Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras. if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.
976-EVIL (1988)
Writers: Brian Helgeland & Rhet Topham
Director: Robert Englund
Starring:
Stephen Geoffreys as Hoax
Jim Metzler as Marty
Maria Rubell as Angela
Lezlie Deane as Suzie
J.J. Cohen as Marcus
Pat O'Bryan as Spike
Sandy Dennis as Aunt Lucy
Synopsis: A young nerd living with his psychotically religious mother, and rebellious cousin, gets sucked into the evil world of 976 numbers. And when I say evil, I mean real evil. Chaos and death ensue.
BLOOD FREAK (1972)
Writer: Steve Hawks & Brad Grinter
Director: Steve Hawks & Brad Grinter
Starring:
Steve Hawks as Herschel
And a bunch of other people
Synopsis: An upright young man named Herschel falls into the wild world of drugs and turkey testing. After a bad reaction to a combination of illicit substances and bioengineered turkey, Herschel transforms into a strange half man, half turkey abomination with a taste that can only be slaked by draining the blood from addicts.
I couldn't make this up if I tried.
SHOCKER (1989)
Writer: Wes Craven
Director: Wes Craven
Starring:
Lt. Don Parker - Michael Murphy
Jonathan Parker - Peter Berg
Alison - Cami Cooper
Horace Pinker - Mitch Pileggi
Synopsis: When a college student stumbles upon a crime scene in a dream, he helps stop a serial killer in a Midwestern US town. But when the killings continue after his execution, only Jonathan can stop Horace Pinker's killing spree before it starts again.
POPCORN (1991)
Writer: Tod Hackett
From a story by Mitchell Smith
Director: Mark Herrier
Starring:
Maggie: Jill Shcoelen
Toby: Tom Villard
Suzanne: Dee Wallace Stone
Mr. Davis: Tony Roberts
Malcom Mnesyne: Ray Walston
Assorted others not worth mentioning
Synopsis: A struggling film class decides to throw a horror movie marathon at a local rundown theatre in order to make up for recent budget cuts at their college. When they find an obscure avant garde film known as "Possessor" that contains imagery eerily reminscient of one of the student's recurring nightmares. When bodies start piling up during the marathon, it's only a matter of time before the past catches up with all of them.