Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras. if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.
Torment is yet another home invasion horror movie, and it brings a few interesting things to the table. But the biggest plusses here are the cast. But does a pair of solid leads in Robin Dunne and Katharine Isabelle make a good experience out of yet another movie with Murder Hillbillies?
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I'm a bit later than I planned in reviewing this, but here you go, my thoughts on Love in the Time of Monsters! A little flick where some Bigfoot costumed guys at a themed vacation location play with some chemical waste, and things go horribly wrong!
Read MoreHey look! It's been awhile since I've done a quick review of something new, and since we're getting into the summer heat finally, I thought I'd take a look at the recent release, Dark Summer. Or maybe it's because I just watched it...
Read MoreI am a sucker for stories about temporal mechanics (I can't really call this movie a time travel flick), so grabbing this movie starring Danielle Panabker was a no-brainer for me.
So, is the movie any good, or should I send myself a message yesterday to avoid this?
Read MoreAfter Zombeavers, I thought it was time to review Bloodmarsh Krackoon, another movie about wild animals getting splashed with chemicals and attacking people.
Because, why not, right?
Read MoreIn a quick review, I take a look at Zombeavers. It's about zombie beavers. What more do you need to know?? Well...
Read MoreThe title may be clearly trying to draw eyes from a certain remake right now, but the plot is anything but. So how does Poltergeist of Borley Forest hold up under its own weight?
Read MoreI meant to get to this a bit sooner to be back to back with Open Windows, but oops. Still, the movies bear comparing, since they use a lot of the same new tropes, but are totally and tonally different. Which computer screen movie works better? Click on in to find out!
Read MoreBefore I dive in and give my review of a similar movie, I thought I'd first tackle Open Windows, a movie starring Elijah Wood and Sasha Grey stuck in a computer screen for the entirety of the movie. Okay, that's not what it's really about, but that's sure how it feels...
Read MoreI should really be reviewing some other movies, but I need to rewatch something else first. Instead, enjoy my look at the sequel to one of my favourite found footage flicks, Grave Encounters 2.
Read MoreNo surprise, the giant comic geek went to see the giant comic geek movie on opening day! Fair warning before going in, there will be spoilers. And I've only seen it the one time, and I am running on about 90 minutes of sleep today, so expect this to not be entirely coherent. But if you wanna know what I thought about Age of Ultron, come on in! The avengin's fine!
Read MoreAdam Green is a big name in indie horror right now, and when I saw he was doing a documentary where he supposedly finds real monsters, well...yeah, I'll check that out!
Read MoreWell, this is different! I take a quick look at the first issue of the new Puppet Master comic series.
Read MoreA group of kids go lurking around an old wax museum and run into the grandson of Doctor Victor Frankenstein. What's the worst that could happen??
Read MoreThis movie...this movie is a mess. I knew that going in, but it had a bunch of actors I really enjoy watching, and the ideas had definite potential...but so much went wrong. Just what went wrong? I've got a few ideas about that...
Read MoreI love when movies tell you exactly what you're gonna get in the title. Which brings me to this long-awaited Canadian flick about an absolute loser of a cop who gets turned into a werewolf and must find out who is responsible and save his quiet little burg. Is WolfCop absurd? Good lord yes, but in all the right ways.
Read MoreI came across this little Syfy movie about demonic siblings involved in a prophecy for the fate of mankind, and a rather emotional journey. I thought this movie was going to be cheesy but fun, but I ended up being so surprised by it.
Read MoreI somehow managed to NOT yet review this movie, based on a graphic novel of the same name, which is funny because I have a lot of things to say about it. What do I think of Suki trying to get to the bottom of the mystery of her multiple personalities, which one is the real Suki, and just who is killing all the people in Juniper Tower? Click on through to find out.
Read MoreIt may be about a woman who dies and comes back to life, and wreaking havoc upon her friends with newfound telekinetic and telepathic abilities. Her friends may be trying to desperately stop her before she escapes and does who knows what to the world. There may be lots of fire...
But this is not the Dark Phoenix Saga. This is the Lazarus Effect, and it is a far better Phoenix story than X-Men 3 ever was. But what did I think of the rest of it?
Read MoreTrisk heads back into the land of found footage to hunt for the most elusive creature ever, and already a star of badly filmed home movies, Bigfoot! That's right, I'm reviewing "Exists"!
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