Triskaidekafiles

Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras.  if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)

CALL GIRL OF CTHULHU

WRITER: Jimmy George and Chris LaMartina

DIRECTOR: Chris LaMartina

STARRING: David Phillip Carollo as Carter Wilcox

Melissa O'Brien as Riley Whatley

Nicolette LeFaye as Erica Zann

Dave Gamble as Sebastian Suydum

Helenmary Ball as Professor Edna Curwen

Sabrina Taylor-Smith as Squid

Alex Mendez as Rick "The Dick" Pickman

George Stover as Walter Delapore

Leanna Chamish as Detective Rita Lagrassi

QUICK CUT: Boy meets girl, girl is a hooker, boy falls in love with girl, girl is the prophesied girl to bring Cthulhu’s child into the world.

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Frostbiter: Wrath of the Wendigo (1995)

FROSTBITER: WRATH OF THE WENDIGO

WRITER: Tom Chaney

DIRECTOR: Tom Chaney

STARRING: Ron Asheton as Gary

Lori Baker as Sandy

Patrick Butler as Peter

Devlin Burton as Leo Phillips

Tom Franks as Tony

Alan Madlane as Nick

John Bussard as Jerry

David Wogh as Dave

John "Duke" Mietalka as Duke

Mike Missler as The Guardian

QUICK CUT: A hunting trip goes awry when someone tromps over into private property.

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Auntie Lee's Meat Pies (1992)

AUNTIE LEE’S MEAT PIES

WRITERS: Screenplay by Joseph F. Robertson and Gerald M. Steiner

DIRECTOR: Joseph F. Robertson

STARRING: Karen Black as Auntie Lee

Pat Mortia as Chief Koal

Kristine Anne Rose as Fawn

Michael Berryman as Larry

Ava Fabian as Magnolia

David Parry as Harold Ivars

Teri Weigel as Coral

Pia Reyes as Sky

Louie Bonanno as Doc

Walter Lang as John

Grant Cramer as Phil

Cort McCown as Craig

Richard Vidan as Bruno

QUICK CUT: A bunch of people get together to celebrate good food and family this holiday season.

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Hack-O-Lantern (1988)

HACK-O-LANTERN

WRITERS: Story by Burford Hauser

Screenplay by Carla Robinson

DIRECTOR: Jag Mundhra

STARRING: Hy Pyke as Grandpa

Gregory Scott Cummins as Tommy

Katina Garner as Amanda

Carla Baron as Vera

Jeff Brown as Roger

Patricia Christie as Beth

Michel Potts as Bill

Larry Coven as Brian

QUICK CUT: A young man spends time with his grandfather on Halloween, while the rest of the family adjust to the loss of his father.

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The Tenement (2003)

THE TENEMENT

WRITER: Glen Baisley

DIRECTOR: Glen Baisley

STARRING: Joe Lauria as Ethan Fernier/Black Rose Killer

Michael Gingold as Winston Korman/Boyfriend/Coroner

Carol DiMarsico as Sarah Weston

John Sudol as Henry Wallace

Mike Lane as Jimmy Wayne Garrick

Frank Catalanotto as Frank Cooper

Ed Shelinsky as Taxi Driver

Danielle Russo as Trunk Victim/Jen/Chastity

QUICK CUT: A cluster of tales about the wacky hijinks the residents of a tenement building in Faireview Falls get up to.

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Fetus (2008)

FETUS

WRITER: Brian Paulin

DIRECTOR: Brian Paulin

STARRING: Nette Detroy as Sarah

Brian Paulin as Kevin

Kevin Barbare as Record Store Clerk

Yael Sanchez as Nurse

Joe Olsen as Medical Assistant

Richard Caron as C-Section Specialist

Ernest Hutcherson as Head Surgeon

QUICK CUT: Following the loss of his wife and unborn child during the birth, a man spends some time trying to come to terms with his grief.

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Hellraiser: Revelations (2011)

HELLRAISER: REVELATIONS

WRITER: Story and Screenplay by Gary J. Tunnicliffe

DIRECTOR: Victor Garcia

STARRING: Steven Brand as Ross Craven

Nick Eversman as Steven Craven

Tracey Fairaway as Emma Craven

Sebastien Roberts as Peter Bradley

Devon Sorvari as Sarah Craven

Sanny Van Heteren as Kate Bradley

Daniel Buran as Vagrant

Jay Gillespie as Nico/Pseudo

Stephan Smith Collins as Pinhead

QUICK CUT: A pair of teens head south of the border in this coming of age drama, until things go horribly wrong.

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Future Shock (1994)

FUTURE SHOCK

WRITERS: Eric Parkinson, Vivian Schilling, David DuBos, Matt Reeves

DIRECTORS: Eric Parkinson, Oley Sassone, Matt Reeves

STARRING: Vivian Schilling as Jenny Porter

Scott Thompson as Georgie

Martin Kove as Doctor Langdon

Sam Clay as Steven Forrest

Bill Paxton as Vince

QUICK CUT: A psychiatrist does his best to help his patients confront their fears.

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555 (1988)

555

WRITER: Roy M. Koz

DIRECTOR: Wally Koz

STARRING: Mara-Lynn Bastian as Susan Rather

Charles Fuller as Colonel Wayne

Greg Kerouac as Sgt. Conner

Greg Neilson as Ralph Kennedy

B.K. Smith as Detective Haller

Bob Grabill as The Killer

QUICK CUT: A young man celebrates an important date in his life, by visiting some of his favourite spots and painting the town red.

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From Venus (2005)

FROM VENUS

WRITERS: Jeff Kennedy and DJ Perry

DIRECTOR: Jeff Kennedy

STARRING: DJ Perry as Franklin Mayfair

Michael Brown as Russ Preston

David Borowicz as Arthur/Yolin

Aaron Jackson as Adam/Crypto

Joy Jaye as Molly

Rebecca Holden as Avatrix

A.R. Lake as Shanara

Anthony Hornus as Maggarth

QUICK CUT: While on leave, Russel goes looking for his niece, after she falls in with a bad crowd in another town.

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Dead Life (2006)

DEAD LIFE

WRITER: William Victor Schotten

DIRECTOR: William Victor Schotten

STARRING: Michael Hanton as Maxx

Jayson Garity as Rick

Joseph J. Zetts as Dave

Bruce Taylor as Mike

Lindsay Gerish as Kim

Ashleigh Holeman as Brianna

Jeff Robek as Kyle Richards

QUICK CUT: Some good ol’ boys chill out on the porch and work on a house, and eventually people get hungry and break for dinner.

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The Tripper (2006)

THE TRIPPER

WRITERS: David Arquette and Joe Harris

DIRECTOR: David Arquette

STARRING: Richmond Arquette as Cooper

Paz de la Huerta as Jade/Summer

Balthazar Getty as Jimmy

Redmond Gleeson as Dylan/Father

Lukas Haas as Ivan

Stephen Heath as Jack

Brad Hunt as Jank

Thomas Jane as Buzz

Jaime King as Samantha

Jason Mewes as Joey

Christopher Nelson as Gus/Reagan

Paul Reubens as Frank Baker

Marsha Thomason as Linda

QUICK CUT: Ronald Reagan explains tax cuts to a group of young kids.

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