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      <image:caption>I bet his name is hospitality.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m gonna miss you guys when you’re all dead!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Physician, heal thyself.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Connie’s got a gun. Whole film’s come undone.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday..."</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Any idea what time the bus usually gets here?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We call it the Walldoor.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SLIGHTLY LIMITED POWER!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yep, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got into this situation…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I HAVE THE POWERRRR…TOO MUCH! TOO MUCH POWER OH GOD NO!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My name is Penn, and I’m looking for my partner, Renfield.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All right, which one of you threw the flaming rock on the casket? Alan, was that you?? We talked about this!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Waiter! Excuse me! There seems to be a Julia in my drink!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No longer am I the Julia you knew, now and forever, I am CARLA!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And just look at this terrible job she did with the laundry!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When she found out how little she’s actually in the movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eh, he seems normal to me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hallelujah it’s raining men!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do I have something on my face?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>For the love of god, Montressor!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“Did he learn to fly?” “Does bouncing count?”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yes dad, I know, the Doctor is important business. When the TARDIS shows up, you have to go, UNIT needs to be there. But sometimes I need you too, dad...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You! You're not Sylvia! You're one of the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We have acquired the space suppository.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Howard included for scale.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: And remember, it's corporate policy that if you see a strange alien object., you must shove your face into it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey! Who turned out the lights?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bryce and easy…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you’re cold, they’re cold, let them inside.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In space, no one can hear you screw</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am making this message of my own free will, I am not under duress.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This thing looks like it’s about to drop off some GoBots.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Got yer nose!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, hey! Gimmie a sec, you caught me right as I had a bit of food in my mouth!"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Klaus Fists-ski!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And that is why we don’t stick a fork in the microwave, kids.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When something you eat gives you heartburn.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can you smell what the Rock is within-ing??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not sure how I feel about the new look for Cyclops in Avengers Doomsday.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, that’s a Dana all right.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don't have to put up with this, I'm up for a promotion to head of the CTU!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The future is female.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yer a carcass, Potter.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Welcome to the first annual meeting of the John McClane fan club.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>MUHH-TRP-LSSSS</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Killroy…was…here?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahhh, I’m dead for real this time!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Two! Two Camp Blood movies! Ah-ah-ah!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Deja vu, all over again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So far, this mask is the best actor in the movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Within the Woods, eh? Interesting name for a movie…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quit clowning around!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pass the dutchie in the left hand.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait…this isn’t in the script.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CUT!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Todd died like he lived; in a pool of his own filth.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Inflammable means flammable?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m your sister now, Tricia!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>More fun to reign in hell, and all that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to move your ice queen to the fridge.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We three kings.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m broken, Barry.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Talk to the hand.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And real ones know, you do not mess with a pinkie swear.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I love the concession to an avalanche having happened, by just piling a teeny bit of snow in the corner.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She wants to tap him like a keg.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Welcome to the first annual meeting of the We Hate Johnny Club.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You’re tearing me apart, Riverbeast!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cop salary just ain’t cutting it, poor guy has to sleep on a bench.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We kick ass for the lord!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Despite all my rage, I am still just a bat in a cage.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We honestly have NO idea how he can turn into a bat, though!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not the urine sample we were expecting.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Waiter, I ordered a well-done Molinar…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh hey, remember when there were cops in this movie?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why do you ask me questions you already know the answers to, Charles?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, we got a gusher.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well this certainly violates some doctor patient ethical code.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wrapping up these leftovers for later…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We live for the one, we die for the one!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mollinar: Dead and Loving It</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m paranoid of people, and it’s starting to show.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uhhh, I’ll just let you two have some space.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Meteor shit!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Scanning for intelligent life…scanning…scanning…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bloke Shrimpchest!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have created a bar of the purest green!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Australia has a problem of Mad Max extras roaming wild.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He followed me home, can we keep him??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww no, they summoned Deadpool from Wolverine: Origins.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude, you gotta listen to this track.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am fire and life incarnate.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is not how I saw this movie ending.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gourd your loins</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey uh, you, uh, you guys busy? I can come back...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t say that and then make eye contact with me!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, my eyes are down here, buddy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww, don't be shy, come on out little guy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh my gourd! Maize Jesus!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We come from France!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sitting that close to a tv will make you go blind.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You’re under survalience.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wake up, it’s half o’clock.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>GARBAGE DAY!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You've never experienced the epic highs and lows of high school Halloween dances.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit it, and I don't... wanna fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid mask on? That's weird.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The face under the hood…would I recognise it?:</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Piiiiigs! Iiiiiinn! SPAAAAAAACE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sweatin’ to the Oldies</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's how she sneaks in all her snacks from home.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Great Scott!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, sometimes my local theatres aren't showing what I want to see either, so we have to make a trip of it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shown here, a group of four with the combined brainpower of two whole minds.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>YOUR. CLOTHES. Christ, is everyone in this time period this thick??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let me see if I got this; this is a cabaret show in a movie that's a short before a movie in a movie of a movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I *said* NO BUTTER.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, there’s yer problem, you’ve got Brundleflies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Girl dinner</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Actually, let’s not go to Earth. It’s a silly place.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And Jesus lived happily ever after, the end.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t mix pop rocks and soda, kids.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am the lizard queen!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Lady of the Lake wants her sword back.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gotta take a swim down to the corner store.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Picture it, Lake Rushford, 1928…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tell ‘em Wet Brett sent ya!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahhh!! Your corpse has sprung a leak!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come and swim with us, Danny…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ghosts filled with water off the shoulder of the highway. I watched a boat crash and glitter in the mist off Rushford Falls. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in a lake.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We have to take your ball in for questioning.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who keeps a glowing green fish tank that bathes the entire room like you're in a Dario Argento film??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And then this happens for no reason, and it has not happened previously. No joke here. I just can’t any more with this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sorrrrrry I called you a zombie ghost.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You have the right to remain solvent.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is some bullshit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Water water everywhere, and not a plot to think.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And that’s for making me have sex with a corpse!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And then, the killer revealed herself, and it was the girl from the Noxema commercials…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can’t piss on hospitality!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You will not believe the deal I got on these blank VHS tapes, because everyone is buying DVDs now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mister Gorbachev, tear down this wall!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A slice of life</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Batten down the ladies room, there’s no one here but men!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do…do we have Chekov’s sodium?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kill or be kilned.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I feel better!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Emilio Estevez</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He’s a copycat killer</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look at this photograph</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What are you waiting for? What's the big deal? Come on, lived up to your name, Killer Frost.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And you thought *burning* the flag was a problem??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Solve for axe</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sadly, not Chekov’s sodium after all.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I want you to hit me…as hard as you can.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahhhhh men!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Say it five times in the mirror, and Murder comes to get you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HEY BILL DO YOU WANNA CHECK OUT MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My culture is not your costume!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Hey, do you mind if I trauma dump my tragic backstory that will in no way have a bearing on the plot?" "OKAY! :D"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You have failed this campground!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If I had a nickel for every time this year I saw someone use a garden rake to kill someone...well, I'd have two nickels.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Free! Free at last!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I guess you could say that Julie..*drew* the wrong conclusion.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HA HA.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heeeeere’s Trevor!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you like my cloak? My mom picked it out for me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I just got my nothing cleaned!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww man, don’t make me watch Trilogy of Trash again!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My power is beyond your understanding, He-Man!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Johnny’s got a gun.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m not even supposed to be here today!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ah! Death, HERE is thy sting!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, she is SO screwed</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Push the button on his forehead, and Dr. Richardson says one of five different sayings!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>George, can I pet the rabbits now?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Time to get ready for our death scenes!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We're a bunch of bullies! We're a bunch of bullies!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s not like he’s camouflaged or matches the colour of the pool!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>See for yourself</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I thought I left a plate of nachos right here…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, do you guys see something? Nah man, Dave just fell down!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I thought I told you kids to stop horsing around in the pool!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember the airboat scenes from Death Curse of Tartu? William Grefe remembers!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why don’t you like my skull collection??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I AM NOT DISAPPOINTED.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The crime SOLVING wish!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>With special guest appearance by Thing</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'd make a G vs. E joke here, if anyone but like...three people would get it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don't know what this is, but at least it's a welcome change from the same EMF meter every ghost hunter has these days.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Santa Claus is able to visit all those homes in a single night because he is actually an imcomprehensible extra dimensional being.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Please, sir, I want some more.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Does this count for extra credit??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s a top pocket find!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They have found a deep vein of the more purest green.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I know what you did this summer</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Honey, you got real ugly, real fast.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the last time I take my class on a field trip.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you kids don’t keep i down, I will turn this movie around RIGHT NOW!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, sorry, I didn’t know this nightmare was occupied</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Looks pretty good for taking a cleaver to the face.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you strike down Lloyd Kaufman, he will only become more powerful!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Honestly, they blend in better than you would expect.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now see? THAT is how you make yourself look like you’re in the apocalypse!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait, are you a Puppet Master fan??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait, no, hold on. it’s been ten years, why are they still…this?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lady, the sign is RIGHT there.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mom, I wanna watch Return of the Living Dead 3! We have Return of the Living Dead 3 at home...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is all we'll see of Daphne until almost the end of the movie, enjoy it while she's here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is this the real life, or just my friend’s RV?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If looks could kill.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He’s had a lot of practice tucking kids in.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don’t like spam!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uncle Phil is gonna throw Charlie out of the offices like he’s Jazzy Jeff.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do it, Bobo! Spare us all a lot A LOOOT of trouble!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Spending my summer of fear on the coast of angst.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You’ve gone too far this time, Toonces!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She followed us home, can we keep her??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm only nursing to get through college, my real dream is to be a nanny someday.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gandalf calls for aid!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh I hope she's not sick, I've seen this girl throw up before.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I've had the devil inside me, I know witchy shit when I see it!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stop being so negative!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There is no Sarah, only Jul…….ia.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The story of Doctor Manhattan when he was a toddler.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now all she needs is the Grimorum Arcanorum and the Phoenix Gate...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>His optic blasts are concussive force, not lasers! They don't generate heat!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, that’s six more months of blindness.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And you thought YOUR bedbug problems were bad.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, there must be orcs nearby.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahhhh, it’s a Birdemic!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lust for Life</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I've said it before, but it bears repeating; this whole family has a drooling problem.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Despite all my rage, I am still just a bat in a cage.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Seriously, will someone PLEASE increase this movie's napkin budget??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Daddy…please read me a bedtime story.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I make stabby</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Alas, poor mummy, we hardly knew ye.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'll never clean my chin, not even with a gun to my head!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Radu! Radu! Radu is on fire!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The triumphant return of the blood sprites, yay!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I love watching the credits rise up over the mountains in the morning.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cameron Mitchell IS Donald Trump</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cameron Mitchell…OUT!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cowabunga!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No! Bad! BAD bike, bad!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We eat tonight!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, this rain is coming down REALLY bad, can I get some cover with you guys??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Good? Bear? I’m the guy with the gun.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sweet! Free skull!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are you hurt??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m gonna hug her and kiss her and squeeze her and name her George.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember to be careful when lighting fireworks this holiday weekend, folks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hang in there!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The only award this movie will ever see.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m not even supposed to be here today!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is this a real film? Or is it a travesty?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I assure you, we are not open.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey uh, you um, yeah you got some mugger in your teeth.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Adia Bloodless</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Adia, I do believe I failed you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We really need to do something about the epidemic of fang violence in our cities.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She’s about to drink a bloody harry.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Poor man’s Skeet Ulrich</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That really burns my blood.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The plot of this movie is totally cuckoo.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This looks like a job for…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are you my mummy?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aahh yes, Rosebud champagne…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ve made up my mind, I’m gonna keep my baby.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I said I don’t want to watch Teletubbies!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Next time try Visine!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Time to go, boys and girls, the fun’s just starting.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Luke, he is your Father.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We are the future, father. Not them. They no longer matter.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I dunno, maybe Mara has a point. At least, from a self preservation standpoint.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh great, and now Xorn shows up too??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did they CGI the shattered glass?? Or is it just the quality of the video?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This sums up the movie's sense of humour, I think.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In a bid to level the power imbalance with Zack Morris, Mister Belding entered into a pact with Satan.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We live for the one, we die for the one, we live again for the one.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He’ll save every one of us!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Time to make the donuts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Vampire AND clown, two nightmares for the price of one.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stank? Stank’s dead! That’s stank over there!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At last, I shall have my revenge on Brisco County Jr.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I kick ass for the Lord!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Psychos do not explode when holy water hits them!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The director of HomiCycle, ladies and gentleman.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I want you to teach me to be a killer…er, agent! AGENT!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>His alcoholism is a real monkey on his back.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's the crude hand drawn nature of it that kills me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We have to be back before 7, that's when my mom is picking us up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wolfman’s got brains.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bad guy's not dead, but there's still no more movie left</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Peeped to Death</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I just filled your dish, you can’t be hungry already!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here's my next story, an ex cop turned writer murders his agent who won't get off his back!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh so the monster has a type?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, I sing the song of the sewer…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No, nnoooo! That is MY licorice! MINE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>YES HELLO I AM SHERRY I HEARD YOU WERE LOOKING FOR ME.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Doctor! Is it the Sontarans again??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You’ve heard of junk drawer, now get ready for gun drawer.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is what happens if you floss too much.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I never did like Ecto Cooler</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm gonna tell my kids this was the fourth Doctor and Sarah Jane.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Drop forge, apply directly to the forehead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>As opposed to Way Bad Stone: The Broadway Musical.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>From my heart and from my hand, why don't people understand my intentions?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Always thinking with his wizard’s staff.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HUZZAH!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I left the stove on!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I super believe in you, Tad Cooper</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Message for you, sir!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I cast magic missile!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quack, damn you!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t you hate it when you show up for the big battle, and someone is wearing the same dress?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whomever can remove the axe from the face shall be rightful king of England</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stick a fork in ‘im, he’s done.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Forsooth, doth thou think there be mead upon thy sun?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And I thought Aladar was the horny one.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Perhaps the real godmonster was the friends we made along the way.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is some amazing blue for night.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Special delivery!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Atomic batteries to power, incubators to speed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ooooohhh wait, I think I know why.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SCIENCE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh good, at least they’re in BLACK hoods. That way this isn’t TOO on the nose.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let my sheeple go!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What’s that boy, did Timmy fall down the well??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Never forget who is the boss of you! ME! I am the boss of you!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sheriff Andre the Giant…he IS the brute squad.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, bye, Katie Featherston!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Behold, the purest green.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Move your dead bones.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>To challenge K is to court death.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The dark, gritty reboot of Grimace that no one asked for.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, the ushers are coming to show him the way out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Alison, wake up sweetie, you’re needed back in the plot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Curse your sudden but inevitable possession!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, she’s been skeleton keyed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This happened to a guy I knew</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My girlfriend and I saw you from inside, and we liked your vibe…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m your passenger. Drive.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s Urban time!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bloody Gary</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m your teacher now, Nancy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mikey apparently grew up to be Seth McFarlane.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I assure you, the beaches will remain open.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He just wanted to hang out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lex Luthor goes to college</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What’s your favourite urban legend?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You know you’re in a Canadian movie when Julian Richings shows up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww, Freddy keeps his puppet with him.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Was it Superman? I bet the killer was Superman.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hang in there, baby!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Freddy’s Dead, the Final Nightmare</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We live in a society.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She re-brended.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Huh, what a strange subtitle.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What a love day. I’m sure nothing can go wrong!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh it has such beautiful plumage!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Make Camp Blood Great Again</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I ain’t got time to camp.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So glad this is on on Blu Ray to see it in it’s full glorious resolution</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pop goes the weasel!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s a good thing I don’t keep any brains in there.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, uh...you guys want me to come back once you're done? I mean, I am in a bit of a hurry here, but if you need time...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Designed and directed by her red right hand.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh my gosh, it’s…it’s…uh…some person!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This looks like the opening title to a Hallmark Christmas movie</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I saw mommy banging Santa Claus</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The poor man’s Matthew McConaughey</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What the...who buried a metal skeleton out here??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh that kid has the dead eyed stare of a coffee addict already.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Santagram!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I see a red suit and I want to paint it black.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no! Santa has been infected with the Venom symbiote!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A weirdly wholesome ending for the adult film actress and the erotic photographer following a string of murders by an obsessed Fanta Claus</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…Was not expecting anything like this when I clicked play.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A little somethin’ for the ladies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grandma, what big teeth you have.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is this a jail cell, or where they keep the chickens?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is a very specific category of porn about to happen.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait no, all my hair will clog the drain!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It was old man Hitler this whole time!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ohh the new boy band crop is almost ready to be picked.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hugs for Hitler</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Zombie Hitler is where I draw the line.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These recording contracts are hell to get out of.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It followed me home, can we keep him?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have a theory</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, can you direct me to the horror house on highway 5?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I feel like Mark Duplass is gonna suddenly appear and jumpscare me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And that’s the difference between theatre and film acting</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>As a matter of fact, my refrigerator WASN’T running! You spared me quite a bit of spoilage! Thank you, anonymous young man!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look…what you’ve done…to my sheets…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mister Clean’s rebellious phase.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FRANKIE, YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW? SORRY THE HOCKEY MASK WAS ON BACKORDER.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Partu Tartu, drink some Barcartu.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is he being attacked by a teddy bear?? Who’s got the cutest widdle fuzzy feet??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t wake mummy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This swamp has a death curse! A deeeath cuuurse!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We can roast our own marshmallows right here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hmm, maybe Tartu has a point.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Any time you wanna wake up and join the rest of the movie…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We’re not gonna watch him walk the whole 25 miles, are we?? What is this, Science Crazed: Swamp Edition??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>KISSES!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are we there yet, Papa Smurf?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Please don’t bang on the styrofoam walls, you’re making them sake…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, have I got some sheer nonsense for you…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is this the untimely end of Tartu?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Taint no bother.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When they love you for your mind.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Humanity is so screwed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Escape from THIS, Houdini!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uhhh, you sure about that, dude?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not the Berry Blast Kool Aid!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s just a little bloody, it’s still good, it’s still good!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is why safety glasses are important.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The hero for these troubled times.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This movie might just have the most dicks ever in a film.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, another political scandal?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Am I a joke? Am I a clown to you??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…All right, you have my attention.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, hello there! I didn't see you come in. Are you enjoying the movie so far?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The poor man’s Hugh Laurie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, why are these all addressed to Murder Mansion?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What did I tell you about running with scissors??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Officer Exposition and Deputy Dialogue</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait, where’s the costume? I can’t see anything…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nailed it!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m not sure if he’s certified to be driving that thing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Smithers, release the hounds!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is NOT the right tool for a lobotomy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Physician, heal thyself.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Would you like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? I just made lots!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No one can be told what parapsychology is, they have to see it for themselves.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Miss Jackson if you’re nasty.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Aasif Mandvi</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did you not hear the words I am not speaking??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you continue this seance, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon. And for the rest of your life.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Any ghosts under here?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dear diary, still not the prettiest…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Father, I crave violce.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Actual footage of Henry recording his voiceovers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Action parapsychologist AWAAAAAY!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WHY are we now doing text over the live action?? This movie is SO INCONSISTENT.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I just want to…sing!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why is the movie like this??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh she is gonna wake up with such a crick in her neck.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How dare you speak in my presence!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rise and shine!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's Moebin' time!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you're cold, they're cold.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pardon me, but do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour, Charles Band?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Generic brand William B. Davis.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That uniform can't be regulation.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The crown of thorns needs to be a bit higher...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Park your car, sir?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mein leben!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It cuts like a knife, but it feels so wrong.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Does anyone remember where we parked?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A head which at this time, has no name.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You know, for children!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I've done it! I've cracked the formula for New Coke!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is not how you do the psychic surgery trick.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shyguy's dark past.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dear diary, one of the soldiers looked at me again today...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is not how you make a Ghost Rider.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoa-oh, we're halfway there.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Japanese army begins it's invasion of the distant ice planet, Hoth.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hold on, let me get my face on...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Go now, go, you're free! Go on, get!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Judge not, lest me judge your movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sin it to win it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did I ever tell you how I got these scars? Well, get comfortable, this is gonna take awhile.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh hey, the Stepford Cuckoos are in this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. I'll let you decide which is which.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Meanwhile, Pinhead is just waiting in his trailer until it's time to go on.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm your Pinhead now, Nancy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What's in the box??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait, I'm not Doug Bradley.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello, I'll be your quirky medical examiner sent down from central casting for the day.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Making a Cain and Anel joke feels too on the nose here, even for this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pinhead shows up to the movie an hour late with Starbucks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Deja vu.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>With fiends like these...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They grow them grasshoppers big down in Jersey.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The greasy strangler</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now, don't you go touching any round things!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He's really good at picking up women</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The horror of music school administration, aiiiieeee!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This looks like a time to...jump to conclusions!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why don't we see how many lives YOU got, Gary!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look, teaching music is a stressful job, okay?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Honey, you got real ugly, real fast.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Time to lay off the pipeweed there, grandpa.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bring back smokes, and road beers!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey! That kid stole my watch!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I saw a wolf scout in the woods with a group of kids, and his hand was missing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In our top story tonight, marry me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow, Doordash is delivering EVERYTHING these days.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How are they gonna explain this?? Thanos snap?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And we'll never know who Johnny was, because like...he's dead!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you read Sutter Cane?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s a long fly dead to centre pool!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“Do you have any eights?” “Go fish.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gasp. Shock. It is Bill Paxton. Who could have seen such a twist coming.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BASTARD!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SURPRISE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>En garde!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I want a DIVORCE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…is a dish best served en flambe, apparently.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Someone recently pointed out how no one is allowed to sweat in movies anymore, and I think about that a lot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I banish you…to the black hole!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You don’t understand! You’re WASTING! COFFEE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Out, out, damn spot!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Every appliance’s warranty ended at the exact same moment.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But can she put them back in, like Alex in Slime City?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay we can stop with the sweating now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We’ll never know who Johnny was, because like, he’s dead!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>For the love of God, Montregeorge!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dollar Store Joe Don Baker</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why the long face?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If they hand offends thee, burn it off.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Everyone’s a critic…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All work and no play make George something something…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>George on George violence</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Take me down to that old Slime City, where the slime is green and the girls ain't pretty</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ve done plays on better sets than this actual apartment.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>PIVOT!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"So how's your bowl of green?" "Pretty good. Enjoying your bowl of blue?"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow, she fucked the colour right out of him.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hideous slime demon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Finger licking good.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have seen enough movies to know that could turn out to be literally true.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did I stumble upon the long lost sequel to Science Crazed??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude took “eat your greens” to a whole new level.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So I got the green mush, and the purple mush, and oh damn, I forgot the grey mush…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you don't have store bought mustard, freshly squeezed is fine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, after all.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My god, I’m turning into…a pineapple.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WOW that candle was really putting out a lot of light!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who lives in a walk up on the lower east side? Slimeball! Squarepants!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Awwh nuts, those are supposed to stay on the INSIDE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The better to eat you with, my dear.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fuck this shit, I’m out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s rude, I’m sure he’s actually quite pleasant.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait is this a danger alarm made by Atomic Research Inc., or a warning that Atomic Research Inc. is a danger?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am not an animal! I am a vegetable!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So you see, what we have ehre is…a reverse werewolf.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can...not become a hideous sun demon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where’s your hideous sun demon now, pal??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Daylight come and me gotta go home.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We don’t serve hideous sun demons around these parts, pal.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t make me sunny, you wouldn’t like me when I’m sunny.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t look at me before I put my face on!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nooooo, he was thousands of days away from his retirement!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Honestly, this is the most mentally stimulating conversation I’ve had in awhile.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Twas gravity that killed the beast.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh bless your heart.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tony Starke wrote this movie, in a CAVE! with a box of SCRAPS!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Female armour versus male armour in video games.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude wanders into the forest and out of the plot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Huzzah!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just look at all these graves I could be robbing…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It was a zombie jamboree…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And the little blind girl was grabbed by the monster in the woods and eaten, THE END! Now go to sleep!