Triskaidekafiles

Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras.  if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.

976-EVIL 2: The Astral Factor (1991)

976-EVIL 2: THE ASTRAL FACTOR

WRITER: Screenplay by Eric Anjou
    From a story by Rick Glassman

DIRECTOR: Jim Wynorski

STARRING: Patrick O'Bryan as Spike
    Rene Assa as Mr. Grubeck
    Paul Coufos as Stone
    Leslie Ryan as Paula
    Debbie James as Robin

QUICK CUT: Hey!  Remember that movie I reviewed five years ago?  It's baaa-ack!  In an almost totally unrealted story, that has at least some tennuous ties, like an evil horoscope phone line that seduces people to do evil deeds.

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Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2

WRITER: Ron Kurz

DIRECTOR: Steve Miner

STARRING: Amy Steel as Ginny
    John Furey as Paul
    Adrienne King as Alice
    Kirsten Baker as Terry
    Stu Charno as Ted
    Warrington Gillette as Jason
    Walt Gorney as Crazy Ralph
    Marta Kober as Sandra
    Tom McBride as Mark
    Bill Randolph as Jeff
    Lauren-Marie Taylor as Vickie
    Russell Todd as Scott

QUICK CUT: Aaand we are back to not quite Crystal Lake.  We are Crystal Lake adjacent.  This time out, another camp has opened up for the summer, and the counselors have awoken Jason, bringing him to their camp for the summer.

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Frozen Scream (1975)

FROZEN SCREAM

WRITERS: Screenplay by Doug Ferrin, Michael Soney & Celeste Hammond
    Story by Renee Harmon & Doug Ferrin

DIRECTOR: Frank Roach

STARRING: Renee Harmon as Lil Stanjope
    Lynne Kocol as Ann Girard
    Thomas Gowen as Kevin McGuire
    Wolf Muser as Tom Girard
    Bob Rochelle as Kirk Richard
    Lee James as Sven Johnson
    Sunny Bartholomew as Cathrin
    Wayne Liebman as Father O'Brien

QUICK CUT: When one man dies, a cop reunites with his lost love, and the pair of them try to get to the heart of the mystery behind a strange group of cloaked figures, and frozen zombies.  Yeeeah, this is a weird one.

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Don't Look in the Basement (1973)

DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT

WRITER: Tim Pope

DIRECTOR: S.F. Brownrigg

STARRING: William Bill McGhee as Sam
    Jessie Lee Fulton as Jane St. Claire
    Robert Dracup as Ray Daniels
    Harryette Warren as Jennifer
    Michael Harvey as Dr. Stephens
    Jessie Kirby as Danny
    Hugh Feagin as Sergeant Jaffee
    Betty Chandler as Allyson
    Camilla Carr as Harriet
    Gene Ross as Judge Oliver W. Cameron
    Anne MacAdams as Dr. Geraldine S. Masters
    Rosie Holotik as Nurse Charlotte Beale
    Rhea MacAdams as Mrs. Callingham

QUICK CUT: A new nurse arrives at a psychiatric hospital, but she soon discovers that things are not as they seem.  The dead bodies were kind of a clue.

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Christmas Evil (1980)

CHRISTMAS EVIL

WRITER: Lewis Jackson

DIRECTOR: Lewis Jackson

STARRING: Brandon Maggart as Harry Stadling
    Jeffrey DeMunn as Philip Stadling
    Dianne Hull as Jackie Stadling
    Joe Jamrog as Frank Stoller

QUICK CUT: A disturbed man slowly, very slowly succumbs to the holidays and gives into his obsession with Santa Claus, eventually becoming the crimson clad spreader of Christmas cheer and punishment.

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Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)

DARK NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW

WRITERS: Teleplay by J.D. Feigelson
    Story by J.D. Feigelson and Butler Handcock

DIRECTOR: Frank De Felitta

STARRING: Charles Durning as Otis P. Hazelrigg
    Robert F. Lyons as Skeeter Norris
    Claude Earl Jones as Philby
    Lane Smith as Harless Hocker
    Tonya Crowe as Marylee Williams
    Larry Drake as Bubba Ritter
    Jocelyn Brando as Mrs. Ritter

QUICK CUT: After a man is wrongly killed, he returns from the dead to put the wrong things right, and get vengeance upon those who killed him.

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Night of the Scarecrow (1995)

NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW

WRITERS: Reed Steiner & Dan Mazur

DIRECTOR: Jeff Burr

STARRING: Elizabeth Barondes as Claire
    John Mese as Dillon
    Stephen Root as Frank
    Bruce Glover as Thaddeus
    Dirk Blocker as George
    Howard Swain as The Scarecrow
    Gary Lockwood as William

QUICK CUT: A drunken construction accident releases an ancient evil that comes seeking revenge on a small rural community.

