What I'm Watching: The Visit
What a twist! I'm back with a quick review for the latest from much maligned director, M. Night Shyamalan, the Visit!
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What I'm Watching: Stung
Bees. My god. *ahem* I mean, wasps. Killer wasps. Killer, stinging wasps, that lay eggs and have gigantic wasps tear out of your corpse. It's wasps meets Xenomorphs in this fun little horror comedy called Stung.
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: Uncanny
If you liked Ex Machina, well there's also Uncanny! Another movie about an AI in human form being poked and prodded to see how real it is! So, how is it?
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: Krampus
Christmastime is almost here, and if you haven't been good, you just might receive a visit from Krampus! I decided to beat him to the punch though, and went to see Krampus himself in theatres before they got devoured by some other movie...
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: Extraterrestrial
I've reviewed several Vicious Brothers movies before, and I've been meaning to get around to Extraterrestrial for awhile now. So pack your bags, and follow me into the woods for this review. Just watch out for the aliens.
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: All Cheerleaders Die
And finally for Octoberween, I finish off the mouth with the a movie I am LONG overdue in reviewing, especially with how much I love it, All Cheerleaders Die. It blends zombies, magic, social commentary, and black humour in a most interesting fashion.
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: The Drownsman
We're almost done with the month of endless reviews, and I am finishing up with some of my absolute favourite underdogs you might not have heard of. Today's choice is The Drownsman, a throwback to more classic slasher horror with a supernatural flair.
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: Crimson Peak
Got out to the theatres and saw Guillermo Del Toro's latest, a gothic romance horror story, called Crimson Peak.
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: Amityville Death House
Want to get some attention for your low budget movie no one has ever heard of? Slap Amityville in the title, and have Eric Roberts do a role where he doesn't actually appear! Yeah, Amityville Death House is a rough ride...
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: Ex Machina
I love horror, but my true love is science fiction. In that spirit, I am finally getting around to reviewing one of the more well regarded science fiction movies of the last year, Ex Machina. It's about a young tech genius recruited to administer a Turing test to a brand new artificial intelligence, and things twist and turn to a dark conclusion.
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: V/H/S: Viral
OK fine, I'll watch the last/latest in the series, and do a review of V/H/S: Viral. Might as well!
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: Something Wicked
A young couple tries to build and rebuild their lives together and get married, after the bride's parents get killed. This movie's got everything; stalkers, mysticism, twists and turns aplenty...so get ready for my review of Something Wicked.
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: The Invited
You would think a straightforward plot such as "married couple with a baby on the way move into a haunted house" wouldn't be difficult to mess up. But 'The Invited' finds new depths of ways to do exactly that.
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: Always Watching
Okay, I guess I took a long enough break from found footage, and this is a solid effort, with a story of Slenderman...er, The Operator, in a Marble Hornets story, Always Watching.
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: Motivational Growth
Show me a movie where Jeffrey Combs is voicing an evil growth of mold that is fighting with a television for the soul of a reclusive guy in an apartment, and I gotta see that. And yes, this movie is every bit as strange as that sounds.
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: The Babadook
The Babadook is a recent horror film that took the world by storm, getting critical acclaim for originality and quality. I have a bit of a different view...
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: The Editor
From the bleak to the bizarre, my next review is of Astron-6's Giallo homage and parody, the Editor. They've had successful homages of styles before with the grindhouseian Father's Day, so how does their attempt to go Italian work out with The Editor?
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: Maggie
Arnold Schwarzenegger plus zombies probably gives you a particular image in your head for what to expect from a movie. "Maggie" completely undermines that vision. But is it any *good*, and did I like it?
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: The Martian
Do I need to sum up The Martian? Who hasn't read or seen this by now? Okay, fine. During a mission to Mars, things go horribly wrong, and astronaut Mark Watney gets left for dead on the Martian surface, with only limited supplies, and a long time until help comes. How good can a movie be focused on a single guy talking to himself for two hours? Fortunately, better than that sentence...
Read MoreWhat I'm Watching: Gravy
We're halfway through the month, so to take a break from straight up horror, I decided to review a black comedy written and directed by Psych's James Roday. Every Halloween, a trio of cannibals take over a restaurant and have a feast made from the staff that unfortunately stayed behind to close up. Is it a feast or a famine of humour? Click in and read on!
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