Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras. if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.
CRITTERS 4
WRITER: Rupert Harvey and Barry Opper
DIRECTOR: Rupert Harvey
STARRING: Don Keith Opper as Charlie McFadden
Paul Whitthorne as Ethan
Angela Bassett as Fran
Anders Hove as Rick
Eric DaRe as Bernie
Brad Dourif as Al Bert
Martine Beswick as the voice of Angela
QUICK CUT: Charlie tries to clean up some hairballs left behind.
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THE CREMATORS
WRITER: Screenplay by Harry Essex
From a short story by Judy Ditky
DIRECTOR: Harry Essex
STARRING: Maria de Aragon as Jeanne
Marvin Howard as Dr. Ian Thorne
Eric Allison as Dr. Willy Seppel
Manson Caulfield as Mason
Cecil Redick as Medical Examiner
Barney Bossick as Merv
Al Ward as Phil
QUICK CUT: An environmental scientist gets the hots for the new girl in town, but he has some competition!
Read MoreEASTER CASKET
WRITER: Dustin Wayde Mills
DIRECTOR: Dustin Wayde Mills
STARRING: Josh Eal as Father Asher
Erin R. Ryan as Audrie Burke
Jason Crowe as Father Crowe
Allison Fitzgerald as Sister Mary Agnes
Janet Jay as Prima
Roni Jonah as Sister Mary Joan
Dustin Mills as Peter Cottontail/Father Jacob
Steve Rimpici as Mega Pope
Brandon Salkil as Cardinal O'Malley
QUICK CUT: The Easter Bunny returns to remind everyone why this is a special time of year.
Read MoreWORST MOVIE EVER
WRITER: Glenn Berggoetz
DIRECTOR: Glenn Berggoetz
STARRING: Glenn Berggoetz as Johnny, Dr. Lars Coolman, Petey
Eileen Barker as Laduelia
Stuart Goldstein as Bobby
Haidyn Harvey as Erica
Bryce Foster as Brent
Christopher Irvin as Dr. Dirk Ramrod
Christine Mascolo as Angela
Kasha Fauscett as Kristin
Jeff Johnson as The Dark Overlord
Jonathan Jorgenson as Santa Claus
Carla Cannalte as Debbie
QUICK CUT: A community is brought together during trying times as they shelter in place to ride out an impending disaster.
Read MoreSEEDPEOPLE
WRITERS: Screenplay by Jackson Barr
Based on an original idea by Charles Band
DIRECTOR: Peter Manoogian
STARRING: Sam Hennings as Tom Baines
Andrea Roth as Heidi Tucker
Dane Witherspoon as Brad Yates
Holly Fields as Kim Tucker
Anne Betancourt as Mrs. Santiago
John Mooney as Frank Tucker
Charles Bouvier as Thurman Rudd
Bernard Kates as Doc Roller
QUICK CUT: A scientist returns to his home town to discover the true meaning of love, guided by the stars.
Read MoreWICKED WORLD
WRITER: Barry J. Gillis
DIRECTOR: Barry J. Gillis
STARRING: Eddie Platt as The Killer
Barry J. Gillis as Grant Ekland
Maria Delgado as Nurse
QUICK CUT: A poor man trapped in his own body, keeps himself entertained by creating stories to escape the only way he knows how.
Read MorePHANTASM IV: OBLIVION
WRITER: Don Coscarelli
DIRECTOR: Don Coscarelli
STARRING: A. Michael Baldwin as Mike
Reggie Bannister as Reggie
Bill Thornbury as Jody
Heidi Marnhout as Jennifer
Bob Ivy as Demon Trooper
Angus Scrimm as The Tall Man
QUICK CUT: Two men drive across the desert in search of themselves.
Read MoreROBOWAR
WRITERS: Story by Claudio Fragasso and Rossella Drudi
Screenplay by Rossella Drudi
DIRECTOR: Vincent Dawn
STARRING: Reb Brown as Marphy Black
Catherine Hickland as Virgin
Alex McBride as Guarino
Romano Puppo as Corey
Max Laurel as Quang
Jim Gaines as Sonny Peel
John P. Dulaney as Bray
Mel Davidson as Mascher
QUICK CUT: A group of soldiers is sent into the jungle to track down a mysterious killer whose origins will shock them to the core.
Read MoreMURDERLUST
WRITER: James Lane
DIRECTOR: Donald Jones
STARRING: Eli Rich as Steve
Rochelle Taylor as Cheryl
Dennis Gannon as Neil
Bonnie Schneider as Marene
Lisa Nichols as Debbie
H. Burton Leary as Joe
Bill Walsh as Lymen
QUICK CUT: A Sunday school teacher struggles to find belonging outside of his activities with the church.
Read MoreWES CRAVEN’S NEW NIGHTMARE
WRITER: Wes Craven
DIRECTOR: Wes Craven
STARRING: Robert Englund as Himself/Freddy Krueger
Heather Langenkamp as Herself
Miko Hughes as Dylan
David Newsom as Chase Porter
Tracy Middendorf as Julie
Fran Bennett as Dr. Heffner
John Saxon as Himself
QUICK CUT: Heather Langenkamp, Robert Englund, and Wes Craven reunite to reminisce about the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise.