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Psychos? Did they look like psychos?! Psychos do not EXPLODE when fireworks hit them!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I regret that I have but two lives to give for my country.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All cops are biteable.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I ate the sheriff, but I did not eat the deputy…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where there’s a Bill, there’s a buffet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>White Zombie</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And taking me with him…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oily Thor</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay, fine, it might not be space, but I GUESS I can accept this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is the Killjoy in the room with us now?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The DA is a little horny.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>With all due respect your honour, my lawyer is a clown.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The clownsel has spoken</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I thought the police always said “freeze”?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Am I a joke to you?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Anyone who chooses to represent themselves at trial is a fool.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CLOWN SMASH!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bang bang! Killjoy’s wooden hammer came down upon his head!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Push the button, Frank.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Great, even Death’s job is becoming automated.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I was definitely not expecting everybody to be kung fu fighting.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait…is this a Sam Raimi movie?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Poor guy brought a rifle to a bazooka fight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bulldozers don’t sneak!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uhhh, waiter? There’s a Buddha in my meal…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh he must have brought him a Merlot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Refenestration!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nobody was kung fu fighting.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I get shot down, but I get up again…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, didn’t I see you in Space Mutiny??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You are about to reach a higher state of enlightenment.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This flight as been…cancelled.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh god, mother! Blood!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who says you can’t get blood from a stone?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And I’ll form the head!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Runaway train, never coming back. Radu's shadow on a one way track.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Killroy was here</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damnit, I left my keys in my other shadow.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m not dead! I feel better! I feel happy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, bill collectors. Maybe they won’t see me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Good to the last drop.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Like father, like daughter</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello, boils and ghouls!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When are you going to give me grandkids??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THAT Academy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In the back of my Dragula.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All dressed up and nowhere to go.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I like it…ANOTHER!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hi, god of Hellfire!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Does NO ONE in this movie own a normal outfit??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What a handsome devil.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ah yes, the old “hotter without glasses” gag.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I think we need to have a talk about what “no strings attached” means.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She complains she's under dressed. Have you seen everyone else in this movie??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Secret 13!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the last movie I expected to do a riff on The Thing, but here we are</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kiss kiss!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey cool, this wedding has an open bar.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Marriage is hell</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Honestly, I’ve seen weirder.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ade due Damballa…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow, he uh...he actually DOES own that stock scream library. I...I did not see that coming.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Always love the trope of seeing the director's horror movie poster collection.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…Oh, yikes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Boody call.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Game over, man.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wasting no time bringing boobs into this one, huh?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Could this blood look any more like fruit punch?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, we are gonna need a bigger pool skimmer.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NECKrophilia.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The 90s was not a good decade for Stefan Salvatore.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Last Voyage of the Dumb Eater</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can’t see the forest for the trees</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s the MCU debut of Spragg, the Living Hill!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pssst, hey, can you tell me which way to the Winterbeast set?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You're finally mastering your mom's 12 hour sauce, but the stove goes out at hour 11....</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is Mike Strauber Mountain, at best.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The shin bone’s connected to the KNIFE BONE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, you’re not supposed to dispose of tempera paint down the drain!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Undead Torgo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dog the treasure hunter, and Discount Tucker Carlson.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I watch over the forest while the Master is away…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh wow, who does your hair??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoa, hey, whatcha lookin’ at??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You must feel the burning of my Penance Stare!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thanks a bunch, Dr. LaVey</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Like hell it did!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh my god, Kimo was a vampire this whole time!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cleaning out the toilet is such a chore when all you’ve got is an outhouse.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is that why they call it a HEAD stone?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The prognosis isn’t good…it’s Dutch Elm disease.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WE HAVE TABONGA. I repeat, we have Tabonga</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait, come back! You forgot your knife!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast, and I'm home grown...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow, I thought Winterbeast was Groot's earliest work, but nice to see him here, too!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh those stains are never coming out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yes, Clive Barker is in this movie. But Clive Barker isn’t IN this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Smole ‘em if you got ‘em.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ll be Bock!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m here to speak to you about the Woolvengers Initiative.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And now we’re Blood Freak.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It looks like Bock ate a snozberry.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Everybody was llama fighting</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The history of fire eating is as old as llama itself.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m gonna carve you up like a rack of me!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t look a gift head in the mouth.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Llama, just killed a man, spit upside it's head, it melted and now he's dead...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh great, baby mama llama drama.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Poor man’s Denise Richards.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Legally Distinct Intellectual Property Man.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Officer Ben, nooo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Spider-Nerd, Spider-Nerd, killin' guys, haven't you heard?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh yeah, sure, this is fine, no need to see a doctor.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How did this movie, that came out first, have their MJ knockoff wear the exact same sweater as Kirsten Dunst?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Spider Tit!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m gonna give her…THE CLAW!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ve done it, I have found Spiders Georg.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quentin, I am your father.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Truly, it was bullets that killed the beast.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it, so you don't have to!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s like they wanted to hire Brion James, but couldn’t afford him.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’M INTERFAAAAACED!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh uh uh, thought of that one too.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I guess holograms can fling fire now??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All right, there is at LEAST one too many ponytails in this scene.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have invented…Ecto Cooler.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m looking for Bazooka Joe.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, Sacha, you get me like no one else.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Help me, Doctor Levin Kenobi, you’re my only hope.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>1960s poor man’s Freddie Prinze Jr.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Doctor Levin, you son of a bitch! I read your book!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This looks like something straight out of The Ring.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you have any Grey Poupon??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This corpse doesn’t have a single round thing inside it…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Peer Dinklage, noooooo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lookit the size of that toothbrush holder, this alien must be HUGE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But what of my hunky boys??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chewbacca never skips leg day.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>LEEEEMOOOOOID JENKINS!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Would you still love me if I was turned into a worm?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Man me a sand.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Calling him Gerald Rivers isn’t even really trying.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sir, this is a Wendy’s…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When you order your Playboy Bunny from Wish dot com.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>UTINNI!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh uh, I see you’re busy, I’ll come back later, and knock first…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The salmon mousse!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s too late, you can’t resist me now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The little death.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oy, I need this like I need another hole in the head.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You fool, you brought a bat to a sickle fight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Among the myriad races of beings who roam this plane are the Sleepwalkers, of which I am but one.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When the dream dreams the dreamer, the dream’s the real.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh. Ah. It’s THAT type of movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chicken attack!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Filmed in grey for night, I guess.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And if that doesn't work, have a tinier gun in a codpiece.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have come to take you all to Superhell!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Welcome to my chambers; this random unfurnished apartment.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And be sure to order my book Angel Killer, available now at Amazon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Large purple ninjas from outer space should not sneak!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fuck, I dunno either, man.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…shall happen at a picnic table.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I wear my sunglasses to fight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nothing can kill the Grimace</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And now we’re a game of DOOM.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow, he…he literally brought a knife to a gun fight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I swapped out with my stunt double for your coverage!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“…what am I even doing? I can’t see shit through these goggles.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey babe, just give me a sec to get my face on…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>New year, new me-vil.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stabbing in the shower should make for easy cleanup.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Would you like fries with that?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, that’s not a scalpel.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mommy loves me, mommy loves me not.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t do even one of the marijuana.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>God provides in our time of need.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hardy, I have had enough of your shit!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Putting the chain in “my old ball and chain”.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Waiting for the Richard to drop on New Year’s Eve.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can’t spell Slaughter without Laughter.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Someone call child protective services.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Poker? I hardly raised ‘er!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is a dreidel! That isn’t even Christmas!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, you’ve got elves.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Some say jingle bells are the best, but I much prefer sleigh bells, mmmhmm.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I;’m receiving a telepathic message, of girls at the roller rink!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow, it actually IS all fun and games, until someone loses an eye.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We’re just out here dropping lead anvils on people.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This must be what the brainstorming sessions for this movie looked like.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nailed it!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He’s just checking on her appendix.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well okay, I know what he did HERE but this came after.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I love your new Macguffin pendant!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am posing like a completely normal human being.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Unfortunately, he’s kidnapped the Black Widow.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The men might have bigger hair than the women in this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You had one job!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dear Diary, Odo harassed me once again in my bar...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh would you look at me, I’m just skin and bones…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sadly, his clay double does not get smashed against the side of the cabin.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m gonna need you boys to turn the plaid down to about a low seven.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>C’mon, baby, ditch these losers, I’ll show you a good time!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Still less deadly than Green Arrow’s chili.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But WE’RE the survivors of flight 108!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey! Who cut off my legs? Hey! Who cut off my legs?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, there’s credits in the road! Swerve! SWERVE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There will be no more killing for you, Rubber!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The canapes are people, PEOPLE!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How many times have I told you, stop delivering to that Herbert West guy?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just one taste of Auntie Lee's Meat Pies, and you'll be HOOKED!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m here to punch walls and kick some ass, and I’m all out of wall!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Only the finest of cherry Kool Aid for you, my dear.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He is Kenough.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Caveman discovers radio.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We oughta just video tape this and play it back in slow motion</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Buttcrack’s Last Hunt</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>His job is just Amen.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FORE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Good? Bad? I’m the priest with a gun.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sometimes, dead is buttcrack.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But can it play DOOM?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Benicio Del Toro retires to live the quiet life of a pumpkin farmer</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s not pumpkin pie filling.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If found, please return to Asmodeus.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Cult of Thwip.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hmm, let's see, Satan's Buttcrack? No. The Devil Ate My Face? Nah. Hmm, maybe Lucifer's Halo. Yeah, that sounds good.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow, I love your candle collection, Tommy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stick a fork in her, she’s done.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wouldst thou like to live…deliciously?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out, you slice your pinkie off, and give a little shout.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m not left handed either!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Got your nose!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not to be confused with Space Psychos. Totally different.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I feel like I am viewing footage transmitted from an alternate universe that isn't quite coming in at full signal.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Flying through the vastness of my carpet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s Christmas! It’s Christmas! Get up get up come on get up!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hiding the blood gag would be another reason to not show his face</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Movie? Is there something you'd like to share with the rest of the class?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I left the plot of the movie over here SOMEwhere, I'm sure of it...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yay, Halloween!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh my god! You radicalized Kenny!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Next time try Visine!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you've seen this woman, contact Unsolved Mysteries...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m looking forward to when it regenerates into the Elevenement.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t make me come down the stairs, I can’t see shit in this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s her cross to bear.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Seems like the average audition process to me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fernier the 13th</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If he wasn’t trying to kill me, I’d give him the part…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Waaaugh! What are you going to do now, Batman?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude nutted so hard he shot himself into the void.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not a classical music fan, huh?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is that a stock sound effect I hear??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>An American Werewolf in Therapy</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just a little finger food.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At least he waits to get his fare before killing them. Bills to pay and all that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The couple that slays together stays together.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, we’ve got a gusher.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I spent so much money on this camera, and forgot to see if it was equipped with night vision!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Man, chiropracty is such bullshit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ade due Damballa, give me the power I beg of you!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m sure he’s fine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hold on, I need to get my face on!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tapping a human keg.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is what they don’t tell you about the stork bringing you a baby.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Marty, I came up with it when I hit my head in the shower! I call it the what the fucks capacitor!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heeeeeere’s mommy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Would you still love me if I was a freakishly malformed bubbly half corpse from Hell?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Get in mah bellay!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So much for child safety caps.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Perfectly normal casual wear to have family dinner with.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahh, I’m sure she’s fine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You, sir, are no Pinhead</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Great, not only do we have Diet Pinhead, but also Pinhead Zero.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>‘Member? ‘Member Hellraiser?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Emma! What have we told you about no orgasms at the dinner table??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you not know of spoons??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come to buddy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m not sure which words are modifying which parts of that phrase.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am sick of everyone telling me to get in the robot!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Still waiting for that bloody though.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fly, you fools!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Put your hand on my shoulder.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That doll has seen some shit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You’ll put an eye out!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is an S.O.S distress call from the mining ship Red Dwarf. The crew are dead, killed by a radiation leak.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Head on a platter.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is my BOOMSTICK!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>GNAP!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Honey, you got real ugly, real fast.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Honorable Hulk-San.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I return to you now, at the turn of the tide!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And that’s me off spaghetti for awhile.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just one hit of Hamburger Helper is all it takes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shock the monkey.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You know you have some clout with a movie if you can get your credit over your face.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Coming this fall from Apple, it’s the new iBrainwasher.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahh, all the essentials for a quiet night in bed!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, wow! I’m on the news! …Wait.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yes, I even make house calls.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a therapy session today!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And that’s when you know your movie is gonna get good.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have a very important job as a Colonial Marine!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These cartoonish bags might as well have dollar signs on them.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well that should make it harder for the cops to ID the car.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Time to take out the garbage</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The suspect was armed and dangerous.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Game over, man!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Huh, I would have expected heaven to have better lighting.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“So, do you panic attack here often?”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now, how do I make an espresso…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh yeah this looks TOTALLY safe.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The greatest weapon known to man, the single floppy disc.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Of course the new technology is used for porn.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THIS is deemed perfectly safe for public use? Is this cleared by the FDA??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do I need to see 1 through 554 before watching this one?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My god, was that credits I just heard??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What is the nature of your medical emergency?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She looks like my high school drama teacher</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh that’s almost got it, but just a little lower…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No, stay good, Weird Al! Stay good!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tommy had a baby and it’s head popped off!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No crime fighting yet mom, just let me have five more minutes…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whomever can pull this knife from the throat, shall be crowned the true king of England.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My partner Teller usually screams a lot less.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Say it! Say Chowdah!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rose…bud…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sadly, no killer robots.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m sorry, I’m so, so sorry.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ah. A curse it is, then.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is there something you want to share with the rest of the class, movie??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's all fun and games until you put out an eye.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Master does not approve</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Even in 2005, Crypto was all a scam.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Down with the patriarchy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The glasses are trying to escape the movie. Run! Run little glasses, save yourselves!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That cabinet will never threaten anyone again!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This means something…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Even the painting wants out of the movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>S'allright? S'allright.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Same, movie, same.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>GNAP!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I TOLD you not to pick at it!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t mess around with colloidal silver, folks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey guys, Grant Mazzy is still broadcasting!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay kids, today’s secret word is…CAPITALISM!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now you stop dropping trees on people, or I'll give out some punishment.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s not fog, there’s just a LOT of drugs being smoked.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jason Mewes has never been happier.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I can definitely see the resemblance.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…I mean, it’s a fair cop.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I know who you really are, Ronald Reagan, you're MOTHERFACE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Time for me to…slash the budget.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I knew this movie was full of shit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The morgue, the merrier.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Excuse me, miss? There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered a LARGE beer.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Spanish Hunchback Macgruber.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I dunno if he's a proper Gotho, he's much more like a Quasi-Gotho.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eat it! Eat it ‘til you choke, you sick, Spanish, fuck!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Please, we just want to help you cook, please!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, you’re a very bad man.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmm, goonash! That's some good eatin'.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You have created...uh...whatcha got there, doc??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>[Spanish Yakety Sax]</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: You look like the Spanish Christopher Lambert!! "My ugly face!"?? Eat my entire ass!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, it’s Armus!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ah geeze, someone bled all over the title card again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello? Please help me, I’m lost in these woods!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A million dollars, but you couldn’t fill the tank??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At that point, why even bother with shorts?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don’t think white is really my colour…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Are you boys doing all right?" "Sure thing, we're used to having to hide dead bodies."</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, I bet she knows exactly what to do with that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Does this smell funny to you?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just a little off the top.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Please, I’m begging you! I have a family! Where is the way out of the woods??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The prequel to that movie with Natasha Henstridge.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude looks like he’s about to be really upset about something Mozart did.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Despite all my rage I am still just Radu in a cage.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Elvis has left the building!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, you just KNOW there was no sort of safety system there.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Because it’s not a Charles Band movie until the puppeted creatures show up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello? Yes?? I thought I heard the doorbell!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WHAT DID I JUST SAY??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So we’re just gonna lean all the way into the Nosferatu of it all, huh</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello, brother. I see someone put on their hero hair today.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can’t get rid of the Babadork</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NI!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“I know what you are.” “Say it out loud.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you’re just joining us, we’re about to open Vlad Capone’s vault…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aaahh! A net! The only weakness of the vampire!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Seriously, Radude, see an orthodontist, he can probably help you with that drooling.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My vampire is a boyfriend.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Toe Tags and machetes and whiskers on kittens. These are a few of my favourite things.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HEY BART WANNA CHECK OUT MY NEW MACHETE AND SKI MASK??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's a bit of an unconventional way to draw a penis on someone's face while they sleep.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The poor man’s Adam Carolla.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Everyone’s a critic!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you're having relationship issues, I have a doctor friend I could hook you up with</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not the Oreos!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She wears her heart on her sleeve.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t cry over bled milk.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Boys, I think I’ve cracked the case. This was the work of a chestburster.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My pal Dr. Drew says not to date your coworkers!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude thinks he’s in the Dark Tower.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nope, that’s not suspicious, not at all.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The fight at the end of the tunnel.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I can’t even hit a glass bottle with a rock, another reason my life sucks!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Filmed in Argento Vision.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Smile for the camera.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This guy took mask mandates to a whole new level.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey look, it’s a hand bag!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>With friends like these…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have a particular set of skills…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You up for some Netflix and kill?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What does God need with a spaceship?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I thrill when I drill a bicuspid!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Me showing friends a new crappy movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chuck Norris sure has fallen on hard times.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At least Reverend Lash lives up to his name.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Superman’s updated origin is leaving something to be desired.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now we’ll just add in some happy little aliens…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You will LaRue the day you messed with Reverend Lash!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This movie has a death curse!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Trumpy, you’re in stupid things!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A woman online? Now I KNOW this is fiction!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Imagine calling the FBI for help, and these chucklefucks show up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But when will then be now?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look, there’s round trees all over the place!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Literal touching grass.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chuping Tom</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chupa, no chuping! Chupa, no chuping!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He looks like he could be David Boreanaz’s dad.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s the worst case of waffle face I’ve ever seen.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This movie sure is.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When your mom says we have Doug Jones at home.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hoppin’ down the murder trail.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Despite all my rage, I am still just a bun in a cage.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m gonna hug him and squeeze him and name him George.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Leave my Nestle Quik stockpile alone!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tough hair for a tough gal.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do not anger, don’t think it’s just a harmless bunny rabbit, ohhhh no.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He is risen.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don't make him hopping mad, you wouldn't like him when he's hopping mad.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh you should not wear your hats like that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmm, strawberry Quik, fresh from the source.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gimmie some sugar, bunny!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Alice and her Wonderland gang.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m here to kick ass and dye easter eggs. And I’m all out of easter eggs.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Listen up, here’s a story about a blue crew who lives in a blue boat.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Are we there yet, Captain Smurf?" "Just a little further."</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oops! All acid!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahh, this island diet works wonders!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, we got Jawas.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rakanishu!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Are we there yet, Captain Smurf?" "Juuuust a little further."</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Everyone’s a critic…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…YA THINK??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh fuck this shit, I’m out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Are we there yet, Captain Smurf??" "JUST a LITTLE further...!"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Meats back on the menu, boys!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Are we there yet, Captain Smurf?" "NO WE'RE NOT!!"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>GNAP!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you experience burnin' love for more than four hours, please consult your doctor.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh this is gonna be one of those CRYING vampire movies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude, you are not even Pete Best.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You shouldn’t smoke these things, they’ll kill you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, this blood is 100 proof!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I swear, if this guy turns into a wereturkey…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The rat problem in New York is worst than I thought!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey Juju, don't make it sad, cast a bad spell, and make her better.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. Say it!” “I ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I just wanted my order of spaghetti!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount David Dastmalchian Dracula</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Bite Album</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Looks like someone put on their hero hair today.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If the trailer is a-rockabillin', don't come a-kockabillin'.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello…brother.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Go, Greased Bitening!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>As opposed to the Black Devil Doll from Ohio.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can keep your Skinamarink, I’ve got Black Devil Doll from Hell.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ladies and gentlemen, Willie Tyler and Lester!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yes, that’s it, Merlin! Set the world to rights! Call the dragon! Speak the charm of making!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Time for piggyback rides!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eat your heart out, Gerald’s Game.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Watch out for splinters.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>La la la, vacuuming the house, nothing weird happened here, ha ha.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just hangin’ out, hangin’ out with my family, havin’ ourselves a party.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You wouldn’t like me when I’m horny.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh this raises questions I don’t think we can get into.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But I’m feeling much better now!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dare, my angle of Trutth, dare for me!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When you can’t afford actual Eric Roberts and have to order him off Wish dot com.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is officially a Christmas movie now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This movie is going about things half-masked.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here’s a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are we really doing this?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is the plan to just run around and lead him on until Dan has a heart attack?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HEY DAN WANNA CHECK OUT MY NEW CHAINSAW AND MIKE STRAUBER MASK??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just cause</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Would you mind putting the fourth wall back up?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We have a Savini. I repeat; we have a Savini.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are we done here? I have to get back to Wayne Manor and check on Master Bruce.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Am I in the movie now??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cocaine Bear</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This meeting could have been an e-mail.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There’s only room for ONE special effects master in this town!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cut, print, that’s a wrap!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The rine in Spine stays mainly on the pline.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I refuse to accept these are actual police officers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why does the police chief have Captain Jack Harkness’s time vortex manipulator??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the most hilarious appearance of a mic in a movie, ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come on, let me on the information superhighway!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Detective Gilligan has to wrap this up, he has a three hour boat tour to go on.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, that computer could run a whole V-World Matrix if it wanted to!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THRILL to the memory allocation!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My Dinner with Lawrence</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay, using the reflection in the glasses to show Carrie is...actually well done.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why yes, my refrigerator IS running…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m gonna hug her, and love her, and name her Linda.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Poor man’s Herbert West.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Mahakaal is coming from inside the house.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Indian Freddy has very tiny hands.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Indian John Saxon...okay no, I'm not gonna do that the whole movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Norman? Norman!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...So, uh, pretty much anywhere, then? Considering the rest of this movie?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I've heard of being so drunk you want the floor to hold onto you, but this is new.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who killed Lakshmi Palmer?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am impressed with this movie’s use of colour theory.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No, we're only about halfway done, Shahenshah.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is Ganesh.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Blep</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude has one hell of a lair, too.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And that was how we invented fire baseball.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“Ah you are a sight for sore eyes!” “Next time try Visine!”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m your passenger. Drive.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m your girlfriend now, Randhir!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mummenshantz is getting rather aggressive.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dad has one HELL of a throwing arm.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Crispy fried Roy Schieder.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude ain’t even got a leg to stand on.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There is no plot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When you order Trinity from Wish dot com.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can I interest you in some SLRPNLS?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How are those TPS reports coming along?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The hookers at home.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's not computer code! That's not even spreadsheet calculations!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Believe it or not, I'm not William Katt, he'd never be in this movie...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It stinks!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These violent delights have violent ends.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shockingly bad special effects</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shitsnakes! I can’t access the PEN15 satellite without the shriek command codes!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Physician, real thyself.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shit, we’ve dialed up the wrong cinema!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The end of the movie HAS to be around here somewhere…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s been one of THOSE weekends, huh?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Step one: Put your heart in a box.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh hey, it’s Leela’s dad!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are we there yet??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So, what should we talk about? Wanna talk about boys?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Trumpy, you can do stupid things!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HUGS!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can tell how old this movie is by counting the rings on her shoulder pads.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We all burn down here, Georgie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At least I’m getting my steps in today.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ladies and gentlemen, Jeff Dunham and Walter!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eat a bag of dicks, honey!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I return to you now, at the turning of the tide!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Military trained Raccoons, but Bernie is president? That sounds like a fair trade.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m sure they’ll iron out their differences.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can have my physical media when you claw it out of my cold, dead hands.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rocket Raccoon will return?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hasta la vista, shitsnakes.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2022/12/1/terror-on-tour-1980</loc>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Terror on Tour (1980) - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Terror never comes close enough to where I live for me to see it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Bob Ross Singers</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damnit, dead hooker delivery is at the REAR entrance, not the SIDE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I learned it from watching you!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whomever can remove this sword from this slut shall be crowned king of England!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Send in the Clowns.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Patricia Plotpoint.