SNOWBEAST
WRITER: Joseph Stefano
DIRECTOR: Herb Wallerstein
STARRING: Bo Svenson as Gar Seberg
Yvette Mimieux as Helen Seberg
Robert Logan as Tony Rill
Clint Walker as Sheriff Paraday
Sylvia Sidney as Carrie Rill
QUICK CUT: A washed up Olympic star in need of a job and confidence, rolls into a friend's family's Colorado mountain resort. Oh, and then they run into bigfoot. Bet he didn't see that coming.
CURSE OF THE PUPPET MASTER
WRITER: Benjamin Carr
DIRECTOR: David Decoteau, by way of Victoria Sloan
STARRING: George Peck as Dr. Magrew
Emily Harrison as Jane
Josh Green as Robert
QUICK CUT: Those puppets you just can't keep down are back again, and this time they're hanging out in cages while their new puppet master with no connection to any previous movie tries to get a dimwitted fella with a gift for carving to make a new puppet.
FRIGHTMARE
WRITER: Screenplay by David McGillivray
Original story by Pete Walker
DIRECTOR: Pete Walker
STARRING: Rupert Davies as Edmund Yates
Sheila Keith as Dorothy Yates
Deborah Fairfax as Jackie
Paul Greenwood as Graham
Kim Butcher as Debbie
Fiona Curzon as Merle
Noel Johnson as The Judge
Jon Yule as Robin
Michael Sharvell-Martin as The Barman
QUICK CUT: When a couple gets released from a mental institution and are reunited with their children, can the body count be far behind?
FRIGHTMARE
WRITER: Norman Thaddeus Vane
DIRECTOR: Norman Thaddeus Vane
STARRING: Ferdinand Mayne as Conrad
Luca Bercovici as Saint
Nita Talbot as Mrs. Rohmer
Leon Askin as Wolfgang
Jennifer Starrett as Meg
Barbara Pilavin as Etta
Carlene Olson as Eve
Scott Thomson as Bobo
Donna McDaniel as Donna
Jeffrey Combs as Stu
QUICK CUT: When horror icon Conrad Radzoff finally dies, he gets corpse-napped by a film society. Things go from bad to worse when Conrad's angry spirit takes over his body and wreaks havoc upon the hapless film society.
DISTURBING BEHAVIOR
WRITER: Scott Rosenberg
DIRECTOR: David Nutter
STARRING: James Marsden as Steve Clark
Katie Holmes as Rachel Wagner
Nick Stahl as Gavin Strick
Steve Railsback as Officer Cox
Bruce Greenwood as Dr. Caldicott
William Sadler as Dorian Newberry
QUICK CUT: New student in town, Steve Clark, tries desperately to fit in amongst his new classmates, but the more he tries to fit in, the more he discoveres that Things Are Not Right in Cradle Bay.
THINGS
WRITERS: Andrew Jordan and Barry J. Gillis
DIRECTOR: Andrew Jordan
STARRING: Barry J. Gillis as Don Drake
Amber Lynn as Herself
Doug Bunston as Doug Drake
Bruce Roach as Fred Horton
Patricia Sadler as Susan Drake
Jan W. Pachul as Dr. Lucas
QUICK CUT: A trio of Canadians hang out in the kitchen drinking beer and eating sandwiches, while in the next room a bunch of spider creatures that want to eat them in the face part of their faces and devour the rules of cinema are lurking.
THEY LIVE
WRITER: John Carpenter (As Frank Armitage)
DIRECTOR: John Carpenter
STARRING: Roddy Piper as Nada
Keith David as Frank
Meg Foster as Holly
George "Buck" Flower as Drifter
Peter Jason as Peter Jason
Raymond St. Jaques as The Street Preacher
QUICK CUT: A drifter wanders into town, and wanders into a conspiracy to keep the populace of Earth complacent in the face of an alien invasion. His only hope to save us is a pair of magic sunglasses and a bag full of one-liners.
SOMEONE'S WATCHING ME!
WRITER: John Carpenter
DIRECTOR: John Carpenter
STARRING: Lauren Hutton as Leigh
David Birney as Paul
Adrienne Barbeau as Sophie
QUICK CUT: Upon moving into a new apartment after leaving NYC, Leigh becomes the latest subject of a stalker. As the threat becomes more and more real, time begins to run out for Leigh. Happy Valentine's Day!