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Halloween (1978)

HALLOWEEN

WRITERS: Screenplay by John Carpenter and Debra Hill

DIRECTOR: John Carpenter

STARRING:

Donald Pleasence as Loomis
    Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie
    Nancy Loomis as Annie
    PJ Soles as Lynda
    Charles Cyphers as Bracken
    Kyle Richards as Lindsey
    Brian Andrews as Tommy

QUICK CUT: What starts out as an average Halloween night for babysitter Laurie Strode ends in horror when a masked killer stalks through the small, Midwestern town she lives in.

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Museum of the Dead (2004)

MUSEUM OF THE DEAD

WRITER: Screenplay by Jason Rainwater

DIRECTOR: James Dudelson

STARRING: Nathaniel Arcand as McCloud
    Tanya Vidal as Jewel
    Vivian Lucas as Lisa
    Pepe Pena as Midas
    Ryan Barreras as Tolec
    Jason Rainwater as Law
    Dawn Kain as Russo
    Ines Glenn as Bobin

QUICK CUT: With nothing else to do on Halloween, far too many people go and check out the maze-like corridor of the Museum of the Dead and encounter zombies.

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Devil Times Five

DEVIL TIMES FIVE

WRITER: Screenplay by John Durren
    Story by Dylan Jones

DIRECTOR: Sean MacGregor

STARRING: Sorrell Booke as Harvey Beckman
    Gene Evans as Papa Doc
    Taylor Lacher as Rick
    Shelley Morrison as Ruth
    Carolyn Steller as Lovely
    Joan McCall as Julie
    Leif Garrett as David
    Dawn Lyn as Moe
    Tierre Turner as Brian
    Tia Thompson as Susan
    Gail Smale as Sister Hannah
    John Durren as Ralph

QUICK CUT: After a bus tumbles down a mountain road, five plucky little kids wade through the cold and the snow until they find a home being occupied by some adults on a working vacation.  Oh, and the kids are a bit murderous.

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The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)

THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN

WRITER: Screenplay by Earl E. Smith

DIRECTOR: Charles B. Pierce

STARRING: Ben Johnson as Captain J.D. Morales
    Andrew Prine as Deputy Norman Ramsey
    Charles B. Pierce as Patrolman A.C. Benson
    Dawn Wells as Helen Reed

QUICK CUT: Very loosely based on a true story, when the small town of Texarkana is terrorised by one of the first serial killers in this country, people give in to fear, while the cops stumble around trying to solve the case before things get even worse.

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Dark Dealer (1995)

DARK DEALER

WRITERS: Screenplay by Tom Alexander and Wynn Winberg

DIRECTOR: Tom Alexander

STARRING: Richard Hull Jr. as Ray
    Kim Frazier as Denise
    Jeff English as Cracker
    Rocky Patterson as Pete
    Vincent Gaskins as Samson Burke
    Gordon Fox as Nickodemus
    Kevin Walker as Phillip Barton
    Deborah Nunez as Anne Taylor
    Mark Fickert as The Dealer

QUICK CUT: Running from a glowing orb of doom leads a guy into a blackjack game from hell, and the ante is his soul!

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Curtains (1983)

CURTAINS

WRITER: Screenplay by Robert Guza Jr

DIRECTOR: Jonathan Stryker by way of Richard Ciupka

STARRING: John Vernon as Jonathan Stryker
    Linda Thorson as Brooke Parsons
    Samantha Eggar as Samantha Sherwood
    Anne Ditchburn as Laurian Summers
    Lynne Griffin as Patti O'Connor
    Sandra Warren as Tara Demillo
    Lesleh Donaldson as Christie Burns
    Deborah Burgess as Amanda Reuther
    Michael Wincott as Matthew

QUICK CUT: A director drags six actresses to his remote home in the middle of nowhere Canada to try and pick one for a coveted role in his next movie.  And then the women start to be literally cut from the competition.

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Slaughter High (1986)

SLAUGHTER HIGH

WRITERS: George Dugdale, Mark Ezra, Peter Litten

DIRECTORS: George Dugdale, Mark Ezra, Peter Litten

STARRING: Caroline Munro as Carol
    Simon Scuddamore as Marty
    Kelly Baker as Nancy
    Sally Cross as Susan
    Billy Hartman as Frank
    Carmine Iannaccone as Skip
    Gary Martin as Joe
    Michael Saffran as Ted
    Josephine Scandi as Shirley
    John Segal as Carl
    Donna Yaeger as Stella

QUICK CUT: After an April Fool's prank goes horribly wrong, ten years pass, and revenge finally comes after the kids responsible.