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Paint your face, the shadow smiled.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HEY BART WANNA CHECK OUT MY NEW CARVING KNIFE AND "CLOWNS" MASK??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What you all painted up for, crackhead??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No tour for you!!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2022/11/26/blood-freak-2020</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-11-26</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>2 Freak 2 Turkious.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is he reading his script??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I found him, I did it, I have found the MCU's Wolverine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m your passenger. Drive.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh wow, they got the Tony Montana bowl of coke.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This show sucks, let’s go watch the dryer instead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Boy, I say, boy! Don't go makin' out with that girl!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They DID!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Seems legit!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Very important science wo...THEY TAPED A PIECE OF PAPER FOR THE SCREEN.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That tryptophan hits you fast and hard.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m coming for you next, Oscar the Grouch!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In Soviet Russia, turkey has YOU for Thanksgiving dinner!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And you were there, and you were there, and you...you I've never seen before in my life.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ghost Clucker</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2022/11/13/bloodmarsh-krackoon-2013</loc>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you experience bloodmarsh for longer than four hours, please consult your physician.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They grow up so fast.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Best Boy, no!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jason and Barbie sitting in a tree…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t put in Guardians of the Galaxy AGAIN!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did you brush your teeth? Did you say your prayers??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They grow up SO fast!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The downside of man in suit krackoon, is the absolute ridiculousness of them walking on all fours.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The truth is out there. WAY out there.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ceiling Slasher is watching you</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These weight loss plans get more ridiculous every year.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I prefer mine cooked in olive oil and rosemary, but you do you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s the day the Satanists have their picnic!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…Are we the baddies?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, call Ninja Zombie!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Logan is risen.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ZOMBABY ZOMBABY ZOMBABY!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Him Uncle Anton!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come here often?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Get back here, you little shit!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Love me, daddy!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So you’re him, huh? The killer of killers?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All good things…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HEY BART WANNA CHECK OUT MY NEW SKULL MASK AND CARVING KNIFE??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You didn’t really want to watch that other trash anyways.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The British Patrick Bateman</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Smile for the camera.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is NOT what they mean by ‘assisted suicide’.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t take leading roles from strangers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is what makes Max really scary</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Am I on Candid Camera?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Condiment bukkake!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What am I even paying you for??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello, I must be going…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But not least</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m not sure how I feel about this new Batsignal.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You like me, you really like me!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This sequel to Starcrash is weird.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A head which at this time, has no name.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Someone did a real hatchet job on this film.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My eyes are up here!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is some real Batman shit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"He's gonna shoot!" "Well yeah, that's what cameras do..."</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Leave now, and never come back!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He takes his head, and with it, his directorial power.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Everyone is dying for an invite!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If the coffin’s a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This cash register just called me an asshole!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ve got a bad feeling about this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Curly haired Chloe Moretz</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Poor Man’s Penn Badgley</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What are sisters for?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did they buy it?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jennifer? …Honey? Are you feeling okay??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stupid demon! Stop! Scaring! Vivia!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You stabbed me! In the boob!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not even the mighty forces of Hell itself can fight against the long arm of the law.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who could have predicted this entirely predictable result?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I was saving that for later!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s not pumpkin filling…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thanks, Masked Mechanic! I see the problem now!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Always check your mirrors.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HR Puffinstuff fell on hard times and began using the marijuana.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You better like this movie!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"God damn you, god damn you!!" "He already has!"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh my god, it’s… … Yeah, I have no idea who this is.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Noooo, November! My one weakness!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…Do you do Erics? Because I know a guy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Like Grabboids, but ickier.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Welcome to my living ro…er, bar.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If a woman can’t find you handsome, she should at least find you handy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Barry, you need to know about the Speed Force…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All magic comes with a price</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you like my nails? I just had them done!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, she created the cat from Uninvited, didn’t she?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, that's a werewolf.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hold on, hold on, I almost got it off you!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There are two people talking in this scene, and none of them are on screen.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can we do it doggy style next time?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, no wonder it’s so bright out. Lookit the size of that moon!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Spot the 13!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is what happens when you overbreed your werewolves, people.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sure, let's just leave the various rotting body parts, not refrigerated, not even on ice, in an unsanitary, unsealed, regular tote, sitting here on the stoop, in the sun. This is fine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“You want I should bring those organs inside while I’m looking for Rich?”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pardon me, ma’am! Werewolf coming through!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They clearly see Kass approaching across a large field, and somehow expect to NOT be noticed??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE MOON DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay. He is tearing his own eyes out. Can you spot the problem?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…Do I have a chance with you NOW?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Revenge is a dish best served recycled.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Director, film thyself.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Am I even in the same movie?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chekov’s hedge clippers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The flashbacks were coming from…INSIDE THE MOVIE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Time to brush your teeth!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Taking it up the tailpipe.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lemme give you a neck rub…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, the mirror is focusing the intense rays of the sun into a solar death ray!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Super Hell With a Vengeance</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Huh. Never had a harbinger try and warn off the ACTUAL AUDIENCE before.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Maybe the movie IS watching me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Me too, Jesus. Me too.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You have foiled the plans of Rassilon for the last time, Doctor!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Be careful, you’ll put an eye out!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let’s get out of here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the bandits of the night, the night, oh yeah</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well you said you wanted to see her boobs.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>With a mustache like that, his dad must be the ranger in Winterbeast.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shake hands with Danger.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All right, I need to know where each and every one of you were on January 6th.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There are fine people on both sides.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>An actual trash panda!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I ain’t got time to bleed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>YOU! SHALL NOT! PUFF AND PASS!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Submitted for your approval…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Head’s up!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to work at the Slaughterhouse.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fred’s dead, baby. Fred’s dead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Homey don’t play that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bobby, next time bring mommy a softcover book to read.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mother and child reunion.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Three rings of death!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They took a calculated risk, and man, were they bad at math.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Leaving so soon? Before the first act?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gather around for storytime with Time Servo.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And now I shall confront the Batman.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There, now you can blend in with the walkers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude looks like he’s about to piss all over Jack Nicholson’s shoes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quick, someone call Dr. Stoner!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, you should really stick that in a jar. It’ll keep better.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look what you’ve done to my shirt…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>his new Where’s Waldo Desert Adventures sucks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Papyrus font? That IS a nightmare.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They say if you have a job you enjoy doing…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What do you think, Skully?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who’s the fairest killer of them all?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is for Sparky!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Would you like to try his chocolate salty balls?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Man, Destro must have gone and pissed EVERYone off today.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did I hear u talkin’ shit about Murica??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Fresno Nightcrawler!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, I found the hatchet!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sic semper tyrannus!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm not sick but I'm not well, and I'm so hot 'cause I'm in Hell</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come along, children!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He has but two lives to give to his country.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pull my finger.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No longer am I the Uncle Sam you knew. I am fire and patriotism incarnate. Jingoism made flesh. Now and forever, I am UNCLE PHOENIX</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s the living island the X-Men live on these days, yes?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ooga chaka</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I know Dick Miller, and you sir, are NO Dick Miller!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They’ve been dumping cranberry juice illegally!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>‘Ey, I’m bleedin’ ovah here!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I need you to get rid of that guy’s arm!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tonight we ride!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Go for the eyes, Boo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I hEaRd YoU wErE tAlKiNg ShIt</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have 70 minutes of pain, all for you. I don’t want it any more.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Halloween ain’t till mañana!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let me tell you a story - a man and a woman, a year ago…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don't any of your street-demons have real grown-up names?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NAAAAAAAILGUN!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is that gasoline I smell…?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rat? Rat’s dead! That’s Rat over there!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Our friend Rat won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Someone stuck Diesel's knives into all his major organs in alphabetical order.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quick impression for ya… Vroom vroom, crash! I’m dead!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ya know, my daddy used to say every man's got a devil. And you can't rest 'til you find him.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Victims…aren’t we all?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So, your him, huh? The avenger. The killer of killers. Nice outfit. Not sure about the face, though.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I guess he’s called The End now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You’re a fine film.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“Must be worth some bucks!” My dude, I can see the label pasted to the bottom.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So glad PC Principal cleaned up after his time in a rock band, and got a nice job in South Park.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Those are some very sad looking sandwiches.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He’s like the child of Shaggy and Fred. I shall call him Shed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You’re supposed to run FROM the cops, not WITH them!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh my god, the Masked Magician is the real killer!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s a titty bear!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh hey, free baby!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And you would've gotten away with it too, if not for this cracked out of his mind drummer.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Students are dying to get into this class.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Military to be equipped with cow tools.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What do you think, Mister Stabby?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow, it is a literal Chekov’s gun.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You guys go, I'm gonna stay here and watch an episode of the X-Men cartoon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Clancy Brown in a box!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh yeah. THAT is why I was so adamant about doing the movie right now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Could be worse, could be black sheets.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, looks like you've got an infestation of Time Lords.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When the house itself starts sending SOS signals, it’s time to leave.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ll be with you in just a second!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I might have a drinking problem.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>See you in another life, brother.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HEY NICK WANNA CHECK OUT MY NEW SACRIFICIAL DAGGER AND MURDER CLOAK??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sid always was such a pain in the neck.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m gonna hug him, and squeeze him, and name him George</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Looks like you brought a scythe to a gunfight, pal.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No his mind is not for rent, to any god or government</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chekov’s Hatchet</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Killagram!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The liberal arts journo professor being a groovy hippie is commentary of SOME sort, I am sure.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Buckaroo Banzai: The College Years</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, can I…AXE you a question??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, Taylor! Sorry I can’t help you with that radioactivity issue…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow, way to kill the mood.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Would you like to try my AXE body spray??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Looks like someone is getting an automatic 4.0 this semester!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember, with great power, comes great responsibility</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But I hardly knew ‘er!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did not see that coming.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>C’mon guys, quit laying around on the job!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Air Bud</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE LAWWWW</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HI!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rocket NO!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I named him Kermit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The human pinata.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Magnum PI intensifies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Good to see Weasel didn't become your typical child actor, and still has a career today</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You are one ugly motherfucker.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come on! Come and get me! I’m here! Do it now!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m going to hug him, and squeeze him, and name him George.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The .7 percent solution.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Great, now I’m stuck in this movie!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t forget your bottle of balsamic vinegar!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh yes, he will never see me here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yes, I would like to help you, Mister Nigerian Prince…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Josie! There you are! Hi!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Someone really needs their beauty sleep.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Stan Lee</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Doing it for the Vine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wrong number</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did we just dig our own graves?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I twigged the sheriff, and okay I also twigged the deputy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh ho ho, the ol' vine in the tailpipe bit, a real classic!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The one time when an angry mob came together to do some good.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Little…yellow…different.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And that's how the entire town got radiation poisoning.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bulldozers don’t sneak!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Great, now it’s a sequel to Trees 2.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ninja please.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Holy unexpected cameo, Batman!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He’s got a bitchin’ car phone.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don't think that outfit is workplace appropriate.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You merely adopted the dark, I was born in it</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bet he didn’t see that coming.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh great, the idiot’s in control again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, don’t pick at it!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Better gun, or better two?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am not an animal! I am a Robot Ninja!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Goodknight, cruel world.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Another entry in the “Is this a title that will also describe my experience?” category.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just watch this for three minutes</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wheeee!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I can’t believe I have a tumor! What could have caused that??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, that really ought to be in the compost.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Meet your canon fodder for the movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mooooom! I think I found your tumor!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Give me the Pez, I know you have them!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quick, hide under my bed before my mom sees you!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, that’s how I clean my room, too.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Feed me, Seymour!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kitchen Nightmares</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can we stop for catnip on the way?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>From beneath you, it devours.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kill my boss?? Do I dare live out the American dream?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And the rear of this baby is roomy enough for two whole bodies!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rough night, huh?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The kitchen at our local children’s hospital.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ooohh, my ovaries!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Doctor Abomination</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When you saw only one set of footprints, it’s because I made sure to walk in your steps to fool the trackers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Next time, on Concentration!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Corps is mother, the Corps is father.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Charles Manson went on to have a fulfilling job selling Chucky dolls.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Enjoy only the finest paste today!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Prepare yourselves for T H E B A B Y D O M E</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How do I like my eggs? Irradiated.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The larch…the larch…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh that is a sad, sad little tree.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Actually, this is just what happens every time Oliver Reed makes out with someone normally.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Geeze, at least put up a painting or something.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well hello there, you sexy, sexy man…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Seriously, what is the smoke budget on this movie??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is honestly just porn to an oppressed society.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At last, some peace and quiet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm not the man you thought I was, Oliver. Right my wrongs.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s not that complex.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Or else WHAT??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can you give me a ride into town??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who’s cursed now, huh??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kitten Pox.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You just got BOILED!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Girlfriend material.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you don't have fresh placenta, store bought is fine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s not a scythe!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now THAT’S a scythe!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait come back! You’re our ride!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Big money, no whammies, no whammies…STOP!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Deadly Dares, done dirt cheap.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I dare you to do this for your job for the next two years.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But other than that, my life’s just great.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates; it looks like shit, but you bite into it anyway.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I dare you to kill all the men your wife has slept with!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damnit, close the portal into deep space, I am not heating the entire universe!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Screw you! I’ve got a new client to represent, Doctor Demento!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can’t we just get BEYOND Dream’s door?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You’ll put your eye out, kid!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Does this mean I get an A for the class?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You moved the house, but you didn't move THE BODIES!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Man door hand hook car door</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww nuts, he’s run straight into Night of the Living Dead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh great, another mouth to feed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They’re all going to laugh at you!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Little bunny Foofoo, hopping through the forest…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay, sure, maybe I didn't say every single syllable.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heeeeere’s Johnny!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No, Dino, down! Down Dino!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - After Last Season (2009) - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This title means nothing</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Behold the production values.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, this is a great shot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ed’s dead, baby.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just…just look at this. Fuck.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The cinematography of this movie offends me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh…oh COME ON. They printed out new names and authors, clipped them from the paper, and pasted them on real books.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I see…I see…an insult to the audience’s intelligence.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I now introduce you to…THE METAVERSE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>IT MOST CERTAINLY WAS THE FUCK NOT.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whaaat? How could you not recognise this??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Would you like to lick my icicle??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why are we watching someone’s screen saver??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Triangle Man, Triangle Man, doing the things a triangle can…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yep, that's me. You might be wondering how I ended up here...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Honestly? Same.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, get me my agent NOW!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh wow, Craig was really, uh...that...I have no idea who the fuck that is.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What’s not your favourite scary movie?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nervous Monkey meme instensified.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This movie is even putting its CAST to sleep.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The poor man’s Nick Offerman.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chekov’s Garden Supply</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heeeey Abbott!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dollat Store Chris Kattan</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I guess you could say these people have No Way Home</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fuck doors!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Scream (1981) - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh no! However can I avoid such an obvious trap?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The man in black sat on his ass</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My work here is done!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don’t think so, Tim.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Darkness there, and nothing more.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It was the camera man all along!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You have forgotten the face of your father, Gunslinger.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If this is the only shot you have of your killer, I think you’ve failed as a film.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And this is why we don’t blindly matte down 16:9 footage</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey kid, you’ll put your eye out!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You too can bring home your own Junior ReAnimator kit today!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yessss, use your murderous puppets to slay the man woo your girlfriend away...er, I mean, to kill that filthy Nazi.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>40 minutes into Puppet Master and chill, and she gives you this look.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pleased to meetcha, ma’am.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have nothing funny to say here. The image itself is hilarious enough on its own.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, there is no escape…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is how covid deniers think mandates will work.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Paul? PAUL! Your father is in danger, Paul!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Santa!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It sure is a smart idea to talk about our evil plans within earshot of other people!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Frozen Scream</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just paint your face, the shadows smiled.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Could I, a totally not crazy person who didn't escape from the mental hospital right behind me, get a lift?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don’t make enough as a doctor, I have a job as a bartender on the weekends</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let’s go hide in the murder shack!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is taking business casual a bit too far.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahh, there’s the aerobics.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All your life you've never seen a woman, taken by the wind</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If women can't find you handsome, they should at least find your hands.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now, I want you all to go home and remember what we said about wearing pastels.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh shit, they’re pulling a Winterbeast</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Freedom, horrible horrible freedom!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We’re gonna rock around the tober tonight</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well at least he didn't do any of that walking against the wind shit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Backstreet’s back, all right!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ah, I was wondering when we’d get the requisite 80s aerobics scene.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just paint your face, the shadows smiled.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever you do, don't stab the corpse with a wrought iron pole in the middle of a thunderstorm.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s one way to get rid of wrinkles.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Game…over!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It stinks!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tweak all grown up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Like a dog with a bone.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, he’s going to get a boner.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’d vote for him.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eat a kitten?? No way mister, that’s just WRONG!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay, I kinda want to throw rocks at him too.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He has a show on FOX News now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yes, this is Satan.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sans says you’ve been naughty.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatcha gonna do when they space come for you?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look, if you ever run into a wereclown with a tickle fetish…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Like linoleum</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The church! The church! The church is on fire!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Counting shadows on the wall, they don’t bother me at all…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mexican Tom Savini</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My Matchbox!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is it required to show off the girls before using mind powers?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why does my coffee taste like fresh cut grass?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Maggot! ANSWER ME!! You are banished…to the blagghole!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is that an aurora borealis? At this time of day? In this part of the country? In your bedroom??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is an aggressive amount of plaid in a space that should be calming.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Apparently she DOES have to release the girls.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WHY is there a table of random stone artifacts just sitting there in the middle of the mall’s food court??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…Ah. That’s why.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am in Hell. Help me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>S’allright? S’allright.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Obi Want? That’s a name I haven’t heard in a very long time.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can’t we just get beyond evil?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You shall know the name of fear, and that name shall be…Mister Happy Pants.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Welcome to Fantasy Island.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She must be sending her astral form via a doll to try and seduce some guy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The scarlet letter</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Does Visine cover this?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not sure I would be trusting drinks anymore after that story.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oof, those airbags will getcha if you’re not careful.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There is just too much Saxon violence on tv these days.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That devil's back playing on the stairs again!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude, you’re getting a Del!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am fire made flesh. Now and forever, I am the Dark Phoenix.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sausages, anyone?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Excuse me, those are actually beams of concussive force, and NOT lasers, they don’t generate heat!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your wife is glowing green, there must be quacks nearby!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bastard! BASTARD!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In brightest day, in blackest night, Beyond Evil is what we watched tonight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I hear they’re idle playthings.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ah yes, a fine choice, I call that the Lamont Configuration</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I would now like to call this meeting of the Bongo and Doll Lovers Club to order.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lucy in the Sky</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait, that’s the doll RIGHT THERE!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Including the mere two feet between us now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There they go walking past the doll of Donna again!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Having a little post-cultist smoke.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I wonder who that’s for?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I put a spell on you</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No sir, I didn't catch you playing with your dolls again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wheel of Misfortune, turn turn turn</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ceiling Bianca is watching you</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eyes in the dark, one moon circling</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They’re coming to get you, Barbara.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WELL THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF HELPFUL.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wouldst thou like to live ridiculously?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That phone is almost as outdated as Rick’s views on women.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Doing coke? Yep, this was the 80s, all right.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m sure this is fine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now he’s the master cocktail.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sir, this is a non smoking anthology.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t step on the third rail!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stuck with the drinks, Rick!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Does Mister Red look like a bitch??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There’s good money in selling toys, I guess.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s Skag over there! Skag’s dead!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So far this has more bear than Grizzly II.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You don’t get out of the movie THAT easily.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Got any cheese spread??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The nite she came home.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just hanging around</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you’re gonna drop random characters, at least have the common decency to murder them.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wanna see if Maniac wants to join us?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So I guess that makes him a sex maniac?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Forbush Man!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey baby, wanna see my picanic basket?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Helloooo new favourite slasher weapon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BEAR HUG!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s his right to bear arms</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Exit, pursued by a bear.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just because my parents named me Maniac, you think I’m a suspect?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Paint your face, the shadow smiled.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just chillin’.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Isn’t that more an Easter thing?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey sis! Are visiting hours over??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You too can have a sexy bod like this in time for Halloween, if you start the Michael Myers workout today!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FUCK DOORS</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t worry, I have a plan!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They might be the biggest names in this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…Wait, didn’t everyone have one like this??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m talkin’ with the man in the mirror…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Will the real Michael Myers please stand up?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We really ought to do something about these hazards, someone could get hurt!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jen always wanted to get ahead in life.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thisd new season of Hell’s Kitchen is getting wild.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Holy shit…is that Busta Rhymes??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Congratulations, you’re still in the running for America’s Next Top Model</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m interfaaaaaaaced!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If there’s fewer than seven corpses in this movie, I will be MOST displeased.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow, her floor gets great reception!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Was John Carradine born old?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The House of Seven Corpses (1974) - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>"So what's the name of this movie, anyways?" "Asking For It: The Movie."</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is this Atlas Shrugged?? How could you?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The least surprising things in this movie is John Carradine going to sleep in a grave.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well I’ve played all three, so…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What is with all that rumbling?? You're loud enough to wake the dead!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Excuse me, can you point me in the direction of craft services?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Zombeyes</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This by you is NIGHT??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>His entire undeveloped film stock, exposed to light. This is the TRUE horror of this movie</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I can’t wait for you to meet my parents, they are just dying to meet you!!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2021/9/13/night-school-1981</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-09-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Night School (1981) - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The crime SOLVING school!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Night School (1981) - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is NOT a very merry go round at all.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Night School (1981) - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>There’s a head in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And let's make this quick, I'm heading into the woods to be hunted by Joey Pants' mother.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This guy’s name might as well be Redd Herring.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Geeze, Psycho much?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww, she’s too small, you’re gonna have to throw her back.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Night School (1981) - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“And he’s not sleeping with me either!” “I…I wasn’t going to ask, but since you bring it up…”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Night School (1981) - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>HOW many of you has he assigned extra credit assignments to??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We’re up all night to get slashy</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Night School (1981) - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Laying it on a bit thick with that hockey mask.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Night School (1981) - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Well that’s the last time I go to Arby’s.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gasp, shock, I could not have seen this coming.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lousy back seat peepers</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Detective Horshack.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude. Read the room.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The night he came home</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Writing the plot as we go, I see.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is clearly a face.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The poor man’s Saul Rubinek</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Filmed in Sepia Vision</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Filmed in Personal Space-O-Vision</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mirror mirror, on the wall, who’s the deadest of them all?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the flashbacks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m your passenger. Drive.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2021-08-26</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>2 Grizz 2 Furrious</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BEYONCE??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WINNING!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We have to protect the happy little trees.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bouchard is French! He speeka likea deese! Do *I* speeka likea deese??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m just gonna take a knee…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Run, Barry, run!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember, always hang your food in the trees out of reach of bears.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I SAID, only YOU can prevent forest fires!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He tried to kill bear with his forklift!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, now he'll be replaced by a young hot Kari Wurher.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2021/8/13/pyshco-ape-2020</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-08-13</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>This movie is bananas.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When you gotta go on the run, it’s always wise to wear comfortable footwear.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No one told me Red Guardian was gonna be in this!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I mean, that is a solid homage right there.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Again, at least they’re honest.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rubber duckie, you’re the one…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A peek into the writer’s room</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am inevitable.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you don't try and kill your best friend, are you even really friends??</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2021/8/1/hellraiser-hellworld-2005</loc>
