Triskaidekafiles

Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras.  if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.

What I'm Watching: The Martian

Do I need to sum up The Martian?  Who hasn't read or seen this by now?  Okay, fine.  During a mission to Mars, things go horribly wrong, and astronaut Mark Watney gets left for dead on the Martian surface, with only limited supplies, and a long time until help comes.  How good can a movie be focused on a single guy talking to himself for two hours?  Fortunately, better than that sentence...

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What I'm Watching: Gravy

We're halfway through the month, so to take a break from straight up horror, I decided to review a black comedy written and directed by Psych's James Roday.  Every Halloween, a trio of cannibals take over a restaurant and have a feast made from the staff that unfortunately stayed behind to close up.  Is it a feast or a famine of humour?  Click in and read on!

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What I'm Watching: Arkham Sanitarium: Soul Eater

Found footage movies set in abandoned asylums sure aren't anything new, but what happens when a group of paranormal investigators go to visit the most famous asylum in all of horror, Arkham Sanitarium?  Well, let's just say Cthulhu isn't happy about it...

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What I'm Watching: Tormented

Back with another review, and after yesterday's review of Torment, I thought I'd follow up with TORMENTED!  I mean, with that title, another home invasion story where someone is stalked by a family of Murder Hillbillies in stuffed animals masks, they MUST be related...right??

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What I'm Watching: Torment

Torment is yet another home invasion horror movie, and it brings a few interesting things to the table.  But the biggest plusses here are the cast.  But does a pair of solid leads in Robin Dunne and Katharine Isabelle make a good experience out of yet another movie with Murder Hillbillies?

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