BLOODY BIRTHDAY
WRITERS: Screenplay by Ed Hunt and Barry Pearson
DIRECTOR: Ed Hunt
STARRING: Lori Lethin as Joyce Russel
Julie Brown as Beverly Brody
Bert Kramer as Sherriff James Brody
K.C. Martel as Timmy Russel
Elizabeth Hoy as Debbie Brody
Billy Jacoby as Curtis Taylor
Andy Freeman as Steven Seton
Susan Strasberg as Miss Davis
Jose Ferrer as The Doctor
QUICK CUT: After a freak eclipse during the birth of several children, they grow up into the creepiest, most sociopathic ten year olds ever, and terrorise anyone who gets in their way.
THE REVENGE OF DOCTOR X
WRITER: Edward D. Wood, Jr.
DIRECTOR: Unknown!
STARRING: James Craig as Dr. Bragan
Atsuko Rome as Noriko Hanamura
James Yagi as Dr. Paul Nakamura
QUICK CUT: After getting stressed out at his high pressure job at NASA, Dr. Bragan takes a vacation in Japan and spends time making a man monster out of a Venus Flytrap...because that's what one does on vacation.
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 5: THE TOY MAKER
WRITERS: Martin Kitrosser and Brian Yuzna
DIRECTOR: Martin Kitrosser
STARRING: Jane Higginson as Sarah Quinn
Tracy Fraim as Noah Adams
Brian Bremer as Pino
William Thorne as Derek
Neith Hunter as Kim
Amy L. Taylor as Merideth
Eric Welch as Buck
Van Quattro as Tom Quinn
Clint Howard as Ricky
Conan Yuzna as Lonnie
Mickey Rooney as Joe Petto
QUICK CUT: After her husband is killed by a mysterious Christmas present that no one feels like investigating, Sarah and her son keep getting visited by people fom the last movie, and a strange toy maker and his son. And then things get really, really weird.
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 4: INITIATION
WRITERS: Story by S.J. Smith, Arthur H. Gorson, and Brian Yuzna
Screenplay by Woody Keith
DIRECTOR: Brian Yuzna
STARRING: Maud Adams as Fima
Tommy Hinkley as Hank
Allyce Beasley as Janice
Clint Howard as Ricky
Neith Hunter as Kim
Marjean Holden as Jane
Jeanne Bates as Katherine
Laurel Lockhart as Ann
Ben Slack as Gus
Conan Yuzna as Lonnie
QUICK CUT: Forget everything you ever knew about the Silent Night, Deadly Night series, folks! Because this movies starts fresh! So fresh it has nothing to do with Christmas! Or Santas! But it has plenty of a vindictive coven setting people on fire, and infecting people with worms! Wait, what?!
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 3: BETTER WATCH OUT!
WRITERS: Screenplay by Carlos Laszlo
From a story by C. Laszlo, M. Hellman, and A. H. Gorson
DIRECTOR: Monte Hellman
STARRING: Richard Beymer as Dr. Newbury
Bill Moseley as Ricky
Samantha Scully as Laura
Eric Da Re as Chris
Laura Herring as Jerri
Elizabeth Hoffman as Granny
Robert Culp as Lt. Connelly
QUICK CUT: The guy that just wouldn't die, Ricky Chapman, or Chambers, or Chuffed If I Know Anymore is still alive, somehow, but with serious brain damage from being in the first two films. He is reached by a psychic though, and wakes up to kill everyone she knows as a way of saying thanks.
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 2
WRITERS: Story by Lee Harry, Joseph E. Earle, Dennis Patterson, and Lawrence Applebaum
Screenplay by Lee Harry and Joseph E. Earl
DIRECTOR: Lee Harry
STARRING: Eric Freeman as Ricky Caldwell
James L. Newman as Dr. Henry Bloom
Elizabeth Cayton as Jennifer
Jean Miller as Mother Superior
Corinne Gelfan as Mrs. Rosenberg
Michael Combatti as Mr. Rosenberg
Kenneth Bryan James as Chip
Frank Novak as Loan Shark
Randy Baughman as Eddie
Joanne White as Paula
Nadya Wynd as Sister Mary
J. Aubrey Island as Orderly
Randy Post as Loudmouth in Theater
QUICK CUT: Crazy Billy's little brother is now all grown up, and thanks to his brother being shot to death at his feet, he's just as screwed up, and we get to hear all the gory details of his past craziness, as he sits in an interogation room and tells his tale to a psychiatrist.
