Welcome to Triskaidekafiles, where bad horror movies go to die!

This site is dedicated to the best of the worst.  Here, we love those cinematic messterpieces from the 80s.  The cheesier the better.  Some are so bad they're good, some are better than you expect!

Three times a month, I pluck a movie out of obscurity and take an in depth look at the plot, with my tongue firmly planted in cheek.  It's a little bit MST3K, it's a little bit Joe Bob Briggs, and it's a little bit all me.  These reviews can be found, appropriately enough, at the Reviews page.  If you want to go deep diving into the archive, check through the Movie Cover Gallery where all these reviews can be found by year, going back to 2009!

There is also a section on quick reviews of newer movies, under What I'm Watching. I haven’t really done much there in some time, but you never know. For now though, that section is on hiatus. In the meantime, I do have a podcast that is kinda the audio version of this page, featuring movies I watch on streaming, called The Blood Stream. Find that here or wherever most podcasts can be found.

If you enjoy my work, please drop a comment, share with friends, or join me over on Facebook!  I'd love to interact with the fans, or even take a look at your favourite bad movie. If you have a low budget horror movie, I’d even entertain checking that out too.

If you'd like to help out, you can sign up for Full Moon Streaming using that link and my code, and I'll get a few bucks to help keep this site running.

Esme Grey

--The Reborn Webmonkey