Triskaidekafiles

Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras.  if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.

Prom Night (1980)

PROM NIGHT

WRITER:  Screenplay by William Gray
    From a story by Robert Guza Jr.

DIRECTOR: Paul Lynch

STARRING: Leslie Nielsen as Mr. Hammond
    Jamie Lee Curtis as Kim
    Casey Stevens as Nick
    Eddie Benton as Wendy
    Michael Tough as Alex
    Pita Oliver as Vicki
    David Mucci as Lou
    Marybeth Rubens as Kelly
    George Touliatos as McBride
    Jeff Wincott as Drew
    Joy Thompson as Jude

QUICK CUT: A horror from the past comes back to haunt several teens on their prom night, when a mysterious figure starts picking them off.

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TerrorVision (1986)

TERRORVISION

WRITER: Ted Nicolau

DIRECTOR: Ted Nicolau

STARRING: Diane Franklin as Suzy
    Gerrit Graham as Stan
    Mary Woronov as Raquel
    Chad Allen as Sherman
    Jonathan Gries as OD
    Jennifer Richards as Medusa
    Alejandro Rey as Spiro
    Bert Remsen as Grampa
    Randi Brooks as Cherry

QUICK CUT: After tinkering around with their new satellite dish, the Puttermans get paid a visit from an outer space trash monster, accidentally sent across the stars by a cosmic disposal gone horribly wrong.

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Bigfoot (1970)

BIGFOOT

WRITERS: Original story by Robert F. Slatzer
    Screenplay by Robert F. Slatzer and James Gordon White

DIRECTOR: Robert F. Slatzer

STARRING:  John Carradine as Jasper B. Hawks
    Joi Lansing as Joi Landis
    Judy Jordan as Chris
    John Mitchum as Elmer Briggs
    James Craig as Cyrus
    Christopher Mitchum as Rick
    Joy Wilkerson as Peggy
    Lindsay Crosby as Wheels
    Ken Maynard as Mr. Bennett
    James Stellar as Bigfoot

QUICK CUT: One day, a perfectly innocent traveling salesman is dragging his car through the backwoods when he runs afoul of a biker gang and a clan of Bigfeet.  Wackiness ensues.

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April Fool's Day (1986)

APRIL FOOL'S DAY

WRITER: Danilo Bach

DIRECTOR: Fred Walton

STARRING: Jay Baker as Harvey
    Deborah Foreman as Muffy
    Deborah Goodrich as Nikki
    Ken Olandt as Rob
    Griffin O'Neal as Skip
    Leah King Pinsent as Nan
    Clayton Rohner as Chaz
    Amy Steel as Kit
    Thomas F. Wilson as Arch

QUICK CUT: A group of old friends gather for Muffy's birthday party on April 1st, and before anyone even makes it to the island getaway, things start going wrong.

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Leprechaun 3 (1995)

LEPRECHAUN 3

WRITER: David Dubos

DIRECTOR: Brian Trenchard-Smith

STARRING: Warwick Davis as the Leprechaun
    John Gatins as Scott
    Lee Armstrong as Tammy
    Marcelo Tubert as Gupta
    John DeMita as Fazio
    Caroline Williams as Loretta
    Michael Callan as Mitch

QUICK CUT: The adventures of the Leprechaun take him to Las Vegas, where luck rules supreme, as he once again searches for his missing gold and get into trouble.

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Leprechaun 2 (1994)

LEPRECHAUN 2

WRITERS: Turi Meyer and Al Septien

DIRECTOR: Rodman Flender

STARRING: Warwick Davis as The Leprechaun
    Charlie Heath as Cody
    Shevonne Durkin as Bridget
    Adam Biesk as Ian
    James Lancaster as William O'Day
    Sandy Baron as Morty

QUICK CUT: Luck has run run out for Bridget, as a curse dating back 1000 years comes back to haunt her, when the familiar gold-loving Leprechaun comes to claim his bride on St. Patrick's Day.

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Leprechaun (1993)

LEPRECHAUN

WRITER: Mark Jones

DIRECTOR: Mark Jones

STARRING: Warwick Davis as The Leprechaun
    Jennifer Aniston as Tory
    Ken Olandt as Nathan
    Mark Holton as Ozzie
    Robert Gorman as Alex
    Shay Duffin as O'Grady
    John Sanderford as J.D

QUICK CUT: A father and daughter from LA move out to the sticks to find a simpler life.  What they find is crazier than they could've imagined; a leprechaun who wants his gold back, and is willing to kill for it.

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Corpse Grinders 3 (2012)

CORPSE GRINDERS 3

WRITER: Marc Gras and Manolito Motosierra

DIRECTOR: Manolito Motosierra

STARRING: Pedro Garcia Oliva as Arnie
    Ricardo Pastor as Ted
    Manuel Rodriguez as Bill
    Tam Sempre Miro as Grizzly
    Garrick Tutt as Mr. Morris
    John Martino as Mr. Gualtieri

QUICK CUT: Ugh.  The Lotus Cat Food Company is back again, and once more they can't seem to keep their company under control and stop their employees from grinding up corpses to put in their cat food.  Seriously guys, you gotta work on this!  Once is a mistake, twice is a coincidence, three times is a pattern!

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Split Second (1992)

SPLIT SECOND

WRITER: Gary Scott Thompson

DIRECTOR: Tony Maylam

STARRING: Rutger Hauer as Harley Stone
    Kim Cattrall as Michelle
    Neil Duncan as Dick Durkin
    Alun Armstrong as Thrasher
    Pete Postlethwaite as Paulsen
    Michael J. Pollard as The Rat Catcher

QUICK CUT: In the far flung future of six years ago, detective Harley Stone tracks down a killer leaving heartless bodies in its wake.