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      <image:caption>Oh, sure. THIS disguise people see right through and recognise him.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And I’ll name you Shiva…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Those Nokia phones are the only thing that will survive the movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WHAT IS THE POINT OF CALLER ID ON AN ANONYMOUS SYSTEM??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww yeah, it is good to be the king.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why did you say that name??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You will believe a man can fly!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bizarro!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It was Jake, in the study, with the letter opener.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lady, did you learn nothing about the last time you put your hand where Adam didn't want it?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I told you, do not mess with the viking queen.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We were called to the forest, and we went down…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They say if you go seeking revenge, to dig, uh, five graves?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well that’s just Prime.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>*freeze frame!* So I bet you're all wondering how I ended up in a situation like this...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Space, the primal frontier.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don’t like this new TARDIS design.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He’s on pins and needles!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Metropol Is.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, don’t pick at it!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wes Craven!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stan Lee!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m the god of Hellfire!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The poor man’s Robert Davi.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Hellfire Gala did not end well for Christian Frost</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lousy backseat drivers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Logan (2017) director James Mangold</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Killer Foster</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is a huge freaking implant</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let's see how long it takes me to get Aquannoyed with this movie</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chunky Sean Bean</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Weirdly vacant town hall.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NO THIS IS PATRICK</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why is her mom’s grave on the beach??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Boy, the uh, the aquanoids sure don't eat a lot of their kills, huh?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I did not have sex with that urban legend.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>An attempt was made</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We are breaking up!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatcha got in that mug, Jackson??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bro, I said DON’T get eaten by aquanoids!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello my honey, hello my baby…!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Doing my best to give y’all a look at this thing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Twas speargun that killed the beast.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well excuuuuuse me!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Two heads are better than one.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where do you want the frosting?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This long distance dedication goes out to Roger, from his best gal, Linda.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BEHOLD!! The five-assed monkey!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let me pet the rabbits, George.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Joe Bob says, check it out!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t die over spilled milk.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And our next song goes out to Danny, from his long last friend Cass, Put Your Head on My Shoulder…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Good thing Danny liked sweatshirts with such wide collars.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Baby Jerry O’Connell!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He wants to be the head of the gang.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t shoot until you see the two of their skulls!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is for what you said about U2!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Catacombing the desert</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Geralt is that you?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I think I’ll name him Bob.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Father Ninja Theme Song!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Brother Finger Guns</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kinda undercuts your whole 'miracle of light' story when there's that big shaft right through the room.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, you CAN get blood from a stone!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Timothy, Timothy, where on Earth did you go??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So Jesus hands the innkeeper three nails…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh what a demon, dancin’ on the ceiling…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Honey, you got real ugly, real fast.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Smokin’ hot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Get hyped</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CRAZYBALL!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>However, he is still left with a giant normal stick with which to beat you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you like fire so much, why don’t you marry it?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In space, no one can hear you snore.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You know it's the future, because he has one of those pointless desk gadgets.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am having Future War flashbacks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Interstellar booty call.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He was one day away from retirement!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Airlock signs provided by Print Shop.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can’t accuse this movie of being subtle.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hang in there!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They say you’re not supposed to shoot down the barrel of the camera…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You’re stuck in here with ME!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All this murder and mayhem, and I ain’t even done anything yet!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I respect them not putting a No Smoking sign right behind his head in the hospital.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s time for Spot Ted Raimi!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>With this badge, I thee wed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Got any cases of alligator attacks for me?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If other franchises have taught me anything, it's that this is far from the final movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, oh yeah, you don’t wanna get cut with those.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s a baby Joey Pants!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Everybody's gonna live! Nobody is gonna die!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>POLO!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Norman??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dinner’s ready!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There she is!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If Windy isn’t careful, she’s gonna make quite the Splash.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come on! Do it! DO IT!! Kill me, I’m here!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well there's yer problem, you've got forest gnome infestations.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The dark, gritty reboot of Fraggle Rock we’ve all been waiting for.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bulldozers don’t sneak!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bloody self driving cars…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The good, the bad, and the rusty.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your bulldozer is glowing blue!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Panic! at the Train Station</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All work and no play make Jack a dull boy</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Russia’s greatest love machine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, you’re not Justin Long.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Double razors ain’t gonna help if you haven’t shaved in two million years.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There he is, mystery solved, everyone go home!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Must be a Trump voter.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Must be one of the 12 Monkeys.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You think you killed it with bullets. That’s cute.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It was old enough to see dinosaur...pictures...in books!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your mascara is running.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who loves ya, baby?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cheating bitch…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Next time try Visine!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There was a cat that really was gone.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Horror Express (1972)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dance with me, dance with me…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who watches the Doomwatchers?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, I think I see the camera filming them as they came in at the top of the shot!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We don’t take too kindly to strangers around here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Seagulls, stop it now!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fuck! Ass!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I swear, if I find a Monkey Boy up here…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Patrick MacNee</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Such a waste.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You sank my battleship!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>YEET</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We are in for one hell of a kegger.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Please, if you would all just stay in your homes for two, three weeks! A month at most, we could have this wiped out entirely!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That Innsmouth look</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you want Inhumans? Because this is how you get Inhumans.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Creepy Clowns (2016)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I…what? We’re really gonna go with that, huh? Okay…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We live in a society.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…I mean, yes??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, actually…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He was only one day away from retirement!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t make me funny. You wouldn’t like me when I’m funny.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, I like her already.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I really need to stop having anchovies on pizza at 3am.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What a twist!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not so stabby now, are you?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Only the finest of cinema gets accepted here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uncle Harlan says you’re entitled to your INFORMED opinion!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello… …Hello… …Hello!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is a little trick I like to call the Dark Phoenix.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have returned to you now, at the honking of the tide!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We duel with squeaky hammers at dawn!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There can be only one!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Burn baby burn.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2021-04-01</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>You find yourself with a dark power.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My Ferrero Rocher, nooooo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We named the Ranger Indiana!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She digs the silver fox</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s not truly an 80s movie until there’s a workout scene.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These books are ALL about the lore of the Cody place, I am sure of it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Screw you, old man! I found my ticket outta this movie, and I am gonna take it!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You have failed this movie!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He took an arrow to the knee!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cousin Duane??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahhh, no spoilers!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It sure is a good thing Early was too lazy to clean this stuff out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Throw me the idol, I’ll throw you the whip!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A head which at this time, has no name.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stitches get sti…wait.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are you about a size 14?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What is it you most desire?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I always knew Angry Orange was an agent of Satan.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Josh Hartnett</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m meeeeelting!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your girl is glowing blue!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look what you made me do to my sheets…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is certainly no stairway to heaven.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We aren’t in Puppet Master territory anymore.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It was Albright all along!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2021/3/13/the-rift-1990</loc>
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      <image:caption>A rift in time saves nine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh hello, Ray Wise.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What is this vessel’s major malfunction??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Best to start believin’ in horror movies…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HUGS!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>KISSES!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It wants to play!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The mold knows, Jack. The mold knows.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do not poke Happy Fun Ball.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Feed me, Seymour!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gasp. Surprise. Ray Wise turns out to be the bad guy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh uh uh, thought of that one too.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>New from Gillette, the SirenShave 3000, it even works underwater!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2021/3/1/screaming-for-sanity-truth-or-dare-part-iii-1998</loc>
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      <image:caption>Me in about 20 minutes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Curse you, Richards!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Encore!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ah good, it's not a Tim Ritter film until the lead heads down to the beach to stare forlornly at the ocean.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Live action Operation.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Waitress? There’s a fingernail in my sandwich.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Perfectly normal!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can call me Root.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The poor man’s Bill Paxton.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t you ever fucking die??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey I’ll just have some iced tea if you’ve got any.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…Ya think??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey you’re not Shane.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…Little help in here!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hot time, panic in the city, murders in Toronto getting dirty and gritty.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They said I couldn’t stay…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, it’s Science Crazed all over again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shut - up - or - I - will - cut - you</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Everyone’s watching AIDS and shit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dial M…for Murderousness!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He has a promising career as a Republican senator.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Looks like blood, detective. But I guess you'd call it 'graffiti'...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Doors and corners, kid. Always check the doors and corners…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh come on, that’s just three kids in a trenchcoat.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Failure to load movie. Abort, retry, fail?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Some day, all this will be yours…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m in control here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What’s outside of Westview?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I walk this lonely road</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sorry I brought the Langoliers down on you, boys.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s what we like to call a challenge.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Brother, can you spare a dime?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Must be the save point.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well beam me up, Scotty…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Push a thousand different buttons in just the right order, and you get me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Michael Rooker</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Next up, Phantasm: Frenzy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The ice cream man cometh.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The look on everyone’s face trying to make sense of this franchise.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>GODSdamnit Reggie, how many times will you fall for a pretty face??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Never pop your zits.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh great, now we have a Traveler to deal with.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She’s filled with Mountain Dew!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>An antimatter wave is gonna hit any second and make this moot anyways.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These guys are terrible at dodgeball.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>LEEROY JEEEEENKINS!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ve been wearing this reality for too long, it’s getting holes in it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What is the secret of your power?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can - you - hear - me?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmm, scientist soup.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A bunch of bananas.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Adrian Brody.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Peeping Bobbie</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HEY BART WANNA CHECK OUT MY NEW KNIFE AND MONKEY MASK??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These trees will never trouble anyone ever again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yep. That is indeed what I could call a Monkey Boy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Excuse me, it’s pronounced chimera.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A rough weekend for Gary Busey.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ah, we meet again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Or maybe just your average frat house.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am not an animal! I am a monkey!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BrodyQuest</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fleisch Lives</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It stinks!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh darling, why can't we stay at that lovely Mountaintop Motel we saw awhile back?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In Soviet Russia, ambulance pick you up BEFORE you sick!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Transform and roll out!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Honeymoon 2: Electric Boogaloo</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am convinced those cups are 100% empty.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m here to see the doctor!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoa ho, that pantsing was a little close there, yikes!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>See anything you like?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Make sure your tray table is up, and your Bill is in an upright position.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Miss? Please use our clearly marked exists…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Like a madwoman laughing in the rain.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Surprise, I bet you thought you’d never see me again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Working for a hospital is back breaking work.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If only this had been Christmas Evil.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sorry, the Muppets already beat you to it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Little help??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Navy Ralph!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HEY BART CHECK OUT MY NEW GUITAR AND HOCKEY MASK!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have the same reaction when I see myself in mirrors.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heeeeere’s Kelly!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>An actual electrocutional!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can survive this, make it home, make it better, right my wrongs, but you got to live through this first.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A head which at this time, has no name.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They did the thing!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nooo, that's the last vat of Ecto Cooler! Don't waste it!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>YATTA!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FUCK DOORS!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Cybernator (1991)</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is going to be the cyber-nadir of my existence, I’m sure.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don't think cybernetics are her only enhancements.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Which one of you motor city mother fuckers wants to bet that this one isn’t??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the future liberals want.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We uh, we're not even gonna TRY and make it look like the future, huh?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>MENDOZAAAAAA!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Misha Collins.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m sorry, but no cyborg would be that furry.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Filmed in dank-o-vision.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The poor man’s Steven Segal.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Behold, the Samuroid!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, they’re Cyber Satanists.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Two Face and Metallo had a baby.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Back for interseconds.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>DID YOU THINK I WAS JOKING??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look at this photograph…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why the long face?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My what big eyes you have.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...I got nothin'. Those shoulderpads are just ridiculous.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>VIRGIN STRENGTH!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Zombie Jamboree</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I REMEMBUH!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Megapope…AWAAAAAY!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, he IS Thor…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Filmed in front of someone’s backyard.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At least they shall spend an eternity trapped between the goddess's boobs.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rock N Roll Nightmare 3: To Riverdale and Beyond</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, 'cellar dweller' is the most beautiful.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The sign of a good artist is that their art seems to leap off the page.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Countdown to going through that door in 3…2…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Dennis Miller</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Huh, that would be a great title for something…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Foot; it’s what’s for dinner.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grizzlor!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lisa; the other white meat.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, that scarf really brings out his eyes!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The power of Nesmith compels you!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m burning for you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The crime SOLVING beast!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Doctor Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Set phasers to beam up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This early design for the Dominators leave something to be desired.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don’t think so, Tim.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Young John Hodgman.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, it’s no round thing…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I will break you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is that the same basement from Galaxy Invader?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I think that’s even the same ‘cliff’ from Galaxy Invader!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Face it, tiger, you just hit the jackpot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A head which at this time, hates being called Bertie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All right, who’s this random redshirt? I mean, we all know he's gonna bite it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t whiz on the elctric fence!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The boys are back in town.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nothing to see here…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Admit it! Cheetahman is a great game, and you know it!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eat her! Eat her 'til you choke, you sick...twisted...FUCK!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I guess you could say I’ve got this…in the bag.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Take me down to paradise city.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Use your illusion!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>See? She wasn’t empty headed after all.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Trapped in the exposition dungeon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, I know that guy being thanked for making this movie possible. Now I know who to blame for the source of my pain.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh this is gonna super suck…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My power is beyond your understanding!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My pappy says…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did you think I was joking?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>DID YOU THINK I WAS JOKING??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Save yourself, do it!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…I got nothin’.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This Jay and Silent Bob looks like ass.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I watch only high class, serious cinema.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He seems trustworthy</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pfffffffhahahahaha</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sure let’s throw in another monster.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What the shit, man!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If I had to see this, then so do you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, at least SOMEone is enjoying themselves in this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And we have one…two…three…four plots.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We got such sights to show y’all.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>John Hawkes was the Elijah Wood of his day.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Game…OVER!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s a living…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Welcome back to the WNUF Halloween Special!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww yeah, time for some old fashioned small town mob justice.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why did it have to be snakes?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey Warren, come and hang out with us!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And how’s YOUR day been?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And how’s YOUR day been??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is my hole! It was made for me!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m glad Larry got some work after the Stooges broke up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And…and then I met my daughter, who was working as a stripper, but she didn’t KNOW she was my daughter…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If zombies can't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is that a knife in your pocket, or are you j…OKAY THEN!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey buddy, tell me what I can do to help?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lousy stupid nephew punchin' me who does he think he's punchin' I'm Michael Fuckin' Myers DON'T TELL ME I HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>LOCKHEED, NO!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I banish you to the black hole!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hi, Jason!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A big bowl of Franks and beans!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let me help you with your contact lenses...aw nuts not again!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bitch, that’s tubby custard!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sorry, wrong franchise!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now we know the real reason why Cobra Commander needed a mask.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Have you heard about SHIELD?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatcha lookin’ at, sis?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mooom! Not now, I’m at wooork!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: I'm telling ya, man, this security guard gig is gonna look great on my resume when I apply at NCIS!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Watching a better movie on the tv, I see.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh what the SHIT even is that mask.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey! Come back with my snacks!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Arrrooo?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Like I said, a decent pay off to the round reflections.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The role of Michael Myers will be played by William Fichtner</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Talk about your sibling rivalry.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Justice…is served.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The new Michael Myers hood ornament, get yours today!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A head which at this time, has no name.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eitherworld</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Buffalo wings are guaranteed fresh, at least.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Happy Death Day: The Beginning.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fingtasm</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A reminder; Jailbait.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Derek Hale and his hero hair.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He brought a gun to a cock fight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fingersnakes!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stabby Jesus!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww man why did I take my eyes off the fridge?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Boris Johnson, nooo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ladies, please, bath time is ME time!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m Robert Loggia!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lemon scented!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You taste like cake.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, Danny Boy, the knives, the knives are calling…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nooo, I ne3eed to drink decaf!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is like working in Hell’s Kitchen.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She wanted to lick the beaters.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And that’s when the movie went from good to great.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FINISH HIM!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sir, this is a non smoking area.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why did no one tell me my ass was this big??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Worst colonoscopy ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, someone brought a bat to a sword fight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No no no, you have to keep your neck straight!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww, looking out for his son.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gotta boogie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Michael Myers you ain’t, kid.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Over the mirror and a tied up son, look out boogeyman cause here it comes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The mirror is there so you can see how drunk you are before grabbing more wine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait, I'm actually in this movie, and not just reused footage?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ve been telling y’all for years, you can’t push Willy’round, Willy won’t go!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SYMBOLISM!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well that’s seven years of bad luck for ya.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Looks like we’re gonna need another Timmy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We really need to stop fracking, people.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HAY!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Looks like someone was a fan of Species.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount George Kennedy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Real actors know how to find their light.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m just gonna hang around here for a bit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Za’s vid!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh come on, stop trying to be every other movie, and throw in Amityville too.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, your gravestone has unheard messages!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dead tired.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Give me some direction here, kid!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you ever get that itchy, burning sensation?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>See you in another life, brother.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmm, forbidden spaghetti.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When the heart hits your eye like some big witch’s pie, that’s amore…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is this a kissing book??</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Deadtime Stories (1986)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I hate when mirror me gets more action than I do.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My what big teeth you have.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Deadtime Stories (1986)</image:title>
      <image:caption>You can’t push Willie ‘round, Willie won’t go!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Deadtime Stories (1986)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Post no Bills.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Soda is an important part of having strong, healthy bones.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is that the parson’s hand?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Deadtime Stories (1986)</image:title>
      <image:caption>X-Men line editor Jordan White should totally sneak this guy onto Krakoa.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Season five of Buffy summed up in one word.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stop trying to be Terminator.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You have 15 seconds to comply!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Isn’t this Quicksilver’s government approved X-Factor outfit?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I should sue</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A newborn Fenix, fresh from the ashes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Freeze! Don't move! Or I'll fill you full of... little yellow bolts of light!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>YEET!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Harvey dent was doused with chemicals today…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Would you look at this dollar store Predator motherfucker.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, Matt Murdock is gonna be pissed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am starting to have serious reservations about this Flashpoint movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sister? She's supposed to be your sister?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Emmanuel Vaugier.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m sure this is safe.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Doctor Strange wants his special effects back.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh I love Captain Disillusion’s videos!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hellraiser: Lefter.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hellraiser: Slider.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She needed this like another hole in the head.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Marla really let herself go during quarantine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh hey there, sir Barely Appears in this Film.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tyler Durden has seen better days.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HEY AMY WANNA CHECK OUT MY NEW CHEF'S KNIFE AND HOODIE??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, don’t pick at it!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do not pull it out yourself, get to a hospital!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh look, it’s a token second Cenobite.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Two Face!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Kyle MacLachlan.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am Groot!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And every collector of demonic antiquities just jizzed their pants recognising the artifact.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>As opposed to…what? The hugging crocodiles?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well that’s a weird lookin’ shark fin…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All set for a run to the grocery store.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Early to bed, early to rise, sleep next to radioactive waste, awake with three eyes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The poor man’s Senator Kelly.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey guys! I found Conchita!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No! NO! Bad Croc! You spit that out right this instant!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's always good to pick your teeth after a nice meal.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I reject your reality and substitute my own!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heeeeeere’s Crocky!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here come the Judge.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SURPRISE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come on go croc surfin’ with me!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m on top of the world!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WILSON!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now for the low, low price of 19.99!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sitting in on Magical Talismans 101 with Professor Ancient One</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Master of the dancing arts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m your boyfriend now, Jenny.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>[Seinfeld bassline intensifies]</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh please turn into Berserker.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wanna check out my Wand of Watoomb?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t be scared, we’re the writers!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth, I am bound by the crimson bands of Cyttorak!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A baby Robert Englund appears!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“I’ll be right back, don’t throw out my tea!”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh my god, Harry Potter was a trans boy this whole time!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nice alliteration AND bleeding titles!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Little bunny Foofoo</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wouldst though like to live deliciously?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh that should be your first warning sign, friend.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>JENNIFER!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's really more like a Just Off the Turnpike Campground Slaying.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Watch out for snakes!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Roach motel.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My face, my beautiful face!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Das vidanya, comrade!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Looks like you’ve got tunnel gnomes, that’s yer problem.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these snakebites in my mouth</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp, metal objects.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But let me get my sweater on first.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Evil-Lyn</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Mountaintop Motel Massacre (1983)</image:title>
      <image:caption>...am I late for my scenes? Where is everyone?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’em if you got’em.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Meet your canon fodder for the evening.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What’s in the booooox??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Darren Kitchen…wait, no one is gonna get that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aylmer’s kinky cousin</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We are never speaking of this again, got it?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I too like to be disinfected with Mountain Dew.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It has no eyes, and yet I must scream.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Get away from her you bitch!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Please let me out of this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don’t think you’ll be getting your security deposit back.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's good to be the writer/director, you can give yourself an epic death.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Detachable Penis</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If I had to see this, so the fuck do you!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I…see?</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-13</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>My love for you is like a truck…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you know how fast you were drinking?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Berserker (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>STILL unconvinced this isn’t secretly Midsommar.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Linda Hamilton</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Call me Papa.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Actual bears</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Actual bares</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey Booboo buddy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>COLLEGE KIDS!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Give me back my picanic basket!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Twas the deputy who slayed the beast.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You know I’m always here for bleeding titles!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The green eyed monster sees what it expects to see.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My what big lips you have.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I see what you did there…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mike Strauber is just off to the left crying on rocks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey man, this isn't a standard installation, we don't cover this…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That pink hat just slays me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A man who goes out seeking revenge should dig two graves…or in Tom’s case, eight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am God here!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Down came Russo’s silver hammer…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quoth the raven…Hey Tom, you son of a bitch!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He’s been disarmed!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh my god, it’s the Skull Cowboy!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The zombie council has spoken.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THIS IS MY HOLE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>After ten years of watching these trash movies…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I told you the dishes are in the OTHER cabinet, calm down!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello, woman from Basket Case!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>2000 Flushes Blue? You’re soaking in it!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is a brain sucker. What is it? HUNGRY!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Taste the rainbow.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tastes like bacon</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s a spicy meataball!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The great brain robbery.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I love trash</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well don’t PICK at it!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here Aylmer, here boy, c’mon…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I learned it from watch you!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where’s me gold??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Turn off your headlights!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why yes this WAS released in 3D, how did you guess?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>DUDE you better clearly label those as NOT for human consumption before sticking them in the fridge.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Someone went and souped up their Nintendo Zapper.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pour yourself a nice mug of blood, we just tapped a dreg!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Smiler</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And introducing Miss Demi Moore!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The WORST peanut brittle snake gag EVER.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Laser screwdriver. Who’d have sonic?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I've already tried injecting disinfectant, and shining sunlight up my ass, so don't ask.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I always was a bit of a thigh man!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ah I see we have reached our Vasquez Rocks portion of the movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Someone needs to put her face on…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello my honey, hello my baby…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My face, my beautiful face!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In spaaaaaaace</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Goblin King, the early years.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Spoiler: That is a literal Chekov’s gun.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I know everyone is all “DiCaprio was in the third movie!!” but Angela Bassett is the more shocking star to me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I ain’t from around here, am I , boy?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Piggyback ride!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh I hate this so much.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Critters 4 (1992)</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s the power of the night Charlie. Can’t you here it, the streets are calling.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmm, frozen Critesicle, my favourite summertime treat!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2020/4/27/the-cremators-1972</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-04-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Cremators (1972)</image:title>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Cremators (1972)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mmm, creamy nougat.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Cremators (1972)</image:title>