Read MoreTHE ASSIGNMENT: THE WITCHES TALISMAN
WRITER: Kelly Helen Thompson and Jarrod Huffman
Edited screenplay by Iban Petric
DIRECTORS: Kelly Helen Thompson
Co-Directors: Iban Petric and Joel Wynkoof
STARRING: Kelly Helen Thompson as Cassy
Kyle Calwhite as Oliver
Joel Wnykoop as Professor/John Nolan
Bob Glazier as John Nolan/Kalizar
Abi Burgess as Stella/Twin Sister
Steven Singer as Priest
Bill Burgess as Derrick
QUICK CUT: Destiny calls for a young student who must fight against evil forces arrayed against her before they destroy the universe. Or something.
Read MoreNINJA ZOMBIE
WRITER: Mark Bessenger
DIRECTOR: Mark Bessenger
STARRING: Michael Correll as Orlan Sands
Terry Dunn as Spithrachne
Kelly Anchors as Maggie
John Beaton Hill as Jack Chase/Ninja Zombie
QUICK CUT: A professor woos his dead friend’s fiance, while being hounded by archaeology enthusiasts.
Read MoreFRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII - THE NEW BLOOD
WRITERS: Daryl Haney and Manuel Fidello
DIRECTOR: John Carl Buechler
STARRING: Lar Park Lincoln as Tina
Kevin Blair as Nick
Susan Blu as Mrs. Shepard
Terry Kiser as Dr. Crews
Susan Jennifer Sullivan as Melissa
Elizabeth Kaitan as Robin
Jon Renfield as David
Jeff Bennett as Eddie
Heidi Kozak as Sandra
Diana Barrows as Maddy
Larry Cox as Russell
Kane Hodder as Jason Voorhees
QUICK CUT: After the loss of her father, a young woman returns to her lakeshore home to reconnect with the past, try and get past her grief, make new friends, and try and survive the night.
Read MoreCLASS OF 1999
WRITERS: Story by Mark L. Lester
Screenplay by C.Courtney Joyner
DIRECTOR: Mark L. Lester
STARRING: Bradley Gregg as Cody Culp
Traci Lin as Christie Langford
John P. Ryan as Mr. Hardin
Pam Grier as Ms. Connors
Patrick Kilpatrick as Mr. Bryles
Joshua Miller as Angel
Jimmy Medina Taggert as Hector
` Stacy Keach as Dr. Forrest
Malcolm McDowell as Dr. Miles Langford
QUICK CUT: A kid gets out of jail and struggles to reintegrate back into society, as some new teachers also start their new jobs.
Read MoreROCK ‘N’ ROLL NIGHTMARE
WRITER: Screenplay by Jon-Mikl Thor
DIRECTOR: John Fasano
STARRING: Jon-Mikl Thor as John Triton Jillian Peri as Lou Anne Frank Dietz as Roger Eburt Dave Lane as Max Teresa Simpson as Randy Denise Dicandia as Dee Dee Jesse D'Angelo as Little Boy Rusty Hamilton as Seductress
QUICK CUT: A band heads off to the middle of nowhere, so they can focus on their next album. They befriend a young child, and several locals, until everything falls apart.
THANKSKILLING 3
WRITER: Kevin Stewart, Jordan Downey, Mike Will Downey
DIRECTOR: Jordan Downey
STARRING: Dan Usaj as Uncle Donny
Joe Hartzler as Jefferson
Preston Altree as Nibla
Mark M as Flowis
QUICK CUT: When his best means of income disappears, Turkie seeks a means to keep going in this rough world of ours.
INVASION OF THE BLOOD FARMERS
WRITERS: Screenplay by Ed Adlum and Ed Kelleher
DIRECTOR: Ed Adlum
STARRING: Norman Kelley as Dr. Roy Anderson
Tanna Hunter as Jenny Anderson
Bruce Detrick as Don Tucker
Paul Craig Jennings as Creton
Jack Neubeck as Egon
Richard Erickson as Sontag
QUICK CUT: After her dog goes missing, Jenny and her boyfriend scour the town for him, eventually leading them to the neighbours’ farm.
BLOOD HARVEST
WRITER: Story by Chris Vaalar and William Arthur
Screenplay by Ben Benson and Emil Joseph
DIRECTOR: Bill Rebane
STARRING: Tiny Tim as Mervo
Itonia Salocheck as Jill
Dean West as Gary
Lori Minneti as Sarah
Peter Krause as Scott
Frank Benson as The Sheriff
QUICK CUT: A young woman travels home to reconnect with her family, and childhood friends, including the local clown, Mervo!
Read MoreDARK HARVEST
WRITER: James L. Nicholson
DIRECTOR: James L. Nicholson
STARRING: David Kramer as Tom
Jamee Natella as Mary Anne
Debbie O'der as Lori
Cooper Anderson as Alex
Patti Negri as Mellissa
Tracy Vivat as Jude
Dan Weiss as Frank
Tina Marie Moore as Sandy
Dawn Denoon as Kim
Victor Orlando as Chuck the Ranger
QUICK CUT: On a trip into the desert, a group of young adults need to try and bond to find their way out.
Read MoreWITCHOUSE
WRITERS: Original story by Charles Band
Written by Matthew Jason Walsh
DIRECTOR: Jack Reed
STARRING: Matt Raftery as Jack
Monica Serene Garnich as Jennifer
Brooke Mueller as Janet
Ashley McKinney as Elizabeth
Dave Oren Ward as Tony
Marissa Tait as Maria
Dane Northcutt as Scott
Kimberly Pullis as Margaret
Jason Faunt as Bob
Ryan Scott Greene as Brad
Ariauna Albright as Lilith
QUICK CUT: A group of friends gather for a <del>Halloween</del> party hosted by an old friend of theres, and things go horribly wrong as secrets come out.
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