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A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

WRITER: Wes Craven

DIRECTOR: Wes Craven

STARRING: John Saxon as Lt. Thompson
    Ronee Blakely as Marge Thompson
    Heather Langenkamp as Nancy Thompson
    Amanda Wyss as Tina Gray
    Nick Corri as Rod Lane
    Johnny Depp as Glenn Lantz
    Robert Englund as Fred Krueger

QUICK CUT: When the nightmares affecting the sleep of high school students start to become all too real, it falls upon Nancy to get to the bottom of things.

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Friday the 13th: The Orphan (1979)

FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE ORPHAN

WRITER: John Ballard

DIRECTOR: John Ballard

STARRING: Peggy Feury as Aunt Martha
    Mark Owens as David

QUICK CUT: When a young boy's parents die, his aunt comes to care for him.  In order to cope, David starts a new religion of his strange monkey god, and his quest to find toast.

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13/13/13 (2013)

13/13/13

WRITER: James Cullen Breesack

DIRECTOR: James Cullen Breesack

STARRING: Trae Ireland as Jack
    Erin Coker as Candace
    Jody Barton as Quentin
    Nihilist Gelo as Joe
    Tiffany Martinez as Kendra

QUICK CUT: After returning home from a camping trip with the guys, Jack discovers things are not so normal on the most impossible day of the year.

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The Exorcist (1973)

THE EXORCIST

WRITER: William Peter Blatty

DIRECTOR: William Friedkin

STARRING: Ellen Burstyn as Chris MacNeil
    Max Von Sydow as Father Merrin
    Lee J. Cobb as Lt. Kinderman
    Jason Miller as Father Karras
    Linda Blair as Regan

QUICK CUT: Really?  We don't know the plot of this yet?  Okay, fine.  A young girl becomes possessed by a powerful demon, and is eventually brought face to face with the priest that exorcised it years ago.

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Blood Beat (1983)

BLOOD BEAT

WRITER: Fabrice-Ange Zaphiratos

DIRECTOR: Fabrice-Ange Zaphiratos

STARRING: Helen Benton as Cathy
    Terry Brown as Gary
    Claudia Peyton as Sarah
    James Fitzgibbons as Ted
    Dana Day as Sarah

QUICK CUT: When Ted brings his girlfriend Sarah home to meet his parents for Christmas, things get weird when a Samurai ghost decides to crash the party.

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Blood Rage (1983)

BLOOD RAGE

WRITER: Richard Lamden

DIRECTOR: John M. Grissner

STARRING: Louise Lasser as Maddy
    Mark Soper as Terry/Todd
    Jayne Betnzen as Julie
    Julie Gordon as Karen
    James Farrell as Artie
    Chad Montgomery as Gregg
    Lisa Randall as Andrea
    William Fuller as Brad

QUICK CUT: A joyous Thanksgiving dinner is ruined by an untimely reunion involving an evil twin and an escape from a mental institution.  Pass the leftovers, it's time to get stuffed with Blood Rage!

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The Day After Halloween (1979)

THE DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN

WRITERS: Screenplay by Chris & Everett De Roche

DIRECTOR: Simon Wincer

STARRING: Chantal Contouri as Madeline
    Robert Bruning as Elmer
    Sigrid Thornton as Angela
    Vincent Gil as Daryl
    Hugh Keays-Byrne as Linsey

QUICK CUT: In what may be the worst abuse of an inappropriately named movie ever, a movie that has absolutely nothing to do with Halloween, or November 1st, and instead follows the adventures of an up and coming model as she tries and avoids a deadly stalker.

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Trick or Treat (1986)

TRICK OR TREAT

WRITER: Story by Rhet Topham
    Screenplay by Michael S. Murphey, Joel Soisson, Rhet Topham

DIRECTOR: Charles Martin Smith

STARRING: Marc Price as Eddie Weinbauer
    Tony Fields as Sammi Curr
    Lisa Orgolini as Leslie Graham
    Doug Savant as Tim Hainey
    Elaine Joyce as Angie Weinbauer
    Gene Simmons as Nuke
    Ozzy Osbourne as Rev. Aaron Gilstrom

QUICK CUT: When heavy metal superstar Sammi Curr dies suddenly, his biggest fan gets ahold of a unique copy of Sammi's final album, triggering a series of events that will lead to his idol's ressurection.

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Tales That Witness Madness (1973)

TALES THAT WITNESS MADNESS

WRITER: Original screenplay by Jay Fairbank

DIRECTOR: Freddie Francis

STARRING: Kim Novak as Auriol
    Georgia Brown as Fay
    Joan Collins as Bella
    Jack Hawkins as Nicholas
    Donald Houston as Sam
    Michael Jayston as Brian
    Suzy Kendall as Ann/Beatrice
    Peter McEnery as Timothy
    Michael Petrovitch as Kimo
    Donald Pleasence as Tremayne
    Russell Lewis as Paul
    Leon Lissek as Keoki
    Mary Tamm as Ginny
    Zohra Segal as Malia
    Frank Forsyth as Uncle Albert

QUICK CUT: A doctor shows off his patients to a colleague in a series of vignettes, all tying back together in hopes of not seeming too crazy himself.

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The Burning Moon (1997)

THE BURNING MOON

WRITER: Olaf Ittenbach

DIRECTOR: Olaf Ittenbach

STARRING: Beate Neumeyer as Julia Sanders
    Bernd Muggenthaler as Cliff Parker
    Rudolf Hob as Father Ralf
    Andre Stryi as Justus
    Kurt Nauder as Frank
    Olaf Ittenbach as Peter

QUICK CUT: A young, troubled youth is given the task of watching over his sister after he gets the shit kicked out of him, and decides to send her off to sleep with two utterly horrifying bedtime stories that would make Merlin say that's just too far.

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