      <image:caption>MOSES? COME BACK, MOSES!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I guess something CAN keep a mailman from his appointed rounds.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This cat sure did eat a lot of peaches…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Smooooke on the waaater, a fire...also on the water, really.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ain’t nobody rising from that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nugget calling Boulder! Come in Boulder! This is a Rock Lord emergency!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let’s see what happens when we drop the red hot nickel ball into a lake of water!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Cremators (1972)</image:title>
      <image:caption>…WHY WOULD YOU THINK SHOOTING AT THE SUN WOULD DO ANYTHING.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Prayer circle, hope this works.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s not the sun!!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2020/4/13/easter-casket-2013</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-04-13</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>A tisket a tasket…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nice to see the Goombas from that Super Mario movie found some work…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There is not one single thing about this image that I do not absolutely adore.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Head of the church</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am not sitting on his lap.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Thomas Sanders</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And they said carrots are supposed to be good for you…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Battle Pope</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I guess you could say this is a ‘cheep’ effect.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, R2!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ehh, what’s up, Doc?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>On second thought, maybe we DO need the Power Rangers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is my body, take of it and eat it.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2020/4/1/worst-movie-ever-2011</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-04-01</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Challenge accepted!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>An attempt was made.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So much for the "oldest 13 year old this side of 90210” we had last review.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>JAZZ HANDS!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That IS the sun!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ohmygod. IT’S A RUNNING GAG.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is how the coronavirus is actually being spread.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>just…just HOWLS with laughter at the cheap comping in of Bobby’s corpse</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>….Dad??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Angela…you look…different.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Boltar OUT!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Boltar, NOOOOO!</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2020-03-26</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Planting for next fall’s blood harvest.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The poor man’s John Wesley Shipp</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ah, the rare muff tree.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The first male scientist to discover the g-spot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HI!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Corn Pops for everyone!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You have discovered the world’s largest pistachio.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Up your nose with a rubber hose!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>American Hugo Weaving</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Early cellphone cameras.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He seems trustworthy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HUG TIME</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They found a giant chocolate chip cookie!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“Hey guys!”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I always wanted a Sectaur as a kid…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>T-Bird zigged when he shoulda zagged…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What a world, what a world…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…Oh! You’re already booked up, sorry, I’ll go find my own people to kill, sorry!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>By the power of Greyskull!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just keep running, lady! His heart should give out any second now!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The…the door is right there. Allow me to explain the concept of ‘glass’ to you…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…thanks for that?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hi, I’ll be your director this evening…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You have just experienced Things.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Same, movie. SAME.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s good to be the writer of the movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They must be pretty board.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gasps! She was a cartoon!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmm, gun oil good chaser for the tapioca pudding.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's a beautiful day in Toronto and you are a horrible goose</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2020/3/1/phantasm-iv-oblivion-1998</loc>
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      <image:caption>Obviously…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now where did I put my keys…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quite literally!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The deaging tech they have these days is amazing!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, can I get a lift? Thanks!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Condiment bukkake returns!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damnit Reggie, don’t be a creeper.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I can’t live, with or without you…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow, eight tracks were GIGANTIC</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You see a turtle along the side of the road…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Utinni!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don’t think that comes standard with most cars…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What a perfect set of spheres.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Making my way downtown, walking fast…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>20 minutes left, and everyone finally shows up for the finale.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ah, you brought a ball to a knife fight!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Crude, but effective.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2020/2/26/robowar-1988</loc>
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      <image:caption>What is this movie good for?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>General Big McLargehuge</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I hate that this is almost cinematic.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Imagine going into battle, and this is your leader.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I swear, if the camera pans around, we will see the wreck of Oceanic Flight 815 off to the left.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>YES!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Welcome to the jungle…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NFL SuperPro!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's not REALLY a Reb Brown movie until he shouts at the camera.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay BAMmers…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello? Yes, I’m looking for Amanda Hugginkiss.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pappa Docky, you’re the one…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What are thooooose??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s a watch. It’s a heart monitor. It’s an on off switch for your deathbot. The new Apple Watch, available this Valentine’s Day.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mascher potatoes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you like my Castle Greyskull playset?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Captain America: Civil War</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You are one average looking motherfucker.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jebus, what did they do, BUILD the robot out of C4??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stabbylove.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s 40 below and I DO give a fuck.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who’s the sucker now!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And say hello to all them old E.T. cartridges, babe!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don’t remember THAT weapon from Castlevania…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What’s in here, a dead body??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh I see what your problem is! You’re missing a garotte!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Scrapbooking, a hobby largely kept alive by serial killers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Never trust a man who can’t wear a hat.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I want to shoot you…with my cameras!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Mojavawhatnow?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So uh...are you just gonna...leave? I mean, those candles...guys??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh how the turns have tabled.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is fine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Murder me like one of your French girls.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I hate rerun nightmares.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I learned this trick from some guy named Williams…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh man, Cade is not gonna believe this!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m your oatmeal now, Dylan!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have no jokes, I just wanted to share some Robert out of makeup.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Freddy knows how to pay for a ride.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow, they got the exra long coffin.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WORSHIP ME!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We all did this, and you know it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thanks, director Infodump.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wes…whatever you are on, I want some.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Freddy is finally wising up and taking out the sources of caffeine first.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, she’s becoming Killer Frost!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t tell mom, the babysitter’s dead!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fred, Fredd, and Freddy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m your Freddy now, Nancy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nah, I already got plenty of these…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay I think I found the problem, and it looks like that back wisdom tooth is gonna need a root canal…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s never a good sign when your title has screwed up the punctuation.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Transitions!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is some really aggressive letterboxing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoa, calm down there, Professor Lewis Black.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Filmed in Cataract Vision</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…Fuck it, I’m out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s not a cloak, that’s just a hoodie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Alas poor Benny, we knew him NOT THE FUCK AT ALL</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chill out, evil Bra’tac.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WAIT GO BACK THE ANSWERS ARE RIGHT THERE</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…IS HE SHOOTING HER WITH A WATER GUN??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s dangerous to go alone, take this!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You sit upon a throne of lies!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m your passenger. Drive.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: YEAH BIG HELP THERE, GOD. WE KNEW THAT ALREADY.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THIS IS NOT EVEN TRYING</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What is even going on!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well there’s our title, I guess.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It takes REAL SKILL to get knocked out and carted around in a wheelbarrow by the same guy twice.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Man, the CW really ran out of money for the Crisis finale…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, I guess they DID warn me at the start of the movie…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ninja Zombie theme song!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He’s got spurs that go jingle jangle murder.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, I’ve seen this episode of Farscape…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do I have something stuck in my teeth?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jack ka bob.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Give me the power I beg of you!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>With this ring, I thee dead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SHORYUKEN!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Have I mentioned their dedication to the spider gimmick?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Run, he’s armed!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Does she kill her mate after sex?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, are you done with this stall?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, you apparently you CAN pick your friend's nose!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatcha watchin’??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is it a vase, or two faces looking at each other?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can I have this dance?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here comes the dead…they are freshly wed…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oooh THIS is what all that blood harvesting was for!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damnit Tina, you can't solve all your problems by sailing off across the lake.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mom! Mom! Mom mom mom! Mom look! Look mom! Look what I can do! Mom you’re not looking! Mom! Mom!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FINISH HIM</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jason knows the important of not leaving his trash in the lake.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The way to a man’s heart IS through his stomach!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let me slice that pizza for ya!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoa WHOA, I have seen Evil Dead, nope!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FUCK WINDOWS</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Hello boils and ghouls, heeeehehehehe!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh for the…NOT AGAIN!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>For the low low price!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tom Atkins?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wheel covers, the future is wheel covers, I tell ya!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Viddy well, students.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The spice must flow.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How all teachers view students.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mixed messages much?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Suburban commandos</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Razoerhead gang members, delivered hot in 30 minutes, or your money back.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gasp! The rare, three-fanged vampire!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Puppet Master 1999, featuring the new Torch!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tunneler 1999!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pinhead 1999!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Head of the class</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just past the Middle of Nowhere, then take a left.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damnit Hannibal, make syre they’re dead before you cook them!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It stinks!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude, you just got dosed with puppet cum.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We live to suck…your blood!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If your Ood is happy, then you’llbe happy too.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These, uh…these are not high schoolers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don’t like this song!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There’s a hand in my heart that can only be filled by you…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where’s me gold??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The last supper.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This movie is…getting weird.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Demon gonna cut you!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WHAT. AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. THE FUCK.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am Triton the archangel, and my hair IS FABULOUS!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>DANCE!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OMG you shouldn’t have!!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2019/12/1/thankskilling-3-2012</loc>
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      <image:caption>Thanks for nothing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Although I am pretty sure that ruins the pressure suit…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yomi’s not doing anything until Yomi has had a fucking cup of coffee.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who wants to slice the turkey??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This will not be the weirdest thing we see during this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who wants some leg?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Strike me down, and I will become more tasty than you can possibly imagine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ikara lives!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The skeletons? Their own thing!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I feel unclean watching this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lest you think I was joking, the movie is just that random.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If I had to watch a a puppet sucking off a worm, YOU have to see a puppet sucking off a worm.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FINISH HIM.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I watch high quality cinema.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2019-11-26</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Ohhh so THEY must be the ones harvesting all this blood!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, is this a Red Skies crossover with Crisis??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My god, professor, you’ve created Kool Aid!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He’s been sniffing a few too many cleaning fumes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Golfax, noooo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Second worst Psycho remake.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My elephant toothpaste never goes right!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Garden attack gnomes!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Manos II: Electric Boogaloo.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Officer Dudebro at work.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I see SOMEone is ready to do some…BLOOD SHOTS!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No longer shall you be trapped in a glass case of emotion!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahh, iodine, my one weakness!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We've got a bumper crop of Blood this year</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Final season of Game of Thrones got me like…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A man and a woman in a loft, a year ago…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Coach get your guns!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Forgive me, Father, for I have clowned.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why so serious??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh just let him go free, those sorts of clowns are out of season.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, those aren’t ruby quartz.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, voodoo scarecrows are back!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You have failed this city!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey Jill, found your boyfriend!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ugh, that is not how his optic blasts work! I knew the MCU was gonna screw up the X-Men!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You didn’t tip toe through the tulips!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HEY JILL WANNA CHECK OUT MY NEW PAIR OF NYLONS AND CARVING KNIFE??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It puts the lotion on its skin…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We’ve got a bumper crop of Dark this season!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>C’mere baby, lemme love ya!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ThE mAsTeR wOuLd NoT aPpRoVe…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All you white people are crazy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here’s your canon fodder for the movie. Good luck remembering any of them.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, are they gonna start kissing for three minutes straight??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uhhh, about Lassie…I think she…went home…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What’s a singularity?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nobody messes wih Texarkana Alex!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The council of scarecrows.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What do you expect? They're SCAREcrows, not PlayNiceCrows.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why are we just chillin' when they should be finding their way out??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Another plot point that has zero bearing on the story.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmmm, just a little bit lower…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Have no fear, Ranger Chuck is here!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oops, sorry, so sorry to bother you, sorry sorry…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yup, that’s scarecrow sign all right…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where we’re going, we don’t need scarecrows.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>COME BAAAACK!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I mean, maybe they found Batman…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did I do that??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>[Incredible Hulk theme intensifies]</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damnit, Janet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now’s the time on Sprockets when we dance!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Guys! You’re missing storytime!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And it was Old Man Whithers all aloooOOHH DEAR GOD THAT WASN'T A MASK!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Touch my monkey! Touch him! LOVE HIM!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bored now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yay, fart car!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THEY ARE! THEY ARE RIPPING OFF NIGHT OF THE DEMONS.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eh, he wasn’t using it. He’ll be fine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Darla!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shocker!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And we shall never speak of this again.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Fade to Black (1980)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’ll see a movie and I’ll watch it fade to black…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Fade to Black (1980)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Spidey had to find whatever work he could after Sony and Disney split.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At least the boss decorates his office nicely.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Those squids don’t stand a chance.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If I answer question, I get my boord?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>DID HE JUST SNORT COKE??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You’re gonna be fine, Eddie Spagetti.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, it is! it IS the origin of the Joker!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HEY MARILYN WANNA CHECK OUT MY NEW SILVER PEN AND VAMPIRE MASK??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Awww, and I didn’t even get to kill her myself…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>John Constantine: Demon Hunter</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where have all the cowboys gone?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s time for the obligatory “Are you my mummy??” joke…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is BATTERY ACID!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Next time I travel down the line, I hope my ancestor has shaved.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A drunk Marilyn? Yeah, that tracks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>LET ME IIIIINNNN</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh trust me, the curse is all mine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damn, I always hang them up crooked…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And I brought along a clip I’d like to play…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just getting started.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A chip off the old Myers block.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Am I going to run into an old version of me next?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look what they’ve done to my house…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dramatic backlighting, the villain’s best friend.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The jock’s final shock.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It could’ve been a horse’s head…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And featuring Ed Harris.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He moves about as fast as Michael now…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Homina homina homina</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I saw this trick in a Terminator movie once…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And when he comes around the corner…BAM! right in the face with the doughnut holer!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I attack the darkness!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Greetings to off Broadway, witch!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kiss me, baby!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Geeze, fine, here’s the toilet paper!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the weirdest Hallmark movie I’ve ever seen…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pull my finger.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can you show me where the dinosaur exhibit is??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He didn’t get out of the cock-a-doodie car!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m not Doctor Loomis, but I play one on tv.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dormammu! I’ve called to bargain!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m your neighbour now, Nancy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Beck?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Refenestration!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m your daughter now, Melanie!</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-13</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>I’m gonna major in Savininomics!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is why you shouldn’t hold it in if you gotta go.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who unpacks like this?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rock climbing in human form.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just a little off the top!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>C’mon, babe! Talk to me? Cat got your tongue??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He’s not a killer, just a packarat.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The janitor must be getting seriously sick of this shit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Say AAAAAHHH!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I kick ass for the lord!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In other news, a cameraman was stabbed in the face today…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you kids and your lousy saviour!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, someone sure was high for this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The original Infinity Gauntlet sucks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, it’s no Ultimate Nullifier, that’s for sure.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are you my mummy?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lookit this discount Randall Flagg mothersquawker.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: These popup books are amazzzAAACK!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who is driving? Oh my god, statue is driving! How can that be??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mr. Barmageddon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Terrifier did it better.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am as far above monsters as they are above humans!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Station!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What will Goliath say??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow. Scary Movie totally stole this bit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I would do anything for the end of the world, and I won't do that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Zombie’s got a gun. This whole film’s fuckin’ dumb.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Once again, the fate of the world lies in the hands of a 3.5" floppy disc.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Because of COURSE the game is tied at that score.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You know what? Fair. That’s fair. This is the ONE AND ONLY TIME I will accept this outcome.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Better than the Night Train to Mundo Fine, I bet…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>TRAIN POWER!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But when will then be now??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is the nudity really necessary??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Communion shots!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wheeee!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uhh, dude, this isn’t a strip club…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Geeze, at least let her have some pants.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello my baby, hello my honey…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Somewhere along the way, Gretta got a haircut.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We caught us a 50 point Glenn!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello Michael. I’d like to play a game.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let me finish my garbage burner!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He boot to big for his goatdamn feet</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cloverfield, no!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoa what happened to Princess Leia??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All right, cheese. You better tell me everything you know.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m the god of Hellfire!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dance with me, dance with me!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2019/8/13/alien-reign-of-man-2017</loc>
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      <image:caption>This better have a young clone, an alien weapon, a man in an iron mask, and a cyborg that’s secretly evil.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If only we had some vodka…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Beware of Captain XButt!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Little bunny Foofoo, hoppin’ through the forest…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow. An alien world. Such wonder.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In legend and in fact it is known as, Metal Hurlant…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mass Effect: Reign of Man.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Some day, all this will be yours.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I feel like two people standing around gaping at piles of nothing sums this movie up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WHOA! ...Can we see more of THIS movie? It looks way more interesting.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Huh, I guess it IS the source of all life.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Daniel! Dial us home!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All work and no plot make Jason something something</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The good. The bad. And the VERY ugly.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Seek and ye shall find…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)</image:title>
      <image:caption>But what did you expect to happen when you put Mayhem behind the wheel?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I smell toast!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pinhead’s let his nails grow out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Curse 2: The Bite</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This movie sure does love its Pinhead imagery.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tell me where you want it to hurt.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is some nasty stubble.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey Pinhead, water you doing down there?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This isn’t what it looks like! There was a screaming woman and three identical blondes!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Two feds are better than one.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hook, line, and stinker.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where it began, and where it ends…</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2019/7/26/house-of-forbidden-secrets</loc>
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      <image:caption>Mmm, forbidden secrets…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Worst mosh pit ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He cleans up well after summer camp.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now shush, we have to summon Sutekh to deal with our puppet problem.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Next time try Visine!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These ghosts suck at hide and seek.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You know what would have been better than nothing? ANYTHING!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jackson H. Christ…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS! Nice cameo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s…Father’s Day.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have no mouth, and yet I must scream.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…Squawk if I know, dude.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am not leaving here until I find Cassie! She could be anywhere!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oooh, what if they go to a Minus World?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Killer party.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>For goodness snake…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If I’m going down, I’m taking you with me!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Colin Mochrie</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These are not the droids you’re looking for.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Sheriff John Carradine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The film scratches have angered the snakes!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How dare you, a woman, think she can be more than a floating head in the same frame with a man!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Plumber John C. Reilly.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He must have a real drinking problem, the whole glass disappeared!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“WOW that is one heck of a snake!” “Uhh, Ann…”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, there goes the script!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oof, Batman is gonna have to clear that place out now…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hmm, nothing good in the paper today.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am not surprised he went on to become a chef.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Totally not Angela.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well hello there, children!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Extra crispy</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Zack Ward</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Weed goes up in smoke.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am SURE that Angela is here!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gasp. Surprise. It was all a prank.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They’re coming to get you, Barbara…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ll make you sing, ya stoll pigeon, ya dirty rat!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The opposite of a glory hole.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Looks like you’ve got an infestation of murderers nesting in yer rafters…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pain has a face. Allow me to show it to you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jesus…wept…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The (Boarding) House That Dripped Blood</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I remembuh, I remembuh…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Shadow knows!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That took guts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s a living!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Someone needs to put her face on…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So why did you become a landlord…?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Scooby Doo Meets the Giallo Ghost</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HEY DEBBIE WANNA CHECK OUT MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You shout MY HAIR!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Me trying to comprehend this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just floatin’ an egg in the air like it’s normal.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is not how you clean a gun, Carl!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Those ain’t grapes!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the worst fight between Professor X and the Shadow King I have ever seen.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This little piggy went to Trisk…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And presenting your canon fodder for the evening…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Speaking of very on the nose names…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These hands are small I know, but they pack meat, it's all I know.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jack Black has seen better days</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A hand which at this time, has no name…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>See, lawyers DO have a heart!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dave ate too many double bacon cheeseburgers</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>AHHH IT’S A SNAKE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh special effects…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He gave Lizzie Borden forty whacks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No I…don’t wanna fall in love…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Beware the wrath of…THE MULLET.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Only the salt water of the ocean can hide my tears.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In the land of the blind, the one eyed cop is king.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am pretty sure this violates a dozen doctor/patient guidelines.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At least he doesn’t look like a Muppet this time.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Take the grass, Kara! TAKE IT!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m here to check your plumbing!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How do you not notice your HOT TUB IS OCCUPIED??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Someone’s awfully stiff…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, that lawn is gonna be well fertilized this year.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I genuinely want that to be a Coppertone bottle of suntan lotion.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m not even supposed to be here today!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the worst Council of Kangs ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And you were there, and you, and you…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Uninvited (1988)</image:title>
      <image:caption>And it feels so good…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Me trying to take my cats to the vet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Say AAAAHHHH!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Toonces NO! You can’t drive, you’ve had your license taken away!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello people, wanna go check out my grandparents abandoned, burnt down farm in the middle of nowhere and be attacked by demons?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, hi! How ya doin’!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Worst. Hairball. Ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sorry, I have a drinking problem!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of death…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I just dinnae have the power!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let's be honest, this is the most accurate representation of owning a cat in this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Always be sure to properly care for and feed your yacht.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“This is my hole! It was made for me!!”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The seas they started getting rough, the tiny cat was tossed…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Uninvited (1988)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’ve run out of funny captions. I just want as many gifs of this thing as possible.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I can haz cheezburger??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m in ur kitty stealin’ ur lives.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I hope this movie doesn’t suckling too much.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I didn’t know Doctor Giggles made house calls.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Horn dog with a porn dog.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ABORTED MUTANT NINJA FOETUS</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A head which at this time, has no name.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Introducing new platecenta glass windows!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pinkie promise me, bro.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Brahms! No!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mooooom!! I said to knock first!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Axelectrocutional!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sorry, forgot my briefcase…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They grow up so fast these days…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Give me the Infinity Stones!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let’s see how YOU like forced penetration.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Return to sender.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The only actual prom content in this movie. I am not joking</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This…this might just be my new favourite slasher weapon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rah rah Rasputin…killer of prom king and queen</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I kick ass for the lord!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kira Nerys coming on to Dax.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thou shalt not peep.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yep. We have officially reached the ‘walk around and call out names’ portion of our program.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NOT LAURA NOT LAURA</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This prom is on fire!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Looking for a vintage bottle of muuuuurder.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Goodness gracious, great priest on fire!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It must be that time of the month.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m gunna prune them bushes but good!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thrilling drinking action!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A murder weapon with a compass? Well, at least he’ll never get lost!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no! It’s One Boot Willy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And then the Avengers go out for shawarma.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You are one boring motherfucker.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At last, BLOOD has hit the LAKE!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Blood Lake (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I am dyyyying at how long they have to walk and Mike never realises that’s a dead body until he’s on top of it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I mean…I GUESS something is happening in that murk.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Blood Lake (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hey, chill out! I’m just here to fix yer cable!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look at what you did! LOOK AT IT!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Blood Lake (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>So now there’s no blood AND there’s no lake.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2019/4/13/octaman-1971</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Octaman (1971)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Does whatever an Octopus can. Like kill Peter Parker and swap minds with him, taking over his life.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The way his eyes look at you, like it's not a real creature and just a rubber prop...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CUDDLES</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Spanish Alice Cooper!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can we take a moment to appreciate the man in this suit, lugging an already heavy costume through water that is slowly getting wetter and heavier?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pardon me, but do you have time to hear about our lord and saviour, Cthulhu?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sigh. I guess only I can prevent brush fires.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I caught a squid in a burning ring of fire…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude, be careful, that pile of foam will go uuuuuup!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Worst blow up doll ever...but someone is into it, I'm sure.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Octaman (1971)</image:title>
      <image:caption>And that’s when the policeman said, “THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rock climbing…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Octaman (1971)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Screw you guys, I’m goin’ home!”</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2019/4/1/critters-3-1991</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-01</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Crites in the City</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And the Oscar doesn’t go to…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Take this to the Fortress of Solitude, and all your questions will be answered.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww man, Johnny’s Slime Pit must’ve leaked.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No, no down! Down Dino, down!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My kingdom for a copy editor.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bouncing balls of fluff!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s not a knife…THIS is a knife!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It was the 80s, everyone was doing it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is a much better intro than bursting from a hole in the ground.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Avenge…me…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmm, Crite-ka-bobs.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Round One..FIGHT!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys (2004)</image:title>