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT
WRITERS: Based on a story by Paul Cami
Written by Michael Hickey
DIRECTOR: Charles E. Sellier, Jr
STARRING: Lilyan Chauvin as Mother Superior
Gilmer McCormick as Sister Margaret
Toni Nero as Pamela
Robert Brian Wilson as Billy
Linnea Quigley as Denise
Randy Stumpf as Andy
Britt Leach as Mr. Sims
Tara Buckman as Mother
Will Hare as Grandpa
Leo Geter as Tommy
Jeff Hansen as Father
H.E.D. Redford as Captain Richards
Amy Stuyvesant as Cindy
Max Robinson as Officer Barnes
QUICK CUT: After a childhood trauma, a young boy grows up with an intense fear of Santa Claus, a belief in punishment for being naughty, and then he ends up working as a toy store Santa. It's "What Could Possibly Go Wrong: The Movie"!
THE STUFF
WRITER: Larry Cohen
DIRECTOR: Larry Cohen
STARRING: Michael Moriarty as David "Mo" Rutheford
Andrea Marcovicci as Nicole
Garrett Morris as "Chococlate Chip" Charlie
Paul Sorvino as Colonel Spears
Danny Aiello as Vickers
Patrick O'Neal as Fletcher
Scott Bloom as Jason
QUICK CUT: The new taste sensation sweeping across the nation is The Stuff! Everyone loves it, everyone wants it, and no one can have just one bite! The only downside is it eats you back from the inside out, and takes over your body for its own nefarious purposes. Whatever that might be.
TROLL
WRITER: Ed Naha
DIRECTOR: John Carl Buechler
STARRING: Noah Hathaway as Harry Potter Jr.
Michael Moriarty as Harry Potter Sr.
Shelley Hack as Anne Potter
Jenny Beck as Wendy Potter
Sonny Bono as Peter Dickinson
Phil Fondacaro as Malcom Mallory/Troll
Brad Hall as William Daniels
Anne Lockhart as Young Eunice
Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jeanette Cooper
Gary Sandy as Barry Tabor
June Lockhart as Eunice St. Clair
QUICK CUT: At long last, we turn our eyes towards a classic bad movie, in which Harry Potter stumbles into a magical world filled with trolls, wizards, witches, and dangers galore as...hey waitasec!
JACK-O
WRITERS: Screenplay by Patrick Moran
Based on a story by Fred Olen Ray & Brad Linaweaver
DIRECTOR: Steve Latshaw
STARRING: Linnea Quigley as Carolyn Miller
Rebecca Wicks as Linda Kelly
Gary Doles as David Kelly
Ryan Latshaw as Sean/Andrew Kelly
Catherine Walsh as Vivian Machen
Rachel Carter as Julie Miller
Tom Ferda as Jim
Bill Cross as Richard Watson
Helen Keeling as Amanda Watson
John Carradine as Walter Machen
Cameron Mitchell as Dr. Cadaver
Brinke Stevens as Witch
Dawn Wildsmith as Sorceress
QUICK CUT: In the quiet, peaceful town of Oakmoor Crossing, a secret lies long buried. A wizard, on his deathbed, vowed vengeance upon the town, and summoned forth evil forces to do his bidding and get revenge on everyone who killed...hey wait, didn't I review this last year when it was called Demons of Ludlow?!
THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD
WRITER: Charles Lederer
DIRECTOR: Christian Nyby
STARRING: Margaret Sheridan as Nikki
Kenneth Tobey as Captain Patrick Hendry
Robert Cornthwaite as Dr. Carrington
Douglas Spencer as Scotty
James Arness as The Thing
QUICK CUT: A typical boring night at a military base in the middle of nowhere Alaska becomes increasingly less boring when they stumble upon an alien spacecraft. Sadly, less boring means more killy.
THE HAZING
WRITER: Rolfe Kanefsky
DIRECTOR: Rolfe Kanefsky
STARRING: Philip Andrew as Doug
Charmaine Degrate as Justine
Jeremy Maxwell as Roy
Nectar Rose as Delia
Parry Shen as Tim
Tiffany Shepis as Marsha
David Tom as Jacob
Brooke Burke as Jill
Brad Dourif as Professor Kapps
QUICK CUT: On the night of their initiation, a bunch of college students get trapped in a house where the haunts become all too real, and they get tormented by Brad Dourif.