Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras. if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.
CONTAMINATION
WRITERS: Screenplay by Lewis Coates and Erich Tomek
Based on an original story by Lewis Coates
DIRECTOR: Lewis Coates
STARRING: Ian McCulloch as Cmdr. Ian Hubbard
Louise Marleau as Col. Stella Holmes
Marino Mase as NYPD Lt. Tony Aris
Siegfried Rauch as Hamilton
QUICK CUT: A tainted shipment of coffee arrives in New York City's harbour, and a small trio investigate what's wrong with the beans.
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SLEEPAWAY CAMP II: UNHAPPY CAMPERS
WRITER: Fritz Gordon
DIRECTOR: Michael A. Simpson
STARRING: Pamela Springsteen as Angela
Renee Estevez as Molly
Valerie Hartman as Ally
Tony Higgins as Sean
Brian Patrick Clarke as TC
Walter Gotell as Uncle John
QUICK CUT: Oh I'm a happy camper, I love movies that are bad. But when folks take to long to die, it makes me really sad. Oh I'm a happy camper, since Angela's back to kill. Let's go and see if this movie is a thrill.
Read MoreKILLJOY 3
WRITER: John Lechago
DIRECTOR: John Lechago
STARRING: Trent Haaga as Killjoy
Victoria de Mare as Batty Boop
Jessica Whitaker as Sandie
Michael Rupnow as Rojer
Spiral Jackson as Zilla
Olivia Dawn York as Erica
Al Burke as Punchy the Hobo Clown
Tai Chan Ngo as Freakshow the Mime
Darrow Igus as The Professor (And Mary Anne!)
QUICK CUT: A new group of people meet the merry trickster clown and he has silly friends all his own this time out! Let's all go to the circus!
Read MoreA*P*E
WRITERS: Paul Leder and Reuben A. Leder
DIRECTOR: Paul Leder
STARRING: Rod Arrants as Tom Rose
Joanna de Varona as Marilyn Baker
Alex Nicol as Colonel Davis
Lee Nak Hoon as Captain Kim
Woo Yun Jong as Mrs. Kim
Jerry Harke as Lt. Smith
QUICK CUT: A loveable monkey runs amok in Seoul as people try and catch it before it can get into too much mischief!
Read MoreSCANNERS III: THE TAKEOVER
WRITER: B.J. Nelson, Julie Richard, David Preston and Rene Malo
DIRECTOR: Christian Duguay
STARRING: Liliana Komorowska as Helena Monet
Valerie Valois as Joyce Stone
Daniel Pilon as Michael
Collin Fox as Elton Monet
Claire Cellucci as Suzy
Michael Copeman as Mitch
Sith Sekae as Monk
Harry Hill as Dr. Bauman
Chip Chuipka as Thomas
Steve Parrish as Alex Monet
QUICK CUT: After her brother disappears and her father dies, a young woman inherits the family business, and has to deal with the headaches of running a company.
Read MoreDRILLER KILLER
WRITER: N. G. St. John
DIRECTOR: Abel Ferrara
STARRING: Jimmy Laine as Reno
Carolyn Marz as Carol
Baybi Day as Pamela
Harry Schultz as Dalton Briggs
Alan Wynroth as Landlord
Rhodney Montreal as Tony Coca-Cola
QUICK CUT: A struggling artist decides to get a bit handy around the house and fire up the old power drill.
Read MoreMICROWAVE MASSACRE
WRITER: Screenplay by Thomas Singer
Based on an Original Story by Craig Muckler
DIRECTOR: Wayne Berwick
STARRING: Jackie Vernon as Donald
Loren Schein as Roosevelt
Al Troupe as Philip
Claire Ginsberg as May
QUICK CUT: A man gets fed up with his wife's cooking, and things come to a head.
Read MoreHELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II
WRITER: Screenplay by Ron Oliver
DIRECTOR: Bruce Pittman
STARRING: Michael Ironside as Bill Nordham
Wendy Lyon as Vicki Carpenter
Justin Louis as Craig Nordham
Richard Monette as Father Cooper
Lisa Schrage as Mary Lou Maloney
Terri Hawkes as Kelly Hennenlotter
Beverley Hendry as Monica Waters
Brock Simpson as Josh
Beth Gondek as Jess Browning
QUICK CUT: A charming tale about a young lady seeking to go to prom, but not having enough money for a new dress, until she meets someone who can help her out...
Read MoreTHE JITTERS
WRITER: Screenplay by Jeff McKay and Sonoko Kondo
DIRECTOR: John M. Fasano
STARRING: Sal Viviano as Michael Derrick
Marilyn Tokuda as Alice Lee
James Hong as Tony Yang Sr.
Frank Dietz as Rat
John Quincy Lee as Tony Yang Jr.
Handy Atmadja as Frank Lee
Doug Silberstein as Leech
QUICK CUT: After her uncle passes, Alice tries to have him move on to a better place in accordance with the culture of her people, and trying to deal with the gang that caused his death.
Read MoreBLOOD HOOK
WRITERS: Story by Gail Anderson, David Herbert, James Mallon, and Douglas Rand
Screenplay by Larry Edgerton & John Galligan
DIRECTOR: James Mallon
STARRING: Mark Jacobs as Peter Van Clease
Lisa Todd as Ann
Patrick Danz as Rodney
Sara Hauser as Kiersten
Christopher Whitting as Finner
Don Winters as Leroy Leudke
Paul Drake as Wayne Duerst
Bill Lowrie as Evelyn Duerst
Sandy Meuwissen as Bev D.