      <image:caption>And we have a Corey! In a dodgy wig…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>As you wish!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pinhead lost some weight…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I want hugs!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When the boss brings you to a LITERAL DUNGEON, be afraid.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: No. Stop. Stop ripping off better movies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We have the technology…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not an Actual Bear</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Santa Bael</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cuisinart mode ACTIVATE.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2019-03-13</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Cry Evil Sister.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Have you ever played Truth or Dare?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Robert Buckley</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t bogart that heart, Terri!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Roxanne, you don’t have to put on the red light.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is my face trying to believe this story.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My seance with Runnion.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Merrit falls, movie’s over.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Most laid back final act ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There is murder going on here? I am shocked! SHOCKED I say!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Third time’s the harm…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Them Jawas done climbed up in the trees agin’!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Phantasm series can always be counted on for some condiment bukakke.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Oooh I love the red hot nickle ball videos!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am NOT a magic eight ball!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Happy Death Day: The Prequel</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am always wary of fireside chats with Reggie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay okay! That’s enough! My fries are good!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>15 minutes into banging Rocky and Chill, and he gives you this look.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Like something straight out of OMAC…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I said NO HITCHHIKERS!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, you won’t be needing THIS anymore…!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is gonna be the worst ball drop ever…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I need this like I need another hole in the head…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Little. Yellow. Different.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They just want cuddles!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nemeses? Nemesiseesses?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who do you think I am, David Carradine?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Ow ow OW OW HOT HOT hoooottt!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Good news, everyone!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Lorenzo Lamas</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bargain Basement Lori Petty.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Better one? Or better two?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The ludicrously large Swiss cheese bullet hole riddled walls kill me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A triple defenestration!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is glorious, and a still image does not do it justice.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It is SO hard to find good help these days.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Has this become Predator now? Pick your Arnie movie and stick with it!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rock ‘em sock ‘em robots!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look ma, I can fly!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, and hello there baby Jackie Early Haley.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Loved to death.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t mind me, just lurking through the montage…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hi, I’m Necky!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is NOT how you paint a car…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I do not believe for a second that this man is a cop.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I can't decide if this is Discount Jim Belushi or Bargain Steven Segal.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow, I picked the perfect time to watch this, it IS February!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look, I know you're borrowing Joel's house, but you don't have to live like a pig.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, family reunions are gonna be really uncomfortable from here on out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The fact that this works makes that one really shitty chain.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This movie is not lacking in sex scenes, that’s for sure.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Joel, what black fingernails you have…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey don’ get jam on my clean white chairs, that’ll stain!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aaaahahahahaha</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We have a two story Victorian cleared for landing…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damned Coyote…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Truth or dare! Truth or dare!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The crappiest place on Earth.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, maybe we need to take a left at the C…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I AM the ALPHAAAA!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Videodrome!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s so bad.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s Elm Street 2 all over again!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sloth…friend?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Great, now she’s gonna start seeing Cybermen…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No more mister nice guy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gotcher nose!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bring me the head of Freddy Krueger!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I love trash.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The all important seatbelt shot. Safety is very important.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uhh…those aren’t trashcans.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>EDITING!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bringing a sword to a bar fight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Unworthy!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Galactus is coming…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He’s trying to devour her face!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…THE TRASHCANS FINALLY ARRIVE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Take THAT, you stupid lake!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All salute Major Headchez!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No. Help. I am so tied down.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Couldn't...we have...parked just a...little...bit...closer??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Take THAT you lousy cans!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And then a kind soul in a blue truck stopped and picked me up, and I never saw Cathy again, eventually forgetting all about this adventure.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kiss consultants!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I hope it’s orange!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And the next thing I knew, I was in a bad movie…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is unlike any FBI agent’s office I have ever seen.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don’t drink…tea.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Friendzoned again!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nosferatu’s Cherry Crush.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nice to see Vlad’s house is handicapped accessible!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Silly hat!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The only way to get through this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In the majestic opulence of the tarped over basement.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Showing up an hour late to the movie with Starbucks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Run Tony Run!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, that’s right. I survived 2018, you fuckers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He’s alive! ALIIIIVE!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Friday the 13th Part VI - Jason Lives</image:title>
      <image:caption>You only live twice...er, three times? How many are we up to now??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NONE SHALL PASS.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I picked the wrong week to give up drinking.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…You’re kidding me, right?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Drinking is bad for you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, it’s The Walking Dead!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A head which at this time, has no name.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Peeping Jason</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ricky the red nosed deputy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jason brought a knife to a gun fight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FUCK DOORS!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I caught Jason in a burnin’ ring of fire…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Best aquarium addition ever,</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Homecoming queen’s got a sleigh!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Never start your movie with someone yawning.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I thought Santa drove a sleigh?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So romantic, breaking and entering.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You’re from Microsoft, and you say my Windows 7 has a virus?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What does this movie think it is, AvP: Requiem??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Simply having a murderous Christmas time.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do it, spare us the next 20 minutes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just…just please don’t split into two different realities.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When the Butler mansion is in ashes, then you have my permission to die!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2018/12/13/suffer-little-children-1983</loc>
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      <image:caption>Suffer, Little Jason…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is this a children’s home, or just someone’s flat?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bring me a pizza.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Suffer, Little Children (1983)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don't go out in the woods today, or you’re in for a big surprise. If you go out in the woods today, wear blood and guts and eyes... For all the dead that ever there was Will rise up from their graves because Today is the day the walking dead have their piiiicnic.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Poor Man’s Kyle Schmid.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>British Import Caity Lotz</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Happy Hanukkah!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m going to hug you and pet you and name you George.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I! AM! FERNIX!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It took us an hour to get here, but someone just slammed on the gas.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>New from TriskCo! Swiss Army Maurice!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>JESUS RAVES</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Getcher stinkin’ hands off my credits!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m your number one fan, Mister Sheldon!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Have you ever played…doctor?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>To be fair, shooting a makeout session at this angle, in 1970, was probably scandalous.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This looks like a cologne commercial. Homicide…for men.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The true origin of the Joker.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So which one of you would like to be my sugar mommy?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am half expecting this to become a sex scene with the way the movie has gone thus far.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>An early depiction of Thanos with his mistress, Death.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thanks for nothing</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just in case you didn’t get enough boobs earlier.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NOOO, don’t dig up the totem, that’s how you get Winterbeasts!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>YAY a cartoon!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not what I wanna see first thing in the morning.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s not cranberry sauce!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah lets find your giblets.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My dinner with Turkie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dad? Have you lost weight?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Turkey noogie!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime gal!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Turkey, gravy, cranberry stew, transport us to old Xian Wu!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And poor Darren never even got to do the sex.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I… AM… PHOENIX!!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2018/11/13/body-melt-1993</loc>
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    <lastmod>2018-11-13</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Brain Freeze</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nothing good has ever come from green liquid in syringes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Would. You. Like. To. Play. A. Game?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I hate when my spaghetti comes back up on me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is how Mad Max begins.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The kangaroo whisperer</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Death by bunga!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She cleans up real well.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is fine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Once it starts steaming, that’s how you know the baby is done cooking!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I would say it’s going REALLY SQUAWKING POORLY.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You are one ugly motherfucker…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bring me the head of Oscar the Grouch!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I wanna rock and roll all night…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jesus Christ walks into an inn, and hands the innkepper three nails...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bad stuff is going down at the Nickelodeon offices!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We’ll leave a light on for ya…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Meet most of your canon fodder for the movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I question J Dog’s repossession methods.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What is she, a moth??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Me trying to process this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We’ve got a gusher!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>None of us are in this together!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t leave me here in the black void of nothingness!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Horror House on Highway 6 (2014)</image:title>
      <image:caption>There are so many shots of characters just floating in darkness, and I've never felt more at one with a movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am the one to be who is the knocking!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am being a hound dog and Joenick is nothing more.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jesus wept…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You not to be killing of Joenick that so easily!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>An hour into Horror House on Highway 6 and she give you this look.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is it any wonder that my mind's on fire imprisoned by the thought of what to do? And the joke's on you...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Choose Your Own Adventure: The Movie</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lies! LIES! Sir Not Appearing in This Movie! I would have given an entire point more if he did!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Because bad spelling is KEWL.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He’s a little horny.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m meeeelllting.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not even trying for subtlety, eh?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Actually, I think that’s a different movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Speaking of Charlie’s Angels…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did I ever tell you how you got these scars?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hulk no feel so good.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let's get on with the killing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait, I’m putting my face on!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I feel like the Greeks would be very proud of this achievement.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quick, let’s hide over there by the chainsaws!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You light up my life.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The power of carving compels you!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m your boyfriend now, Lynn!!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2018/10/13/space-psychos-</loc>
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    <lastmod>2018-10-13</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Crazy innnnn spaaaaaaace</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But where is the tampered security footage??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is how he comes up with all his movie ideas.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He only has a screener??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THAT IS THE EXACT SAME COUCH FROM ALIEN BEASTS HE STILL HAS IT ASDFGHJKL</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>AND MORE JOE FRANKLIN!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who was he? Why is he dead? WHO KNOWS. We have chicken jokes to tell, people!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay. The nod to Carl’s father is…genuinely sweet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NO COME BACK! STOP THAT ALIEN, HE HAS THE PLOT!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The finest the DOD has to offer.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Space Psychos, the movie that dares puny mortals to comprehend it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All I can picture is something like this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nooo the plot is happening over there!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I feel ya…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If only there was some place we could show an alien invasion from space.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Probably just beamed this movie into the alien brains</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>V for fuck this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OH WHAT EVEN THE SHIT IS THIS.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NO. NO NO NOPE NO NOOOOO NOPE.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2018/10/1/halloween-5-the-revenge-of-michael-meyers-1989</loc>
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      <image:caption>Halloween 5 not just holiday! Halloween 5 is alive!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FISH!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>One to beam up, Mister Scott.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s a Chain Chomp!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Seriously, how do you not see him??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hi, Uncle Mikey!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey gang, I think he might be evil.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There’s only room enough for ONE Mike in this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>White privelege.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stick a fork in ‘im, he’s done!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…Or not.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Loomis pulls guns on more cops than Michael.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heeeere’s Mikey!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t you die on me! Don’t you dare!!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2018/9/26/frogs-1972</loc>
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      <image:caption>The other white meat.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Have some gratuitous beefcake!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Near!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…FAR!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We heard there’s a party??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh my god! That's THE Sam Elliott!! :D</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damned kudzu!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You coulda saved your life by switching to Geico!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>…because NOBODY suspects the butterfly!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The frogs have come to see everyone off, at least.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Only Sam Elliott is strong enough, nay MAN ENOUGH to fight off nature AND WIN.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wheee!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WARNING: Picture may not represent anything that actually happens in the movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bear with me…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BEAR!! …no wait, it’s just a carving.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dillon you son of a bitch!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I ain’t got time to bleed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If it bleeds, we can kill it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is NOT soaking your feet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What the hell are you?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I just want your picanic basket!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BEAR HUG!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You are one furry mother fucker.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Get to the choppah!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahhh ha ha ha ha</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not much use without Satan's fork and Satan's spoon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do the Shadow Shuffle!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damn kids scribbling on the walls</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Meet your canon fodder for the movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Philip Jennings on vacation with his totally American and not at all Russian family.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey pally, if you're here for the fish...no dice!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello my name is Peachfuzz! I might look like I'll eat you up! But I'm as friendly as a rabbit! And I make a very good friend!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There's nothing wrong with kissing married men!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The entire middle third of this movie, summed up in a single image.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don't think she's gonna say anything...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Remember kids, always leave your meat to rest after preparing it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grandma, it's me, Anastasia!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Little bunny Foofoo, hoppin' through the forest...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Poker?  I hardly knew 'im!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stop throwing your trash in my lake!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There is no Escapes for the likes of us.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Escapeception</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is that the lady from Space Mutiny and the weird kazoo playing kid??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Troll bridge</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uggh I just want to be left alone.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, it's Blood Hook all over again!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can't get there from here!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look just tell me how I get out of this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How did they manage to make coffee threatening?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This early Predator design does not look good.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let's build a snowman!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My rubble, my beautiful rubble!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So...he's basically Jesus.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The soulstone of Diablo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When anthologies attack</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Any movie that ends with Vincent Price's signature laugh isn't ALL bad, is it?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The grandest executional of them all!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hurry up, we'll get you out of this flashback!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, it's no skull shirt, but it'll do.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hi, I'm Bob Evil.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grand theft auto</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...He's right behind me, isn't he?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: I am randomly losing my shit at a shoulder holder for a phone handset.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I love you Mister Pipes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chief's head is about to explode.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Are you there God?  It's me, the Executioner...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chekov's katana</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: You would think a guy called the Tattoo Man would have, y'know, MORE THAN ONE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Those poor boxes!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Executioner Part II (1984)</image:title>
      <image:caption>...with a STOCK EXPLOSION.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Burn baby burn.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello old friend.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: On the shitter is the last place I wanna meet Pinhead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What happened to the rest of poor Chatterer??  He's half the Cenobite he used to be!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>For all that buildup, we deserved more.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ugh, bedhead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hell has a great dental plan, I guess.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Joe Bob says, four stars!  Check it out!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>COWBOY CENOBITE, BAHAHAHAHA</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Look, when you get older, sometimes you just can't get out of bed in time...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lousy backstabber</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Pinhead shows up an hour and twenty minutes late to the movie with iced coffee.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dentistry just gets more and more involved.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2018/7/26/deadly-culture-2007</loc>
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      <image:caption>Papyrus font, it's what all the classiest movies are using.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, looks like we're in Pylea...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: This is my brother Agent, and my other brother Agent.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Seriously.  How does a movie made in 2007 look like this??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Time to meet the canon fodder for the movie...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now, don't you go transforming into a hideous death machine, Natasha!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Isn't that the guy from the slow motion videos?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All right, who flushed her face?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Seriously.  2007.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is one very red tie...oh wait.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At least she'll never have trouble opening a bottle.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2018/7/13/the-13th-friday-2017</loc>
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      <image:caption>So...sometime in April?  Late March?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The CGI, it burns, IT BUUURNS.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is this how the humons smile, yes?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Little baby Man-E-Faces.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have such ripoffs to show you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It giveses us the prrrecious!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You're eating maggots, Allison.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is this how you guilt?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Subtle there in the background...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>See, now THAT works.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Passionate disinterest about opening gateways to Hell.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sorry, I had some CGI stuck in my throat.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, can I join you guys?  I'm really hungry...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh yeah, this guy seems reasonable and trustworthy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>YOINK!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let me out!  Let me out of this movie, please!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay fine, you win this round.  That IS rather unsettling.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BIG HUGS TIME!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sleepaway Camp 3: Baba O'Riley.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>GARBAGE DAY!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Drugs're bad, mm'kay?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chekov's Axe.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Honestly?  Same.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow, someone actually hoisted by their petard.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Say what again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lawnmower Man...Woman?  It's hard to be sure, with Angela...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bad coprse!  Stop!  Scaring!  Smithers!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Double Oculus.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Protect and serve, my ass...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Will you be a soul survivor?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Anton, you don't have to put on that red light.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I shall deliver this monologue in the most dramatic lighting possible.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Someone took 'this is my body, eat of it' a bit too literally.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Herbert West on a budget.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, she's a T-800!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Doctor Marbuse prepared this for you..."</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's Baby Guts-A-Lot, new from LupesCo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OH hi, Mister Castle, so nice to see you agaaaAAACK!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Hi Kim!  Hope you don't mind if I just...HANG around!  Nyeeeheehee!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Confidence is completely letting go of your victim and being sure she won't run off.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: I'm going to end all my conversations from now on by laughing maniacally and falling out of frame.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well that sure takes guts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ATTACK BRAIN!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Carl punch this, Carl punch that, sigh fine yawn.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey Kim!  Heads up!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoa, someone get this girl some Visine.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2018-06-13</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Teddy Ruxpin, nooooo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: I will not shove bullies into pits in the woods.  I will not shove bullies into pits in the woods.  I will not...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thunder buddies forever!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fleagle!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Every bear you take, he'll be watching you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Beagle!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can lead a cow to the Pit, but you can't make him trip.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: I got rid of a bully, AND a sweet new bike!  SCORE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Drooper and Snork!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is my design.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NO DINO DOWN DINO DOWN!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Over hill and highway the banana buggies go, come along to bring you the banana splits show</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Noooo, my moment of poetic justiiiiccce!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I dare you to watch this movie</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Truth or Dare?: A Critical Madness (1986)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I'm laughing, but this face is precisely the one I would make under the circumstances.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aaand that's the end of the movie, goodnight folks!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is not the kind of screwing I was expecting.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>An appropriate number.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Truth or Dare?: A Critical Madness (1986)</image:title>
      <image:caption>YOU stabbed ME?  But I came here to stab you!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The look on my face while watching this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Truth or Dare?: A Critical Madness (1986)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BONUS HEAD EXPLOSION!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why the long face?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Truth or Dare?: A Critical Madness (1986)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I'm gonna make this pencil disappear...TA DAH, IT'S GONE</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh yeah, great piece of cover there, Angel.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww yeah, gimme that good stuff.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This reboot of DC's Psycho Pirate is terrible.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>GARBAGE DAY!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...I got nothin' folks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heeeeeere's MIKEY!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The original title for Highlander.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's a kind of magic.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A head which at this time, has no name...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Domestic squabbles, the real horror.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If it came down to just us two, would you take my head?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HAGRID!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The sensation you are feeling is the quickening!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hung Juru</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who wants to live forever?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Little pig, little pig, let me in!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Father! Forgive me , I am a worm...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's better to burn out, than fade away...</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2018/5/13/the-manipulator-1971</loc>
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      <image:caption>I am The Manipulator, and I bring to you my songs...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are they going for an Orson Welles look, or is it just me?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Down in front!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here comes the plane!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look, I'm not gonna make fun of this.  I did theatre.  I did the same thing more than once.  Gotta practice!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: There you are in the corner, there you are in the spot light...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Freedom, horrible horrible freedom!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aaaand now we're in a meat locker.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have a nose for mysteries!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: I don't think this is faked, because it takes a LOT of hits, and looks way more real and solid than candy glass.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>To sleep, perchance to dream...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kiss of death.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Electric boogaloo</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>God bless America</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don't think that dress is in the faculty dress code...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'll have two scoops of OH MY GOD WHY.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper, and Snork!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hellooooooo, nurse!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>*sobs*</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And it's a long hard drive straight into Andrew's pancreas!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Ring, 2002.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Coral!  It's a Walker!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmm, fried bacon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Hey, don't shoot the only guy to appear in all three movies so far, as three different people.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1989)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Woman in a prom dress, with a flamethrower she made herself?  Marry me?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait...did they just steal Christine??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We all go a little mad sometimes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Take what's in the box!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My Dinner with Boris.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE FIRST DOOR.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Discount Rambo</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The safecracker that goes PING!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE THIRD DOOR.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Wait, in the original Latin, Jehovah is spelled with an I!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE SIXTH...floor?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is REALLY not the time, Boris...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE SIXTH DOOR.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE SEVENTH DOOR.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Last Clear Chance</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now to get a restful night's sleep after exploding my boyfriend</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All we are is demons in the wind.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grandad's farm.  I can't believe I'm back on the old farm.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The poor man's Reb Brown.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is one giant meaty square of a head.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...I got nothin'.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And hello bargain basement Kevin Bacon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh fuck me.  He knows Kung Fu.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh look, he CAN sit in a car like a normal human being.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well if THAT isn't a sign to get out...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Getting any info off this skull is a real Longshot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's EXISTIER on the inside.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When even the magician doesn't believe this shit, you know it's time to book it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait!  Take me with you!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oooh, the new Bleeding Bonnie doll.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come and give grams a big hug!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Daddy, tell us a stoooory.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let's show these demons our bullet catch trick.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lady, you got real ugly, real fast.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ABRACA-HAIKEEBA</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And hello off brand Zooey Deschanel.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These demons really need to get their carboureator checked out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: If she's looking for his brain, she ain't gonna find much...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The original Funko Pop.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello random new people!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...Goodbye random new people!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Actual electric boogaloo.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This movie is for the birds.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh for fuck's sake...JUST USE THE DOOR!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The demons are filled with Tang!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I dunno, mate, she might be okay.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Abashed the devil stood, and showed how awful Demon Wind is.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cory Exeter.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Octorocks!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You won't believe a man can fly.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WHEEEEEE! ᐛ  ᐛ</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: BOOKS!  The greatest weapons in the universe!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This movie hits you in the head like a spin kicked beer can.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Another bite</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: When you just got out of the shower and the videophone rings.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, we've got a Deezen infestation.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmmm, fried eggs.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I didn't know chairs could bleed...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Happy Easter, everyone! =D</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: I ain't running away boy, I'm DRIVING away.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'll let ya have a chunk of my face real cheap kid.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The return of FUCK DOORS: Critters Edition</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is a definite downgrade.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A rousing game of critter cricket.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We've got McDonald's at home!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Crites go boom.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This planet ain't big enough for two Charlies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm not a MAD scientist, I'm just *disappointed*.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I wear my sunglasses at night.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He doesn't have toes?  Is that better or worse than webbed?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, we have I'd Like to Report a Murder in stock.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is seriously 67% of the movie right here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...DULL SURPRISE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are you my mummy?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He only wanted hugs!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There I am in the corner.  There I am in the spotlight, losing my religion.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can...I come out to play?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do the Fiend!  The latest dance craze sweeping through the halls!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stop, stop!!  Stop listing off every single country!  For the love of Thanos, stop!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why the long face?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Get this fly away from me!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ha ha hahaha HA ha, that's not happening.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Presented for your approval...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My name is Jason grey and welcome to Jackass...Flats.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Awww rats.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You eat my brains, I eat yours!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>People experiencing Shadowzone in the first three rows may experience splashing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I left my heart at Project Shadowzone</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Arsenio Hall!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is this really necessary for the experiment?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is absolutely mind blowing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, looks like you've got R.O.U.S.es.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BAD MONKEY.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There's more to this script, right?  No??  Okay...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Watch out for Evil Otto!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quit throwing your garbage into your universe.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>:D</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Phantasmier.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm a lumberjack and you're not okay.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He really wanted to know who is buried in Grant's tomb.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: I guess it's a good thing Mike studied metal shop at the institution...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NOT LIZ NOT AT ALL VERY MUCH NOT LIZ</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Supernatural: Season 26</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Home Alone 7: Kevin isn't messing around.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do not bring your goodness here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh balls.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I guess you could say they have...alchemy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is a very fiery movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Drag me to hell.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's not a chainsaw.  THIS is a chainsaw.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do I have something stuck in my teeth?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mars.  I can't believe I'm back on Mars.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: I'm melting, meeeelting, what a world...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Best copyright warning ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Maw!  We got some credits growin' up in them weeds again!  </image:caption>
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      <image:caption>UFO - Unidentified Fleshy Object</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jack Palance was BORN to play a gas station Harbinger.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tasty tasty scoutmaster.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I guess you could say he...fell for the girl.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They're coming to get you, Sandy...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Them's some good pickles.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Perhaps humans are the real aliens all along.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You are one goofy motherfucker.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Hey, you guys wanna come over for tea?  I just put the pot on.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He's filled with orange juice!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kelpian Fried Alien</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hi!  I'll be starring in your nightmares tonight, kids!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He's a Dreams Talker?  What's so bad about interpreting...OOOHH.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Drag me to Hell.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are you fucking kidding me?  I think this movie deliberately doesn't WANT me to hear it's dialogue.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoa if a music box starts doing that, you should ask about a recall.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm your boyfriend now, Brittney!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is this what they mean by 'wipe the floor with you'?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She looks absolutely thrilled by all this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not content with just making the movie impossible to hear, Dream Stalker decides it is time to make the movie impossible to SEE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is the movie over yet, Papa Smurf?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Awwwwkward.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look ma, I can fly!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Day for pink.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's so rare when the bad guy is the one who trips and falls.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This skin care treatment works wonders!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Say hello to Cobweb when you see him!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You scratch my credits, I'll scratch yours.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Robert Englund cameo without makeup!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Freddy, create thyself.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's only a model...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They grow up so fast.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Freddy is my co-pilot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And now I shall regale you with the legend of Sir Frank and his encounter with the dreaded Milkcheese...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heading down the Dreamgina.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Got any fuckin' cheese spread??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What is this, the Winchester Mansion?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Taaaaaake onnnnn meeeeeee...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: First comes hate, then comes disparage, then comes Freddy with a baby carriage.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Start the reactor...free Mars!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm your baby now, Alice!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2018/1/26/astro-zombies-1968</loc>
