Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras. if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.
SCANNERS
WRITER: David Cronenberg
DIRECTOR: David Cronenberg
STARRING: Jennifer O'Neill as Kim Obrist
Stephen Lack as Cameron Vale
Patrick McGoohan as Dr. Paul Ruth
Lawrence Dane as Braedon Keller
Michael Ironside as Darryl Revok
Robert Silverman as Benjamin Pierce
QUICK CUT: The next evolution of humanity has been hiding in plain sight, but a war amongst them is growing. What secrets do they hold, and how many heads will explode along the way?
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METAMORPHOSIS: THE ASTRAL FACTOR
WRITER: Story and Screenplay by Glenn Takakjian
Additional story material by Ted A. Bohus
DIRECTOR: Glenn Takakjian
STARRING: Tara Leigh as Sherry Griffen
Tony Gigante as Mitchell
Dianna Flaherty as Kim Griffen
Katherine Romaine as Nancy Kane
George Gerard as Michael Foster
Allen Lewis Rickman as Dr. Elliot Stein
Patrick Barnes as Brian
Greg Sullivan as Jarrett
Marcus Powell as Dr. Viallini
QUICK CUT: A scientist's work is threatened when he is bitten by an alien creature he's experimenting on, and once he begins to transform, the experimentation is turned on himself. What could possibly go...wait...
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Writer: Story by G.L. Eastman
Director: G.L. Eastman
Starring: Gene Le Brock as Peter Houseman
Catherine Baranov as Sally Donnelly
Harry Cason as Mike
David Wicker as Willy
Stephen Brown as Professor Lloyd
Jason Arnold as Tommy
QUICK CUT: A scientist's work is threatened by budget cuts, so he does what any normal person would do, pulling a Bruce Banner and rushes the experiments forward on himself. What could possibly go wrong?
Read MoreTHE BURNING
WRITERS: Original story by Harvey Weinstein, Tony Maylam, Brad Grey
Screenplay by Peter Lawrence and Bob Weinstein
DIRECTOR: Tony Maylam
STARRING: Brian Matthews as Todd
Leah Ayres as Michelle
Brian Backer as Alfie
Larry Joshua as Glazer
Jason Alexander as Dave
Ned Eisenberg as Eddy
Carrick Glenn as Sally
Carolyn Houlihan as Karen
Fisher Stevens as Woodstock
Lou David as Cropsy
QUICK CUT: Hey, a bunch of kids at summer camp! What could possibly go wrong? Look! A guy with a sharp weapon!
Read MoreREPLIGATOR
WRITER: Keith Kjornes
Additonal material by Wynn Winberg and T.G. Weems
DIRECTOR: Bret McCormick
STARRING: Gunnar Hansen as Dr. Kildare
Keith Kjornes as Dr. Oliver
Randy Clower as Dr. Fields
TJ Myers as Dr. Hardy
Carl Merritt as Col. Sanders
Rocky Patterson as Col. Sargeant
Alan York as General Mills
Tyler Mason as West
QUICK CUT: Military experiments go awry and turn soldiers into women. And then there's alligator people. Somehow. Cover up poor Science's eyes, he doesn't wanna see this.
Read MoreTALISMAN
WRITER: Benjamin Carr
DIRECTOR: David DeCoteau as Victoria Sloan
STARRING: Billy Parish as Elias
Walter Jones as Jacob
Jason Adelman as Burke
Ilinca Goia as Lilia
QUICK CUT: Just an averag boarding school for boys in the middle of nowhere Europe, until it is suddenly besieged by some dude with glowing eyes ripping out hearts. Well, that's one way to ruin your test scores.
Read MoreHELLRAISER
WRITER: Clive Barker
DIRECTOR: Clive Barker
STARRING: Andrew Robinson as Larry
Clare Higgins as Julia
Sean Chapman as Frank
Robert Hines as Steve
Ashley Laurence as Kirsty
QUICK CUT: After opening a mysterious macguffin, Frank Cotton disappears, but he is soon ressurrected. Much to the dismay of many guys wandering around nearby.
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DEMON SEED
WRITER: Based upon the novel by Dean R. Koontz
Screenplay by Robert Jaffe and Roger O. Hirson
DIRECTOR: Donald Cammell
STARRING: Julie Christie as Susan Harris
Fritz Weaver as Alex Harris
Gerrit Graham as Walter Gabler
Robert Vaughn as Proteus
QUICK CUT: At the dawning of the age of artificial intelligence, one of them wants to learn more about humanity, so takes control of a home automation system and makes one of us its personal lab experiment.
ROBOT WARS
WRITERS: Based on an original idea by Charles Band
Screenplay by Jackson Barr
DIRECTOR: Albert Band
STARRING: Don Michael Paul as Drake
Barbara Crampton as Leda
James Staley as Stumpy
Lisa Rinna as Annie
Danny Kamekona as Wa-Lee
Yuji Okumoto as Chou-Sing
Peter Haskell as Rooney
QUICK CUT: In another future that is vaguely similar to Robot Jox, but NOT THE SAME AT ALL, the last remaining mega robot is all that stands between the North Hemi nation being taken over by the Centros and the Eastern Alliance. Brace yourselves for a lot of futurey sounding locations!
PROM NIGHT
WRITER: Screenplay by William Gray
From a story by Robert Guza Jr.
DIRECTOR: Paul Lynch
STARRING: Leslie Nielsen as Mr. Hammond
Jamie Lee Curtis as Kim
Casey Stevens as Nick
Eddie Benton as Wendy
Michael Tough as Alex
Pita Oliver as Vicki
David Mucci as Lou
Marybeth Rubens as Kelly
George Touliatos as McBride
Jeff Wincott as Drew
Joy Thompson as Jude
QUICK CUT: A horror from the past comes back to haunt several teens on their prom night, when a mysterious figure starts picking them off.