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Ticks (1993)

TICKS

WRITER: Brent V. Friedman

DIRECTOR: Tony Randel

STARRING: Rosalind Allen as Holly Lambert
    Ami Dolenz as Dee Dee Davenport
    Seth Green as Tyler Burns
    Virginya Keehne as Melissa Danson
    Ray Oriel as Rome Hernandez
    Alfonso Ribiero as Darell 'Panic' Lumley
    Peter Scolari as Charles Danson
    Dina Dayrit as Kelly Mishimoto
    Michael Medeiros as Jerry
    Barry Lynch as Sir
    Clint Howard as Jarvis Tanner
    Rance Howard as Sheriff Parker
    Judy Jean Berns as Dr. Kates

QUICK CUT: A bunch of trouble kids from the city are shipped out to the woods to get down with nature, and instead run smack dab into an infestation of mutated ticks.  Yeah, that'll make them run right back to the city.

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Dogs (1976)

DOGS

WRITER: O'Brian Tomalin

DIRECTOR: Burt Brinckerhoff

STARRING: David McCallum as Harlan Thompson
    George Wyner as Michael Fitzgerald
    Eric Server as Jimmy Goodman
    Linda Gray as Miss Engle
    Barry Greenberg as Howard Kaplan
    Sterling Swanson as Dr. Morton Koppleman
    Sandra McCabe as Caroline Donoghue

QUICK CUT: The grounds of a California college are terrorised when every dog in the area begins to pack together and increase their groupthink like they're a bunch of insects.  Only a pair of scientists have any chance of figuring out what's going on.

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Scanners (1981)

SCANNERS

WRITER: David Cronenberg

DIRECTOR: David Cronenberg

STARRING:  Jennifer O'Neill as Kim Obrist
    Stephen Lack as Cameron Vale
    Patrick McGoohan as Dr. Paul Ruth
    Lawrence Dane as Braedon Keller
    Michael Ironside as Darryl Revok
    Robert Silverman as Benjamin Pierce

QUICK CUT: The next evolution of humanity has been hiding in plain sight, but a war amongst them is growing.  What secrets do they hold, and how many heads will explode along the way?

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Metamorphosis: The Astral Factor (1990)

METAMORPHOSIS: THE ASTRAL FACTOR

WRITER:  Story and Screenplay by Glenn Takakjian
    Additional story material by Ted A. Bohus

DIRECTOR: Glenn Takakjian

STARRING: Tara Leigh as Sherry Griffen
    Tony Gigante as Mitchell
    Dianna Flaherty as Kim Griffen
    Katherine Romaine as Nancy Kane
    George Gerard as Michael Foster
    Allen Lewis Rickman as Dr. Elliot Stein
    Patrick Barnes as Brian
    Greg Sullivan as Jarrett
    Marcus Powell as Dr. Viallini

QUICK CUT: A scientist's work is threatened when he is bitten by an alien creature he's experimenting on, and once he begins to transform, the experimentation is turned on himself.  What could possibly go...wait...

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Metamorphosis (1990)

METAMORPHOSIS

Writer: Story by G.L. Eastman

Director: G.L. Eastman

Starring: Gene Le Brock as Peter Houseman
    Catherine Baranov as Sally Donnelly
    Harry Cason as Mike
    David Wicker as Willy
    Stephen Brown as Professor Lloyd
    Jason Arnold as Tommy

QUICK CUT: A scientist's work is threatened by budget cuts, so he does what any normal person would do, pulling a Bruce Banner and rushes the experiments forward on himself.  What could possibly go wrong?

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The Burning (1981)

THE BURNING

WRITERS: Original story by Harvey Weinstein, Tony Maylam, Brad Grey
    Screenplay by Peter Lawrence and Bob Weinstein

DIRECTOR: Tony Maylam

STARRING: Brian Matthews as Todd
    Leah Ayres as Michelle
    Brian Backer as Alfie
    Larry Joshua as Glazer
    Jason Alexander as Dave
    Ned Eisenberg as Eddy
    Carrick Glenn as Sally
    Carolyn Houlihan as Karen
    Fisher Stevens as Woodstock
    Lou David as Cropsy

QUICK CUT: Hey, a bunch of kids at summer camp!  What could possibly go wrong?  Look!  A guy with a sharp weapon!

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