as Sarah Weston
John Sudol as Henry Wallace
Mike Lane as Jimmy Wayne Garrick
Frank Catalanotto as Frank Cooper
Ed Shelinsky as Taxi Driver
Danielle Russo as Trunk Victim/Jen/Chastity
QUICK CUT: A cluster of tales about the wacky hijinks the residents of a tenement building in Faireview Falls get up to.
FETUS
WRITER: Brian Paulin
DIRECTOR: Brian Paulin
STARRING: Nette Detroy as Sarah
Brian Paulin as Kevin
Kevin Barbare as Record Store Clerk
Yael Sanchez as Nurse
Joe Olsen as Medical Assistant
Richard Caron as C-Section Specialist
Ernest Hutcherson as Head Surgeon
QUICK CUT: Following the loss of his wife and unborn child during the birth, a man spends some time trying to come to terms with his grief.
HELLRAISER: REVELATIONS
WRITER: Story and Screenplay by Gary J. Tunnicliffe
DIRECTOR: Victor Garcia
STARRING: Steven Brand as Ross Craven
Nick Eversman as Steven Craven
Tracey Fairaway as Emma Craven
Sebastien Roberts as Peter Bradley
Devon Sorvari as Sarah Craven
Sanny Van Heteren as Kate Bradley
Daniel Buran as Vagrant
Jay Gillespie as Nico/Pseudo
Stephan Smith Collins as Pinhead
QUICK CUT: A pair of teens head south of the border in this coming of age drama, until things go horribly wrong.
BLOODY MUSCLE BODYBUILDER IN HELL
WRITER: Shinichi Fukazawa
DIRECTOR: Shinichi Fukazawa
STARRING: Shinichi Fukazawa as Shinji
Masaaki Kai as Mizuguchi
Masahiro Kai as ?
Aki Tama Mai as ?
Asako Nosaka as ?
QUICK CUT: A man takes his friend to a family home far away, and they encounter some previous tenants.
FUTURE SHOCK
WRITERS: Eric Parkinson, Vivian Schilling, David DuBos, Matt Reeves
DIRECTORS: Eric Parkinson, Oley Sassone, Matt Reeves
STARRING: Vivian Schilling as Jenny Porter
Scott Thompson as Georgie
Martin Kove as Doctor Langdon
Sam Clay as Steven Forrest
Bill Paxton as Vince
QUICK CUT: A psychiatrist does his best to help his patients confront their fears.
555
WRITER: Roy M. Koz
DIRECTOR: Wally Koz
STARRING: Mara-Lynn Bastian as Susan Rather
Charles Fuller as Colonel Wayne
Greg Kerouac as Sgt. Conner
Greg Neilson as Ralph Kennedy
B.K. Smith as Detective Haller
Bob Grabill as The Killer
QUICK CUT: A young man celebrates an important date in his life, by visiting some of his favourite spots and painting the town red.
FROM VENUS
WRITERS: Jeff Kennedy and DJ Perry
DIRECTOR: Jeff Kennedy
STARRING: DJ Perry as Franklin Mayfair
Michael Brown as Russ Preston
David Borowicz as Arthur/Yolin
Aaron Jackson as Adam/Crypto
Joy Jaye as Molly
Rebecca Holden as Avatrix
A.R. Lake as Shanara
Anthony Hornus as Maggarth
QUICK CUT: While on leave, Russel goes looking for his niece, after she falls in with a bad crowd in another town.
CONJURE
WRITER: Matt Busch
DIRECTOR: Matt Busch
STARRING: Matt Busch as Matt Busch
Sarah Wilkinson as Sarah Wilkinson
Angela Jackman as Alegna
Alexis Sharon as Ixel
Hillary Aguanno as Onoga
QUICK CUT: A day in the life of illustrator Matt Busch