TERRORVISION
WRITER: Ted Nicolau
DIRECTOR: Ted Nicolau
STARRING: Diane Franklin as Suzy
Gerrit Graham as Stan
Mary Woronov as Raquel
Chad Allen as Sherman
Jonathan Gries as OD
Jennifer Richards as Medusa
Alejandro Rey as Spiro
Bert Remsen as Grampa
Randi Brooks as Cherry
QUICK CUT: After tinkering around with their new satellite dish, the Puttermans get paid a visit from an outer space trash monster, accidentally sent across the stars by a cosmic disposal gone horribly wrong.
BIGFOOT
WRITERS: Original story by Robert F. Slatzer
Screenplay by Robert F. Slatzer and James Gordon White
DIRECTOR: Robert F. Slatzer
STARRING: John Carradine as Jasper B. Hawks
Joi Lansing as Joi Landis
Judy Jordan as Chris
John Mitchum as Elmer Briggs
James Craig as Cyrus
Christopher Mitchum as Rick
Joy Wilkerson as Peggy
Lindsay Crosby as Wheels
Ken Maynard as Mr. Bennett
James Stellar as Bigfoot
QUICK CUT: One day, a perfectly innocent traveling salesman is dragging his car through the backwoods when he runs afoul of a biker gang and a clan of Bigfeet. Wackiness ensues.
APRIL FOOL'S DAY
WRITER: Danilo Bach
DIRECTOR: Fred Walton
STARRING: Jay Baker as Harvey
Deborah Foreman as Muffy
Deborah Goodrich as Nikki
Ken Olandt as Rob
Griffin O'Neal as Skip
Leah King Pinsent as Nan
Clayton Rohner as Chaz
Amy Steel as Kit
Thomas F. Wilson as Arch
QUICK CUT: A group of old friends gather for Muffy's birthday party on April 1st, and before anyone even makes it to the island getaway, things start going wrong.
LEPRECHAUN 3
WRITER: David Dubos
DIRECTOR: Brian Trenchard-Smith
STARRING: Warwick Davis as the Leprechaun
John Gatins as Scott
Lee Armstrong as Tammy
Marcelo Tubert as Gupta
John DeMita as Fazio
Caroline Williams as Loretta
Michael Callan as Mitch
QUICK CUT: The adventures of the Leprechaun take him to Las Vegas, where luck rules supreme, as he once again searches for his missing gold and get into trouble.
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WRITERS: Turi Meyer and Al Septien
DIRECTOR: Rodman Flender
STARRING: Warwick Davis as The Leprechaun
Charlie Heath as Cody
Shevonne Durkin as Bridget
Adam Biesk as Ian
James Lancaster as William O'Day
Sandy Baron as Morty
QUICK CUT: Luck has run run out for Bridget, as a curse dating back 1000 years comes back to haunt her, when the familiar gold-loving Leprechaun comes to claim his bride on St. Patrick's Day.
Read MoreLEPRECHAUN
WRITER: Mark Jones
DIRECTOR: Mark Jones
STARRING: Warwick Davis as The Leprechaun
Jennifer Aniston as Tory
Ken Olandt as Nathan
Mark Holton as Ozzie
Robert Gorman as Alex
Shay Duffin as O'Grady
John Sanderford as J.D
QUICK CUT: A father and daughter from LA move out to the sticks to find a simpler life. What they find is crazier than they could've imagined; a leprechaun who wants his gold back, and is willing to kill for it.
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CORPSE GRINDERS 3
WRITER: Marc Gras and Manolito Motosierra
DIRECTOR: Manolito Motosierra
STARRING: Pedro Garcia Oliva as Arnie
Ricardo Pastor as Ted
Manuel Rodriguez as Bill
Tam Sempre Miro as Grizzly
Garrick Tutt as Mr. Morris
John Martino as Mr. Gualtieri
QUICK CUT: Ugh. The Lotus Cat Food Company is back again, and once more they can't seem to keep their company under control and stop their employees from grinding up corpses to put in their cat food. Seriously guys, you gotta work on this! Once is a mistake, twice is a coincidence, three times is a pattern!
SPLIT SECOND
WRITER: Gary Scott Thompson
DIRECTOR: Tony Maylam
STARRING: Rutger Hauer as Harley Stone
Kim Cattrall as Michelle
Neil Duncan as Dick Durkin
Alun Armstrong as Thrasher
Pete Postlethwaite as Paulsen
Michael J. Pollard as The Rat Catcher
QUICK CUT: In the far flung future of six years ago, detective Harley Stone tracks down a killer leaving heartless bodies in its wake.
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
WRITER: Wes Craven
DIRECTOR: Wes Craven
STARRING: John Saxon as Lt. Thompson
Ronee Blakely as Marge Thompson
Heather Langenkamp as Nancy Thompson
Amanda Wyss as Tina Gray
Nick Corri as Rod Lane
Johnny Depp as Glenn Lantz
Robert Englund as Fred Krueger
QUICK CUT: When the nightmares affecting the sleep of high school students start to become all too real, it falls upon Nancy to get to the bottom of things.
FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE ORPHAN
WRITER: John Ballard
DIRECTOR: John Ballard
STARRING: Peggy Feury as Aunt Martha
Mark Owens as David
QUICK CUT: When a young boy's parents die, his aunt comes to care for him. In order to cope, David starts a new religion of his strange monkey god, and his quest to find toast.