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      <image:caption>I am really not sure about this redesign of Brainiac 5.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rut roh. Rorge.  Rombies!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh hey, it's Critter from Girl in Gold Boots!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Astro-Zombies (1968)</image:title>
      <image:caption>"Are you buying a word of this?"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: We've replaced Tony's blood with new Folger's crystals...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Astro-Zombies (1968)</image:title>
      <image:caption>And THAT'S for making me drag out this movie!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Happy birthday!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Don't show a clock if you don't want the audience to get impatient.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Flashlight!  Apply directly to the forehead!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The ol' razzle dazzle!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Huh.  We...we uh...didn't even really do anything in this movie, did we?</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2018/1/13/beyond-re-animator-2003</loc>
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      <image:caption>Dead, Death, and Beyond</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Poor guy just wanted some milk...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, weren't you in Malcolm in the Middle??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There's bound to be some decarbonation...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: The lengths some people go to so they can brew the perfect cup of coffee.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mister Jingles!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: That much Mountain Dew injected straight into your skull will definitely wake the dead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>McDonald's!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SCIENCE!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Witness me!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww, rats.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oooh, weiners!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm your warden now, Howard!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Better head than dead.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2018/1/1/friday-the-13th-part-v-a-new-beginning-1985</loc>
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      <image:caption>A new logo, if you're gonna keep blowing them up like this!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If a Jason is asleep, LET HIM BE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww, Tommy kept a movie still of his family.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NOW KISS.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How could you do that to Joey?  He was completely 'armless.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HIKEEBA!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If having sex offends thee, pluck her eyes out?  Is that how it goes?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dana Carvey, no!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just five more minutes, mom...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FUCK DOORS: A NEW BEGINNING</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>REFENESTRATION!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)</image:title>
      <image:caption>"...Huh.  Someone already fucked this door for me.  Damn."</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And it's...that guy!  ...Who?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Yes Homer, I WILL check out your new hockey mask...</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/12/26/silent-night-bloody-night-1974</loc>
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      <image:caption>A bloody good time.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now THAT is how you start a Christmas movie!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Their last known photograph.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A blood night indeed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don't be naughty.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Silent Night Bloody Night (1974)</image:title>
      <image:caption>You're lucky you caught me, I was just about to catch the night train to Mundo Fine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gotta hand it to Marianne...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Silent Night Bloody Night (1974)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh hey, it's the script.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Silent Night Bloody Night (1974)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So it was Jeffrey, in the hallway, with the revolver.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/12/13/shock-em-dead-1991</loc>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Shock 'Em Dead (1991)</image:title>
      <image:caption>That neon is plenty shocking.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Peeperoni.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sweet!  People are filled with Mountain Dew!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is this a step up from porn, or more of a lateral move?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I see Angel has embraced the spoiled rocker lifestyle.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's my secret, Johnny.  I'm always hungry.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: He'll never know who Johnny is, because he's dead!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That...does not look like business?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Turn on your heart light, let it shine wherever you go...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Extra crispy Michelle</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: I always wondered why they say not to swallow toothpaste!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Axe versus axe!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/12/1/slithis-1978</loc>
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      <image:caption>Merry Slithmas!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kevin Murphy, is that you?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, no wonder the monster trashed the place.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thanks, Professor Exposition!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And introducing Sir Not Appearing in This Movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who the hell is Bunky?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude, see a dermatologist.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Th-th-th-that's not all folks!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Speaking of slow...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Slithis (1978)</image:title>
      <image:caption>T-Bird zigged when he should've zagged.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: It's time for raspberries!  PBBBTBTBBTBTBBBT</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Revenge of the Slith!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/11/26/the-truth-about-demons-2000</loc>
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      <image:caption>You can't handle the truth!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here in New Zealand, we haven't made the transition to DVD yet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the last time I go out partying with Jim...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can you put me up for the night?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Got a light?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Or a misshapen squash, I guess.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just paint your face in shadow's smile.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Alan Moore, is that you??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, that's just heartless...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now THIS is a knoife!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fine.  I'll do it myself.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just down the street from Mel's!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damnit, Uncle Anwar, the key is under the mat!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who watches the watchman?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Republican health care plan.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Torgo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>For my next trick...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grr.  Argh.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The quickest way to a woman's stomach...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wanna fuck??</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/11/1/horror-house-on-highway-5</loc>
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      <image:caption>We'll leave the light on for ya.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am not a corpse!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don't know what's more of a stretch, that plot or him going for the map.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Her name's Abby Normal!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: I am not being suspicious at all, have a drink!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Nothing here makes sense, and looks like kids playing in the clubhouse.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: He still hasn't cleaned his forehead since Ash Wednesday.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: I am high on Peyote, I scored from La Mancha, that's the name of my dealer you know...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This script makes no sense!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: He needed this like he needs another hole in the head.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Driller Killer Part 2</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: This is one time I would've allowed an 'it was all a dream!' ending.  This movie was bug nutty.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: We...we could just stop the van?  Go get her?  No?  Gonna keep driving?  Uh, okay then...</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/10/25/invisible-the-chronicles-of-benjamin-knight-1993</loc>
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      <image:caption>Hey guys, miss me??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did not see that coming...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's a good thing the gauge is on Radiation.  If it hits Level we're toast.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did I accidentally put on Killjoy 3?  ...Could I watch that instead?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How many fingers am I holding up?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The first Google Glasshole.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Showing up 35 minutes late to his movie with Starbucks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What do they call you...Wheels?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Good cop, Bot cop.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Our heroes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At least put some railings up!  Or a sign!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>W ho's driving?  Oh my god, Mandroid is driving!  But how can that be??</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/10/13/the-pit-and-the-pendulum-1991</loc>
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      <image:caption>I sense you wish to continue your search for young Skywalker.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is not how you should be putting a bun in the oven.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hmm, seems like a witch to me!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>*squeaksqueaksqueak*</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You say torture, I say college.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yay, the pendulum is finally h....oh wait, no.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FART!  FART!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Inna gadda davida, baby!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>For the love of God, Stuart Gordon!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Maria, Mary, close enough.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is how you deal with a problem like Maria.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmm, spicy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She may not be a witch, but she did happen to learn the one-inch punch!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>20 minutes left in the movie, and the star finally shows up!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now let's see you try that...ON FIRE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pull my finger.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>MENDOZAAAAAAA!!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The credits are up early tonight, ma...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My mind to your mind, my thumb to your thoughts...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And Sir Not Appearing in This Movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I shot him four times, FOUR MORE TIMES!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He's right beh...oh wait, just a mask.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: ...I hope Michael Meyers finds you all and kills you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All I want is some candy...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who the hell is Bucky?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mind if I just hang out for a bit?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Meyers (1988)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Seriously, how do you set this up so perfectly and not do it?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quickly, we must stop the Pumaman!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey guys, thanks for the ride!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Meyers (1988)</image:title>
      <image:caption>We shot him 126 times!  126 TIMES!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Meyers (1988)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Evil never dies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmm, crepes...wait.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You kids will never get me Lucky Charms!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gasp!  It's a can of Lucky Charms!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Night of the Creeps (1986)</image:title>
      <image:caption>GET ME FIVE TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDE...AND SOME PANTS.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: You will never see such a concentrated image of coolness in your life ever again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh hey, she must be Star-Lord's mom.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...this one's a legit scare, AAAAHHHHH</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I musta taken a wrong turn at Albequerque...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bad puppy!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In the land of the beatnik, the half-brained sculptor is a cop.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ZOMBIE SLUG PEZ DISPENSER</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well there's yer problem.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NOT TODAY SATAN.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...at the Movies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey man, need a tissue?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, the 80s...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mother, no!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A group of old white men deciding the fate of a town?  That never ends well.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oi, this ain't no TARDIS...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Panic of the Opera is here...inside your screen...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Here's...he...here's Jo...hold on a sec, I almost got this...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Telegram!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's like fighting the Gorn all over again!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kirk.  Captain Kirk.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Still better lit than AVPR...barely.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You are one ugly motherfucker...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>AND KEEP WATCHING THE SEWERS.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Coming this Christmas: Maniac Cop vs. Kindergarten Cop</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you got any cheese spread??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No boom today.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Got something in your throat?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you need pesky police removed from your driveway?  Then call Cordell Towing today!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lousy New Yawk drivers!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bruce would be proud.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: After this, maybe I'll head up to Boston and meet those Boondock Saints fellas.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww, they made friends.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's not a knife.  THIS is a knife.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey!  Hey Danny, wake up!  Your career is starting!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fuck doors, Glasshole Edition.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My power is beyond your understanding!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am fire and life incarcerated!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>C'mere!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Carrie White burns in hell.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Colouring inside the bloodlines.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's nice to see that the MARK 13 robot got some more work!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I shall name it the Clickybox.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: It's important to let your human skins dry and cure completely before filling them with demons.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: I always suspected Adam Scott's career had to do with a deal with Hell.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Adam Scott IS Brad Pitt AS Louis de Pointe du Lac IN Interview with the Vampire!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Want to play with my box?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I want this screensaver.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Together forever and never apart...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Are your children little hellraisers?  Then let the Cenobite Daycare Centre help to teach them the ways of discipline, pain, and pleasure.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don't lose your head.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I see Angelique has caught up with all the latest fashions in Hell while she was away.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And thus was created the Necronomicon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There can be only one!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This guy just screams 'future cult leader' to me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Honey, can you scratch my back?  Something's got me right in the middle...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What?  This guy is a pervy peeping tom?  Him??  I never woulda guessed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But...I've already made my requisite Highlander joke.  I don't know what to do now...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I told you kids I don't wanna be set on fire no more!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Making cardboard boxes safe for everyone.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Maybe he just wants to show his boss his vintage luggage.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FINALLY someone attacked an immortal when they were distracted during their own flashback!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Get ready for some constructive Crittercism.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, they'll never need a flashlight...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Time to put my face on!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>After I graduate high school, I plan to travel and learn to punch evil.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Interstellar speed bump!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Angry tribble!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm just gonna lie down for awhile...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello...  Hello...  Hello...  HELLO!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Alas poor Bob...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My takeaway here is Crites are pretty much angry, bitey cats?  So......they're cats.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quite possibly the biggest FUCK DOORS ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fuck Doors?  FUCK ALL THE DOORS.  Fuck the whole entire house.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Can you believe this dickweasel parked on the wrong side of the pumps?  I kinda want him to die now just for that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: So let me tell you about my Jon Snow/Daenerys Targaryen biker gang AU fic...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And it was at this moment that the movie went off the rails for me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Swanson Sized for your convenience.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FUCK DOORS AND FUCK THE WALL TOO</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>PUPPY!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is this why Predators need infrared?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, you horny devil...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Someday, all this will be yours...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Instead of sacrificing his marriage, Spider-Man taught the devil this trick to save Aunt May.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where we're going, we don't need roads.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah Grant, we have a huge opening title pile up running down Fifth Avenue!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Contamination (1980)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Here we come, walking down the street, everybody runs from us, because we're looking for dangerous biological weapons...Hey Hey we're the Bunnies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Very much not coffee.  But I am willing to grind them up and brew them anyways.  For science.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We are the knights who say ni!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A look behind the scenes at how Folger's Crystals are created.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There was a firefight!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Get your plot to Mars!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The mold knows, Jack.  The mold knows...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Hey, there's some people being chased by cannibals..."  "Leave them alone, that's a different movie!"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This shit's something.  It makes Cambodia look like Kansas.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Feed me, Hamilton!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ewwww, runny eggs.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And keep watching the skies!!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/7/1/sleepaway-camp-ii-unhappy-campers</loc>
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      <image:caption>In the forest, the quiet forest, Angela kills tonight...oh sleepaway sleepaway sleepaway...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Condiment bomb!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Twins?  But they don't look anything alike!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We hit a gusher!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm your boyfriend now, Angela!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Freddy vs. Jason: The Early Years</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Leechor, evil master of power suction!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You won't be singing to anyone now!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This party is totally dead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There can be only one!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey John, could you hand me the ph...oh, oops.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/6/26/killjoy-3-2010</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-06-26</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Malkovich??  Malkovich!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: COMBINED PIC, A whole jolly club with jolly clown nicknames.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, that was short!  Oh wait, just the opening credits...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This movie was so much better with Karen Gillan...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I want a good dirty fight!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I thought Freakshow was the mime?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eyes in the dark, one mime circles...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: So many professors are just teaching their classes via telepresence these days...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am both frightened and aroused.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And now I give you the dance of the seven sequels.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Erica, you just got served!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Does this taste funny to you?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There can be only one!  *sQUEAk*</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Books!  The best weapons in the world!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I wish Lucas would stop messing about with the original trilogy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sounds of laughter and joy, they burn, they buuuurn!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She seems to be suffering from Full pneuMoonia</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/6/13/ape-1976</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-06-13</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Oh god, monkey!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You sunk your battleship!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Who likes belly rubs?  Do you like belly rubs?  Yes you do!  Yes you dooo!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bad monkey!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Could we at LEAST tuck in the mask on the walking carpet??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not today, Satan!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I was going to say it's a wonder the suit never caught fire during this...BUT IT DID!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - A*P*E (1976)</image:title>
      <image:caption>HE IS SO HAPPY.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Run!  Run from the telephone poles!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - A*P*E (1976)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Kids, did I ever tell you the story of how I met your mother?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm going to hug her, and love her, and name her George.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I know you're in there, Batman!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Buzz off!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - A*P*E (1976)</image:title>
      <image:caption>That's it, cinema is over.  No more movies need to be made.  This right here is the single greatest moment in filmmaking history.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>On my way to steal your girl.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh OH no, don't...don't hide her th...okay then...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uugh, Korean food does not agree with me</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Taaaake meeeee ooooon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Then I saw his face, now I'm a believer.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now that she's been tagged, Helena can be safely released back into the wild...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you were doubting this was a Scanners movie up to this point...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Scankata!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mooooom you're not watching!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hugh Laurie, nooo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Every can relax, Gambit has arrived!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SCANKOUR!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FINISH HIM</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She sure stepped right out of a comic, huh?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Scanlines</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nobody tells me what to do!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Qu'est-ce que c'est</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chekov's Power Drill</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Buffalo art won't you come out tonight?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You have angered the lepus gods!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh man, these panes of glass are all loose, I should tighten them up and OH NO I SLIPPED!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jesus Christ walks down an alley and hands Reno three nails and says...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait wait, can you move it a little more to the right?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is that really an appropriate final text card for the movie?  "The city of hope...you don't get drilled in the face!"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is neither a microwave, nor a massacre!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How does THAT microwave, come in THAT box?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's not how a seafood roll works.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Man, "The Wolverine" is a lot worse than I remember...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>S'alright?  S'alright.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yay, accidental cannibalism!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nobody tell him...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WOW she does NOT look like she wants to be there, not one bit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eat it!  Eat it 'til you choke!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Aww yeah, it's been too long since we had a good moneyshot of condiment bukakke.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He just doesn't like finger food.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OPTIC BLAST!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Goodbye plot!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How do you do, fellow kids?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is why we don't invite Jean Grey to dances anymore.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I really hope Darien asks me to prom soon.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>And she immediately teases with what could have been one of the greatest kills of all time.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Waiter, there is a FUCKING HEAD IN MY SOUP.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>We haven't been washed in years!  Help us!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>And after school, Susie Q and I will be holding our weekly meeting for 1950s schoolgirl ghosts...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Crunchy on the outside, gooey on the inside!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>We're gonna do this the scanner way. I'm gonna suck your brain dry! Everything you are is gonna become me.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Losing the prom queen title election sense...tingling!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Would a Brisco County Jr. reference be too obscure here?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Look out!  The prom queen's been shot with a gun!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jupiter thunderbolt attack!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>CAP:  I am chiffon made flesh.  I am satin gloves and tiaras incarnate.  I am the Dark Promdate.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Twas Billy that killed the beast...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Visine worked a little too well.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/4/26/the-jitters-1989</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-04-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Jitters (1989)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sorry, I've just had so much c...co...coffee..AHH</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Dork Knight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You do not deserve to wear that shirt.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Beware the wrath of Frankula!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This movie is like watching AvP: Requiem all over again.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Jitters (1989)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Look, you don't necessarily have to understand their traditions, but at least try and respect them.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Always look both ways before hopping across the street.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Michael Bolton, the early years.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The winner takes his enemy's head...and with it, their power.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Show me the girl!"  "I AM!  Someone turn on the lights..."</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jiangshi wobble but they don't fall down!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/4/13/blood-hook-1986</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-04-13</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Hook, line, and stinker.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I must return to my people in Atlantis!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Roly poly fish heads!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If that fish starts singing, I am outta here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And always twirling!  Twirling towards freedom!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Idiot control now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, I don't know, that might be too small and need to be thrown back!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, keep your bodies fresh with mothballs!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I think he's trying to compensate for something.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is this how you're supposed to get a girlfriend?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ears to you!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gotta get another order for that Lecter feller...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, if you don't have enough room in the fridge, the cold waters of a nearby lake can be used to keep meat fresh!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmmm, a nice big cup o' joe!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are you sober enough to row yourself home, sir?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In your eyes...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Blood Hook (1986)</image:title>
      <image:caption>THE POWER OF PETER CETERA COMPELS YOU!!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/4/1/mutilations-1986</loc>
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      <image:caption>Clearly the name of a fun, family friendly movie!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You say students, I say canon fodder.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Remember kids, mark your office door with comic sans, for that ultra professional look.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmmm, spare ribs for dinner.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, did I somehow start watching Girl in Gold Boots again?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Special guest star, Harlan Ellison</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Mutilations (1986)</image:title>
      <image:caption>"I believe he has finally found peace for himself."  With that face?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Goo-gene</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She'll be fine!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Mutilations (1986)</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is what I live for in bad movies.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Mutilations (1986)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Did I blast six zaps, or only five?  Do you feel lucky, glorbzats?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Excuse me, this is a non-smoking farm.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Death by those frisbee things?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jean Grey at the tanning salon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>C'mon, help me Rhonda!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, that is not very safe at ALL!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Put 'er there!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nope, my bad, more aerobics.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: There's only enough room in this movie for ONE creepy suspect, pal!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Killer...OUT!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WARNING: Contents of can are under pressure!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Brad just blew his mind.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do we get overtime for all these pickups?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Body by RAKE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Casually running a dude over, just another Tuesday for Jimmy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Listen to me now and answer me later!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bad guy won, and there's no more movie left!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Me, I blame society.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How do you do, fellow kids?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Next time people complain that women in comics can't make those butt and boob poses, I will show them this and prove them wrong!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bil gets a little head.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Body by Escher.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, do not poke the corpses.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>One of us, one of us!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go say hey to Michael Meyers, and then see if I can get a job as a lifeguard.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, he's awfully small.  Should we throw him back?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: It's my good friend Mrs. McGreg!  With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: HEY has anyone seen my spleen?  I think I left it in Susan!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/3/1/phantasm-1979</loc>
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      <image:caption>Phantastic</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nothing like a little death in the cemetery.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Death Wheelers, the early years.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Careful, the last guy I saw eating panties on this site, choked to death on them.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heinz!  It's automatic!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chopped off body parts become strange creatures?  Oh no, it's Colony of the Dark all over again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Utinni, sucker!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They see me rollin', they hatin'...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I just need a ride down the street, thanks for stopping.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You rang?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In the white room, with black barrels, at the mortuary...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BOOtinni!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hmm, life with the Simpsons.  What choice do I have?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The classiest Fuck Doors ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So let me tell you the story about how I died...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I never liked funhouse mirrors.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Phobe the Phobic Phobes.  Phobe.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I know if there is beer on the sun.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dapp's local movie theat...um, space precinct.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>A motorcycle helmet.  And sunglasses.  To protect himself from the rigors of space.  BUT NO SPACE SUIT, only a tank top.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello there, Canadian mulleted Weird Al.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Taking the new space boyfriend home to meet mother.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>It will either alert him to come help, or unlock his spaceship doors.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>What the hell are you?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I have nothing witty to say.  Just...just look at this.  Look at it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dude, time to get your liver checked.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Not surprisingly, on the hilt is engraved "Bad Ass Mother Fucker"</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>"Dapp, I am your father."  "Noooo, I'll never join you, you hoser!"</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wheeeeeee!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I am not an animal!  I am a Phobe!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hi, I'm Bob Evil.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My pancreas!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I am so outta here.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/2/13/the-baby-1974</loc>
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      <image:caption>The Baby...apparently turned off the lights.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chloe Moretz is a time traveler!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Become an adult, but never grow up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uhhh, this just got awkward.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, Hit Girl's got the sick stick out again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He is so upset everyone blew the candles out for him.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, just wait 'til she breaks out her butterfly knife...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Woof.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Germaine's gotta gun...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Baby (1974)</image:title>
      <image:caption>............Yay?</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/2/1/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-4-the-dream-master-1988</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-02-01</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Freddy is the master of his domain.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What cracker bullshit is thiiiiiissss...??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ooohhh the scandal!  She's wearing PLAID.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Freddy go tired of trying to remember his combination.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The original Freddy vs. Jason</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gotcher spleen.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Better bed than dead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm your RN now, Kristen!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just when you thought it was safe to go back to sleep...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NO Freddy, you put the glasses on AFTER you make the bad puns!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She really got into her work.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>S'allright?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ohmigod, I cannot believe what Dan said about you!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A Metamorphosis on Kafka Street.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)</image:title>
      <image:caption>There's a hole in my heart and it can only be filled by you...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Open wide!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2017/1/26/the-galaxy-invader-1985</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-01-27</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>It would be a hoot if this had Pod people footage in the credits.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tinkerbell is my co-pilot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I just want to wash my spacesuit...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did you think I was joking?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Galaxy Invader (1985)</image:title>
      <image:caption>We don't like yer kind around here, what with yer book learnin' and knowin' about round things and stuff!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I miss the fart caaaaar...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>JJ isn't dead??  That is DYNO-MITE!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Galaxy Invader (1985)</image:title>
      <image:caption>It is like three straight minutes of wandering through this dark soup.  I watched it so you don't have to.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Galaxy Invader (1985)</image:title>
      <image:caption>No.  Oh no.  I am mildly inconvenienced by ropes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Great.  Rednecks with space guns.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Woob-woob-woob-woob!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Please Mister Custer, you gotta let him go!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WHOA lady, I was just looking for my keys, chill!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Galaxy Invader (1985)</image:title>
      <image:caption>It's gotta be beer o'clock somewhere!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Galaxy Invader (1985)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Smell my fist!  Rubbing your belly!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Galaxy Invader (1985)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Look ma, I can fly!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Bride of Re-Animator (1989)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Here comes the bride...after she's died...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Bride of Re-Animator (1989)</image:title>
      <image:caption>No!  Bad zombie!  Play dead!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Bride of Re-Animator (1989)</image:title>
      <image:caption>If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He.  He would want to steal the body parts.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Bride of Re-Animator (1989)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Well, there's yer problem, you've got Combs Gnomes!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Bride of Re-Animator (1989)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pretty much the only thing this creature can do is poke its own eye out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I AM THE NIGHT!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Hill is alive.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Introducing the new Erection set, from Tyco!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well if it isn't my old friend, Mister McGreg!  With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gimmie your paaaaAAAAHHHH!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I've heard of tugging on HEARTstrings before...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That escalated quickly...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The original Corpse Bride.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Last Christmas, I gave you my heart...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Bride of Re-Animator (1989)</image:title>
      <image:caption>So yeah...that happened...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Bride of Re-Animator (1989)</image:title>
      <image:caption>'Til death did she fall apart.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is the explosion necessary?  No.  Do I care?  No!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We're gonna need a bigger bag.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jason really hates these child proof tops.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Unlike her son...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello, McFly!  Hellooo!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh she is not getting her deposit back for that raft.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Always hang your corpses up to dry after a heavy rain.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: "Whoa, Jason's actually a hot girl??  I did not see that coming!"</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)</image:title>