QUICK CUT: A guy and his friends head up to the family summer home in Minnesota for a weekend on the lake, and along the way they meet the local best fisherman with scary good accuracy, and partake in the local muskie festival.
Read MoreMUTILATIONS
WRITER: Lawrence Thomas
DIRECTOR: Lawrence Thomas
STARRING: Al Baker as Prof. Jim McFarland
Katherine Hutson as Ann Bennett
Shelly Creel as Libby Jones
Bull Buckner as Buck Jenson
Harvey Shell as Charley Hill
John Bliss as Oliver Matson
QUICK CUT: A group of students head on a field trip to learn some local history from farmers, and come back changed.
Read MoreKILLER WORKOUT
WRITER: Ted A Prior
DIRECTOR: Ted A. Prior
STARRING: Marcia Karr as Rhonda
David James Campbell as Lieutenant Morgan
Fritz Matthews as Jimmy
Ted Prior as Chuck
Teresa Vander Woude as Jaimy
Richard Bravo as Tom
Dianne Copeland as Debbie
Laurel Mock as Diane
Teresa Truesdale as Rachael
QUICK CUT: People learn about the dangers of exercising too much at Rhonda's gym!
Read MoreSOCIETY
WRITER: Woody Keith and Rick Fry
DIRECTOR: Brian Yuzna
STARRING: Billy Warlock as Bill Whitney
Devin Devasquez as Clarisa
Evan Richards as Milo
Ben Meyerson as Ferguson
Charles Lucia as Jim
Connie Danese as Nan
Patrice Jennings as Jenny
Ben Slack as Dr. Cleveland
Tim Bartell as Blanchard
Brian Bremer as Petrie
QUICK CUT: A deep look at the dangers the lower class pose to the better people of society.
Read MorePHANTASM
WRITER: Don Coscarelli
DIRECTOR: Don Coscarelli
STARRING: Michael Baldwin as Mike
Bill Thornbury as Jody
Reggie Bannister as Reggie
Kathy Lester as Lady in Lavender
Angus Scrimm as The Tall Man
QUICK CUT: Dealing with the loss of family and friends are never easy, but fortunately for Mike Pearson, he befriends the local mortician, who has some fun silver balls to play with.
Read MorePHOBE: THE XENOPHOBIC EXPERIMENTS
WRITER: Story & Screenplay by Erica Benedikty
DIRECTOR: Erica Benedikty
STARRING: John Rubick as Sgt. Gregory Dapp
Tina Dumoulin as Jennifer
Lyon Tenbroeck as Rob
Merv Wrighton as Phobe
QUICK CUT: A new man comes to Toronto in search of an old associate, and along the way he makes some friends and finds some eggs.
Read MoreTHE BABY
WRITER: Abe Polsku
DIRECTOR: Ted Post
STARRING: Anjanette Comer as Ann Gentry
Ruth Roman as Mrs. Wadsworth
Marianna Hill as Germaine Wadsworth
Suzanne Zenor as Alba Wadsworth
Beatrice Manley Blau as Judith
David Manzy as Baby
QUICK CUT: A social worker investigates a family and comes to care for their youngest child, known only as Baby.
Read MoreA NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER
WRITERS: Story by William Kotzwinkle and Brian Helgeland
Screenplay by Brian Helgeland and Scott Pierce
DIRECTOR: Renny Harlin
STARRING: Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger
Rodney Eastman as Joey
Danny Hassel as Dan
Andras Jones as Rick
Tuesday Knight as Kristen
Ken Sagoes as Kincaid
Lisa Wilcox as Alice
Toy Newkirk as Sheila
Brooke Theiss as Debbie
QUICK CUT: It's another late night on Elm Street, as a local janitor comes back to town to deal with some unfinished business.
Read MoreTHE GALAXY INVADER
WRITER: Don Dohler
DIRECTOR: Don Dohler
STARRING: Richard Ruxton as Joe Montague
Faye Tilles as Carol Montague
George Stover as JJ Montague
Greg Dohler as David Harmon
Anne Frith as Ethel Montague
Richard Dyszel as Dr. William Tracy
Kim Dohler as Annie Montague
Theresa Harold as Vickie Johnson
Don Leifert as Frank Custer
Glenn Barnes as the Alien
QUICK CUT: An alien comes to Earth and befriends the children of a local family, but is soon hunted by the locals because of what he is.
Read MoreBRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR
WRITER: Story adapted by Woddy Keith & Rick Fry and Brian Yuzna
Screenplay by Woddy Keith & Rick Fry
DIRECTOR: Brian Yuzna
STARRING: Bruce Abbott as Dan Cain
Claude Earl Jones as Lt. Leslie Chapham
Fabiana Udenio as Francesca Danelli
David Gale as Dr. Carl Hill
Kathleen Kinmont as Gloria/The Bride
Mel Stewart as Dr. Graves
Jeffrey Combs as Dr. Herbert West
QUICK CUT: A pair of doctors trying to save lives become the center of an investigation by the police.
Read MoreFRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER
WRITERS: Screenplay by Barney Cohen
Story by Bruce Hidemi Sakow
DIRECTOR: Joseph Zito
STARRING: Kimberly Beck as Trish
Peter Barton as Doug
Corey Feldman as Tommy
E. Erich Anderson as Rob
Crispin Glover as Jimmy
Alan Hayes as Paul
Barbara Howard as Sara
Lawrence Monoson as Ted
Joan Freeman as Mrs. Jarvis
Judie Aronson as Samantha
Camilla and Carey More as Tina and Teri
QUICK CUT: It's back to Crystal Lake as a local family welcomes their new neighbours for the weekend. Local special needs man, Jason Voorhees, also pays them a visit.
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