Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras. if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.
Found footage movies set in abandoned asylums sure aren't anything new, but what happens when a group of paranormal investigators go to visit the most famous asylum in all of horror, Arkham Sanitarium? Well, let's just say Cthulhu isn't happy about it...
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What? Another movie about kids in the woods getting killed by a mythical campfire story killer? What makes Sledge stand out? Click in to read more!
Read MoreI finally watched the original V/H/S last Sunday, so here I am a week later with the NEXT in the series, V/H/S/2. Do the capture the same magic on videotape a second time?
Read MoreOne of the common tropes of horror movies is putting women in danger. Now, it's far from revolutionary to turn that around, but that's more or less what Final Girl does. So what do I think of it?
Read MoreAnother review from the Trisk pile, and we're diving back into the 80s, without actually going back to the 80s. Yep, it's another classic horror style homage, and this time it's about an evil decapitated head rising from a swamp called, appropriately enough, Swamphead.
Read MoreWhat do you get if you take a pinch of Beetlejuice, mix it with Groundhog Day, and stir it around until you have a murder mystery, and then tell the story from the ghosts' point of view? Well, you get Haunter...
Read MoreI am SO far behind reviewing this movie, but since I'm on a roll with reviews, here's my thoughts on what may be one of the best horror movies this year, It Follows. Oop, I guess that spoiled it a little.
Read MoreI'm doing a good job of getting a bunch of reviews done finally, and I have finally sat down and watched the found footage anthology flick, V/H/S!
Click through to see my words on the whole thing
Read MoreWhat happens when an urban legend becomes all too real? What happens when a movie breaks all boundaries? What do I think about a movie where a girl gets kidnapped and has to try and fight her way free? Click along to read all about it!
Read MoreI do a quick review of an 80s homage where some kids head off to a cabin in the woods...and things go so, so horribly wrong, they don't even make it to that familiar trope!
Read MoreWhile over on the main reviews I'm doing an anthology, it's time to review an anthology over here! In a movie with less than 85 minutes of runtime, and nine - NINE! - short stories inspired by HP Lovecraft, can even one of them be any good? Let's find out!
Read MoreBack with another review, and after yesterday's review of Torment, I thought I'd follow up with TORMENTED! I mean, with that title, another home invasion story where someone is stalked by a family of Murder Hillbillies in stuffed animals masks, they MUST be related...right??
Read MoreTorment is yet another home invasion horror movie, and it brings a few interesting things to the table. But the biggest plusses here are the cast. But does a pair of solid leads in Robin Dunne and Katharine Isabelle make a good experience out of yet another movie with Murder Hillbillies?
Read MoreI'm a bit later than I planned in reviewing this, but here you go, my thoughts on Love in the Time of Monsters! A little flick where some Bigfoot costumed guys at a themed vacation location play with some chemical waste, and things go horribly wrong!
Read MoreHey look! It's been awhile since I've done a quick review of something new, and since we're getting into the summer heat finally, I thought I'd take a look at the recent release, Dark Summer. Or maybe it's because I just watched it...
Read MoreI am a sucker for stories about temporal mechanics (I can't really call this movie a time travel flick), so grabbing this movie starring Danielle Panabker was a no-brainer for me.
So, is the movie any good, or should I send myself a message yesterday to avoid this?
Read MoreAfter Zombeavers, I thought it was time to review Bloodmarsh Krackoon, another movie about wild animals getting splashed with chemicals and attacking people.
Because, why not, right?
Read MoreIn a quick review, I take a look at Zombeavers. It's about zombie beavers. What more do you need to know?? Well...
Read MoreThe title may be clearly trying to draw eyes from a certain remake right now, but the plot is anything but. So how does Poltergeist of Borley Forest hold up under its own weight?
Read MoreI meant to get to this a bit sooner to be back to back with Open Windows, but oops. Still, the movies bear comparing, since they use a lot of the same new tropes, but are totally and tonally different. Which computer screen movie works better? Click on in to find out!
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