      <image:caption>If you love something, set it free.  If it comes back to you, it's yours.  If it doesn't, well she probably couldn't fly.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who's the dead fuck now?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rew you, Raggy.  I'm roin' rome!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: So he hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Welcoming back to Fuck Doors is our returning champion, Jason Voorhees!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heeeeeere's Jason!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Seriously, this is like, the third or fourth defenestration of the movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sloth love Chunk!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You'll put yer eye out kid!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And to me, a bad movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That poor mannequin!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>EVERYONE is on the naughty list this year.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did you leave my cookies out?  I can't find them in the living room.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She's got quite the pair of cans.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: He sees you when you're drinking, he knows if you've had sex...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There goes your red herring.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Axe.  Cop.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: He sees you when you're sneaking, he knows when you're up late.  He knows if you've been bad or good, so don't wander the halls at 2am!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The shower head seems to be clogged...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stabby Claus</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look at what Santa got you for Christmas!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Santa Claus, you have failed this holiday!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hellfont.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Have any of you guys seen my partner?  Big guy, Mountie outfit, has a wolfdog?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There's your Christmas content!  Nyoooom.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How the world looks to Scott Summers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Seriously.  The lack of subtlety is actually rather amazing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why is there a watermelon there?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At least they were courteous enough to have that mess to go into the pool.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I ain't Lemmy!  That's Lemmy over there!  Lemmy's dead!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Say WHAT one more time!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoa, Black Betty...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you really want to catch your breath under the number 13?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Every year, the Lemmings travel for miles to jump out of windows to their demise.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's kinda sad the devil is killed by a common bullet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Flames keep away the fearsome sight of the Winterbeast</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am barely over a minute A MINUTE into this movie, and already have to deal with this Snake Mountain escapee bullshit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello my honey!  Hello my baby!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look, I don't judge.  Before Groot made it big, he had to take his share of crap jobs just so he could keep paying the bills.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, lookit this!  You got termites!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He couldn't be more evil if his name was Dave McEvil and he owned the Evil Goose Lodge on Evil Mountain.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>¯\_(ツ)_/¯</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And not a single person comments on the dildo in the box.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Great, here comes Gloop and Gleep from the Herculoids.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Every move has a special meaning.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Humanity, now with easy to remove tops!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Papa Smurf noooo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just paint your face, the shaodws smile...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>52 minutes into Winterbeast and Chill, and he gives you this look.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Slash has really let himself go.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you can't handle me at my Ghost Rider, you don't deserve me at my Dan Ketch.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The only rational response to hearing the plot of this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh dear, what can the matter be?  My skull burst into flames and that was the end of me...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You got me a new house??  You shouldn't have!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is how we all eat Gummi Bears.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Polly wanna cracker!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He's really more of a late Autumnbeast, isn't he?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Steve Tyler, the later years.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey Duncan!  Check out that moose!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey!  Y'made it!  Good to see you!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Elvis, Lion King of the Jungle</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who let Wolverine at the title card?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here's your canon fodder for the evening.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No, no, NO NO NO a thousand times no, I was joking about rock climbing, NO!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do not bring your imperialism here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmm, I love me a good bowl of blood and monster head to start my morning.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fire walk with me</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hair today, gone tomorrow.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just a little off the back...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, looks like grams is sundowning again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Clickety clackety!  Clickety clackety!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeaaaah...that never happened.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stranger danger!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who killed Laura Palmer?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Eyes of a Stranger (1981)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bill?  Ted?!  Rufus??  ANYONE?!?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Eyes of a Stranger (1981)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Honey, did you feed the fish yet?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Eyes of a Stranger (1981)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Aww man, I was out too late with Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.  I better get in before Lois notices!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Eyes of a Stranger (1981)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I'm your passenger.  Drive.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Man, the mosquitoes are getting nasty this year.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Eyes of a Stranger (1981)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Janey's got a gun.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eeeehheheheheh</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm not touching youuuuuu.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is just like that time I was kidnapped after school and assaulted!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Eyes of a Stranger (1981)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ahhhh!  Hsssss!  Ahhhhh!  Hssss!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2016/11/1/doctor-mordrid</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-11-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Doctor Mordrid (1992)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Did the budget run out before they could make a logo?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Doctor Mordrid (1992)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The mold knows, Jeff.  The mold knows.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's like Fabio and the Terminator had a love child.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember the 90s, when we all kept our scrolls in large boxes for reading?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eyes in the dark.  Full Moon circles.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, don't look into the sun without proper protection.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Coming this fall from Trisquinn Press; In the Arms of Kabal</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Never wake a wizard in his jammies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, no no no, I don't wanna see Jeffrey Combs do a dance of the seven veils, no.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Go ahead, Funboy, take your shot.  You've got me dead-bang.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No one wants to buy my romance novels.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stop!  HAMMERTIME!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey Jerry!  How did that audition for Jurassic Park go??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The only movie that could end on a freeze frame and it would make sense.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2016/10/30/the-crow-1994</loc>
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      <image:caption>I'm different!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nevermore!  Look, it's best that I get this out of my system now, okay??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Meet your canon fodder for the evening.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Send in the clown.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The original violent clown.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, if you're gonna come back from the dead thanks to a bird, you better have fire to back you up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Four and 20 blackbirds, gonna make you die...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eriiiiic, come out to play-aaaay.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jesus is back, and he's *piiiiiiiissed*.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What's black and white and red all over?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My pancreas!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quoth the raven, will you marry me?</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2016/10/26/mandroid-1993</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-10-26</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Your logo is glowing blue!  There must be orcs nearby!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello!  I'm Johnny Cab!  Where can I take you tonight?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Version one of the Samsung Gear was a real beast.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's like they murdered all three in a blender to create this guy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mandroid, do dishes.  Mandroid, take out trash.  Mandroid sick of chores, that what Mandroid is...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Worst jar of snakes gag EVER.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pull our finger.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yes, that is a gigantic VR helmet over a gas mask, in a smoke filled room.  Fuck visibility.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Davros testing early Dalek targeting systems.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Momdroid, Dadtron, this is my girlfriend...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Doctor Don't.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Agent Smith is the poor man's Nic Cage.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FINALLY, Mandroid is born...THE END!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2016/10/13/psychic-killer-1975</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-10-13</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Qu'est-ce que c'est?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Psychic Killer (1975)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nooooo, not a movie by the same guy who made Final Justice, noo no nope no...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>EMILIOUT.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gabriel...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don' think that uniform is regulation...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you were wondering when this was made, you should be sure it was the 70s by now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damnit, Toonces, not again...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Literal cartoon violence.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wake up, the boring dinner scene is over!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The movie where your antagonist spends most of the time asleep.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mister Hyde meeting Quake's mom.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Psychic Kitten, run run run run run run run awaaaay...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Which is worse; this, or the movie with Nic Cage?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My pancreas!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Pumpkin" was the name of his sled.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The continuity questions this raises keep me up at night.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The first Highlander killed by manual decapitation.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Victim or perpetrator, we'll find you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damn, these masks are supposed to look like Shatner, what's going wrong?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He ate way too many caramel apples.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Driller killer</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Drive up the coast, we'll solve a murder, wear a few masks...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, don't sit too close to the television.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The sky is a poisonous garden</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We really need to stop going to the same barber.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eat glass, Kermit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Near the Black River, hidden within the forest, resides a circle of stones that reach up into the sky like a buried stone giant.  If one waits there long enough, they can hear the Ferryman, waiting through time and tide...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When innocent blood is spilled, the spirit of vengeance rises to ride this world once more...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are they just gonna leave his rotting head sticking over ground?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ZARATHOS LIVES AGAIN!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, always make sure your friends stay dead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Crossing the river Styx</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Would this be necrophilia?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I told you not to try and keep Bruce Banner in a regular jail cell!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where weird and grim the Standing Stones, in a circle there they stand</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If properly refrigerated, police will stay fresh for several weeks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>One of us!  One of us!  Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rock on, Tom.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uuugh, lousy kids are making out so loud they'll wake the dead!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I broke the Batman!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Which of these headshots should I send to my agent?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, proper skin care is important.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He's popped that head off like he was opening a bottle of beer.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There is nothing sanitary here.  Not one single thing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How do you do, fellow kids?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey dad, can I get a passing grade?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do I have something in my teeth?  No?  WELL I WILL SOON!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude, she's like your reincarnated stepmom...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ever thought of wearing your hair up?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No one show this picture to Sam Carter, she'll just plaster it all over the SGC and send it to the Tok'rah.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Grave of the Vampire (1972)</image:title>
      <image:caption>No, really.  I swear.  I am absolutely, totally, not a vampire.  Nope.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am PHOENIX!!   No, no wait, nOOO IT BURNS NO</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>YES.  YES IT IS.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2016/9/1/jennifer-1978</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-09-01</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Your title card assignments must be done in cursive, printed assignments will be thrown out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Emma Frost's rivalry with Jean Grey goes back further than many suspect.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Win, Lose, or Dead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Once you've been inside of one of those ships for a while, you're never quite whole again. But you do as you're told!"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She's well on her way to becoming a cat lady.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, she can already talk to snakes.  I wouldn't be surprised if she COULD breathe underwater.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm sorry, but these aren't the sort of headshots we're looking for from contestants.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hang in there!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look deeply into my eyes...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, I think you're gonna have to replace this muffler!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mantos!  The Freshsnaker!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm your passenger.  Drive.  Hssssss.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2016/8/26/asylum-1972</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-08-26</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What?  Didn't everyone wear teeth charm bracelets in the 70s?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh my, it's so large you could probably fit an entire body in here!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hannibal Lecter trying to decide who to have for dinner.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Always be sure to properly thaw your meals, or there could be choking hazards.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Huh, I would've expecte dan axe to do WAY more damage than that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I promise, I shall make you a grand suit, Tarkin.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Otto and His Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Little.  Yellow.  Different.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, don't run with scissors.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm not touching youuu!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay, Doctor Toulon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ade due Damballa, give me the power I beg of you!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These new Cylons are crap.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Say AAAAAHHHH!!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2016/8/13/the-mutilator-1984</loc>
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      <image:caption>This just is NOT a very happy birthday to me...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's usually how it works, yes, you fall, you break.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Interior design by Chekov</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You have a security blanket?  Big Ed has a security AXE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don't give me ideas.  You wouldn't like me when you give me ideas.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HEY MIKE WANNA CHECK OUT MY NEW POWER MOTOR AND HOCKEY MASK??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There can be only one!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>LOOK AT ALL THAT LIGHT SPEWING IN THROUGH THE WINDOW!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Even the table gnomes like beer.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You gotta properly store your corpses for the winter.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She's too small, throw her back!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh boy, there's a prize inside!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, my legs are a bit sore, can I borrow yours?</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2016/8/1/madman-1982</loc>
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      <image:caption>It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Man.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The killer awoke before dawn, and then he walked on down the hall...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Behold, the moment when everything goes wrong...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ah, we have a bumper crop of Madmans this year.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heyheyyy, Marz!  Give me a hug, ya big galoot!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My lucky rock!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahh, fond memories of TPing the trees every year...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BEHOLD, the once and future king!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There can be only one!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, there's yer problem...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I shall be remembered as the one to finally break the Batman!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>On tonight's thrilling installment of Fuck Doors, MADMAN MAAAAARZ!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoa, you need to see a doctor for that bloody nose!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Get away from them, you Marz!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You sir, are no Michael Meyers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come and play with us, Betsy...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rah rah, sis boom...DEAD!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shiny tribbles, nooo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Time to meet the canon fodder.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stop trying to emulate Cyclops' new visor!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gimmie a buk!  Gimmie a kaw!  What's that spell?  BUKKAWW!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do not let Species aliens kiss you from behind.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All Cheerleaders Die</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You kids ain't gonna set me on fire, are ya?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wanting to be cheer queen of Camp Hurrah takes guts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>People are literally tripping over the dead bodies, there's so many of them!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Alison would later mention this incident to her husband, and inspire Jigsaw's early traps...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The line's gone dead!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm your cheer captain now, Alison!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In the forest, the camper's forest, the slasher sleeps tonight, oh a sleepaway, a sleepaway...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The 80s were a dark time for fashion, folks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey kid, wanna Popsicle?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm meeeeelting.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ah.  I see it's a full moon tonight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh my god, you killed Kenny!  YOU BASTARDS!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay Ricky, make a wish!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not the bees, not the beeees!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gonna crawl up inside that like she's a tauntaun...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Little bunny Foofoo, hoppin' through the forest...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uncle Ty, you have failed this campsite!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look, it's easy to make fun of this guy's emergency 'stache.  But I've acted, I got a haircut at a bad time, and had to wear a really horrible wig on stage.  I feel for him, and respect him owning that look.  I salute you, officer Pornstache!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait, that's the wrong Ricky...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Great, the movie is mooning me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just a bunch of gals being pals.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Y'know, maybe she's more a Not Piper Perabo than Not Patricia Arquette.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'd like to talk to you about the Alcoholics Initiative.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ceiling Bull is watching you appropriate.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So, how about some extra credit, teach?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ah here we see a specimen of the rare one-armed phoenix.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No Dino, down, down Dino!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...Close enough.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where is it?  Where is the rocket?  The rocket.  Where is it?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stonehenge! Where the virgins lie, And the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ugh, green beer on St. Patrick's Day is so cliche.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>California Women in the Apoculipse Jungle of Death</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey hey, the gang's all here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have six other movies that say otherwise!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He's a mini Arnim Zola!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Next up in the Olympic hammer throw, Pinhead, from Berlin, Germany!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well too bad, because that's what they just did!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just Before Trisk #200.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ceiling killer is watching you enunciate.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Trucks don't sneak!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Idiot control now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Next, I think I'll try and splice a man with a venus fly trap...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, this'll be a nice place to take my grandson Star Lord before he gets kidnapped by aliens.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Those fools!  They're driving into Murder Woods!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's the girl from Don't Go in the Woods!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Those green scratches are the best lines in the whole movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This land is my land, this land ain't your land...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NONE SHALL PASS.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Slasher Sisyphus trying to climb up that hill...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ugh, my friends are always interrupting when I'm trying to make time with my girl!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh wow, these pranks are getting really elaborate, Daniel!  ...Dan?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You leave room for Jesus!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HI!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!  I sleep all night and I kill all day!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm gonna hug her, and squeeze her, and name her George.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I made this!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Because that's where the teddy bears have their picnic!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I hate that first blarp of catsup out of a new bottle.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Does a bear take a dump in the woods?  I dunno, but I really gotta...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He deserved to die for that shirt alone.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There's more darkness in this shot than actors.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That really is one amazingly tricked out van.  You know it's for porn.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember, always hang your kids well out of the reach of bears.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Looking for the prize inside.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This guy is no ringwraith.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A...a thong of beads is certainly a look...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ACTING!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He just wanted to go for a nice nature walk, and instead found these assholes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"So, how are you enjoying getting back to nature?"  "Bite me."</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My name is Larry!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahh, good old mob justice.  That always ends well.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There can be only one!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh for...  LET GO and go AROUND the tree!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"I've seen enough horror movies to know we should not stop yet!!"</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2016/5/26/graduation-day-1981</loc>
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      <image:caption>Next up, the title card shot put competition!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, always treat the members of our armed services with the respect they deserve.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here's our canon fodder for the movie...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Maybe they're just keeping track of who they've sent graduation invitations to?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who has the most 80s hair...YOU DECIDE</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This murderer is a real pain in the neck.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...Just...just no.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Only YOU can prevent slasher attacks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Will someone tell Michael Meyers to stop leaving his masks in the woods?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He really nailed that landing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pat, I'd like to buy a clue...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you couldn't tell by their track team uniforms...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oooh, nailed him right in the Goa'uld!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yep, we have gone full Psycho here, people.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"I shot him six times!  SIX TIIMES!!  He's not human!"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just a little lower...aaah yeah, that's the spot!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Silly Canada, renaming Beast Wars...wait, this isn't Transformers??  Oh no...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grr.  Argh.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your movie is glowing blue!  There must be dorcs nearby!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I wanna rock and roll all night, and run from bad movies every day.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Seriously, this movie is so punk video, I am waiting for Motorhead to start any second now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If these don't stick stalac-TIGHT to the ceiling, we stalag-MIGHT get hit by paper mache.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Saraaaah, open the doooor.  I left my keys inside, and got locked out!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Trumpy, you're in stupid movies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you're gonna stop an alien invasion, sometimes you gotta break a few eggs.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am Jason's complete lack of surprise that they have their own personal jail cell.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...I was only joking about this becoming a metal video, guys.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Some people just can't get beyond Thunderdome.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He needs to get a refund on his Lady Bathory blood treatments for youth and good looks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My god, it's full of stars.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nelson really let himself go after college.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Down!  DOWN, Dino, down!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>TAKE ME WITH YOU!!  ...No wait, better.  Take THIS MOVIE with you!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Once...twice...three times a Cenobite.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude, the fifties ended four decades before YOUR time, let's tone down your Fonzie fetish.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The new coppertop Cenobite, from Durahell!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The 80s fashion is hurting me too, Joey.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I do not believe this is an AMA approved procedure...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, always carry the box you saw killer chains burst out of in your purse.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Statued Pinhead is watching you copulate.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the strangest sex I've ever seen.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey wait, all she did was rent Hellraiser 2!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's me in the corner.  That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hell.  I can't believe I'm back in hell.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I hate it when I can't scratch my nose and it's itchy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come with me if you want to die.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I come in peace...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's my party and they died 'cause I want them to.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here we come, walkin' down the street...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stop me if you've heard this one - Jesus Christ walks into a hotel...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So uh, we're done now, right?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book!  What a goof!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Next, on Stephen King's The Dark Half...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm sure leaving you here won't go horribly wrong at all...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>IIIIII HAAAAVE THE POOOOWERRRRR!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Awww, yeah!  Prof is throwin' a killer rave, woooo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Give me the idol, I'll throw you the whip!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, if you don't like that we just took over the plot, you can just go right on home!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grave encounters.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Trumpy, you do stupid things.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, oh no.  I need to cut back on my salt intake.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is not how magic fingers are supposed to work!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, when plucking your eyebrows, you gotta stop.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I hope there's a metal robot armature underneath that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NO!  I said I wanted a Fudgey the Whale cake for my birthday!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heeeeeere's JERRY!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He was filled with chocolate pudding, all along!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gasp.  Surprise.  She was possessed.  Oh shock.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When the opening titles are done with high school VCR technology, that's a bad sign.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>LITERALLY filmed in someone's backyard.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, he saw the cameraman!  RUN CAMERAMAN!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She is trying so hard to keep a straight face through all this nonsense.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yep, I totally buy this as the secret lair of secret agents holding a secret cache of weapons.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude's head was filled with red tempra paint.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grimace has had enough!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bernie Sander's secret shame; starring in Alien Beasts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, there's a thing on the back of your head, let me scrape that off for ya...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So she goes through nearly ten minutes to put on a disguise, leaves on the obvious out of place black mask, AND IS IMMEDIATELY ATTACKED.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>With the amount of negatived footage, you just know Carl found a new feature on his camera, and used it to its fullest.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can you imagine if this is what every military mission briefing looked like?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kids!  Would you like some lemonade??</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Alien Beasts (1991)</image:title>
      <image:caption>It's so nice that the fate of the world is being decided next to someone's tomato garden.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nooo, my one weakness; Fourth of July sparklers!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And now the movie is letterboxed?!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Alien Beasts (1991)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I heard it through the grapevine...not much longer in the runtime...</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2016/4/1/aliens-vs-predator-requiem-2007</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-04-01</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Trust me, this indecipherable logo is not a good sign.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Awww, he's so cuuuaaaaugh!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's one way to disarm a guy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is not the sort of money shot I'm referring to.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Earth.  I can't believe I'm back on Earth.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, a little privacy!  I really needed to go!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albequerque!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's a chestburster bouquet!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What am I even supposed to be looking at here?  An alien?  A Predator?  A blob?  The back of my eyelids?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>On tonight's episode of Fuck Doors...PREDATOR!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don't think Mister Freeze will be able to fix that one.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pred got yer tongue!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)</image:title>
      <image:caption>This scene is shot in daylight!  DAYLIGHT!!  I still can't see shit!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2016/3/26/phantoms-1998</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-03-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Phantoms (1998)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ooh, I love Phantoms' books!  I am so excited for this adaptation of "Dean Koontz"!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But if the housekeeper is dead...who will clean up the mess??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh yeah, this will end badly.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hmm, yes, I'll have some pie, a dozen doughnuts, and your severed head...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm Batman.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He's here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and he just spit out his bubblegum!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WHERE"S RACHEL?  WHERE IS SHE??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can Sabretooth heal from this?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let's get you to Snowfield, I've got a Species Alien to pick up next and raise.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So I guess Sabretooth COULD heal from that...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BAD puppy!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey!  Who turned out the lights?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Silly Lisa, bullets cannot harm the Sabretooth!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All together now, the Ancient Enemy is Not Really Dead.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2016/3/12/leprechaun-origi</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-03-13</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>It can't be any worse than Wolverine: Origins...can it?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You see a standing stone, I see a movie giving the the finger.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And that's how I defeated O'Megatron and Grimloch.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And here's your canon fodder for the evening.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ye'll never take me energon!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My prrrreciousssss.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Leprechaun: Origins (2014)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I'm just gonna check down here, that should be fine, right?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Directed by JJ Abrams.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Next time on the X-Files...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Luchorpain got yer tongue.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Leprechaun: Origins (2014)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I guess you could say this was...axeidental.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FINISH HIM</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, that's just Prime.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Leprechaun: Origins (2014)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Do I even need to make the Highlander joke anymore?</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2016/2/29/red-clover-2012</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-03-01</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Red Clover, Red Clover, send bad movies right over...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You look magically delicious, my dear!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you press it, she'll say one of five different sayings!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The leprechaun is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The leprechauns must be from Krypton!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eight more months 'til Halloween 3...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Would you quit saying I was the bomb in "The Phantom"?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your horseshoes are glowing green!  There must be leprechauns nearby!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who knew leprechauns exploded like Hollywood cars when shot?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wax on, wax off.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey pal, hold that elevator!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ah good, the soup is just about ready.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When innocent booze is spilled, Danny Ketch is transformed into the GHOST RIDER.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Curse you, Reed Richards!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So Vince, can I get you a drink...oh geeze, sorry, SORRY!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You would think a makeup artist would have better looking scars.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's not nice to sneak up on his blind spot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where's Hydra??  What did they do to Dum-Dum?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dummy and Dummier.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Once we rinse your hair, we'll get it brushed, and you'll look great!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bring me the head of Captain Kangaroo</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ooh, this is a really comfortable murder box!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now see, THAT electricity would wake anyone up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww man, you're getting blood all over the credits again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bad movie?  You're soaking in it!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Step and one and right and die and step and two and left and kill!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This was an actual scene in an actual movie that actually got made.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do not taunt happy fun ball.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You and me both, George.  ???????</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is that what they mean by a liquid dinner?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Romulan mating stare.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Nightmare Weekend (1986)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I...I have no funny caption.  But the puppet that SHOULDN'T be using the god machine has a button to dispense deathballs??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We need to get ready in case this movie actually decides to be about us.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Psst, hey!  Hey!  Wake up!  We're on!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you know what it's like when telepaths make love?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, always check the batteries in all your toys.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How's my hair?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is why we don't French kiss spiders.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kick those dreams in the nuts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, Kristen!  Wanna hang out with the gang?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Morpheus the orderly, and Dr. Not! Bill Maher.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I can has Parkerburger?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Enjoy your red pills, kids!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I had strings, but now I'm free, there are no strings on me!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There really is nothing good on tv anymore.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That hair is sharper than Freddy's claws.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That scorch mark is still better entertainment than reality tv.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who's the head of this household, Kristen??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's not a knife...THIS is a knife!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, tell me this dork is Freddy';s downfall.  He'll never hear the end of that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Drawing of the Three</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm your soulkeeper now, Nancy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>By the power of Ray Harryhausen, I have the power!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And Joey just ended up with one metric assload of bad luck.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nooo!  I don't wanna go to the dentist, and you can't make me!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Get your Freddy Krueger disco ball today!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Crash and Burn (1990)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Well sure, that's what's gonna happen if you don't put sunblock on when the sun is that big!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Crash and Burn (1990)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Someday, I shall become rich, eccentric, shrink my head, and turn people into dolls!  ...Did I mention I would be eccentric?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No witty comment.  Just sit back and bask in those production values.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's only a model...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The canon fodder getting ready for bed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Low Production Values Theatre, brought to you by ski goggles!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They couldn't even have been bothered to clean up this transfer at all, and we still have the cigarette burns.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Crash and Burn (1990)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Somebody in this camp ain't what he appears to be. Right now that may be one or two of us. By spring, it could be all of us.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Even in 2030, the internet is full of porn.  Ugh.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Keep cracking my skull, and they'll have to encase my exposed brain in a glass bowl.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids: Never grab a showerhead while you're in the shower, or else you'll get electrocuted!  ...Wait what??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aaaaaaand we're done.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hand in your homework!  There will be no extra credit!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Good riddance, you terrible, terrible movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sorry, we're still recovering from all the 3D.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The face that launched a thousand Lovecraft movies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Regarding what about the animator?  I said I liked the credits!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh good, you have a perfect mad science murder basement.  And you're not even using it!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now, once you become a zombie, this is what you will be eating.  And now you know the best way to remove it safely.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>One down, eight to go!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>TWO down, seven to go!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Re-Animator (1985)</image:title>
      <image:caption>But Schroedinger was very clear, it is suppsoed to be dead AND alive at the same time!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But I'm supposed to stick to decaf!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is why steroids are bad.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey!  Hi!  Hey guys!  Whatcha doin'?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There can be only one!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He's now the head of Miskatonic University.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Good evening, Doctor Manfred E. Quinn!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Howabout a little head?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sometimes, you just gotta double fist your Mountain Dew and slam 'em both.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Til death do us not part.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nature Trail to Hell.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Careful, you'll put an eye out!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay, fine!  You can use the restroom WITHOUT buying something!  GEEZE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Excuse me, can I speak to you about our lord and saviour, Jason Voorhees?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Please don't, the filmmakers are clearly high enough as it is.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All right movie, you are gonna have to calm down with this shit.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Friday the 13th Part III (1982)</image:title>
      <image:caption>WHOA this bale of hay is SUPER SUPER heavy, it must have put on some we...OH HEY CHRIS!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Friday the 13th Part III (1982)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Are you guys here for my regular beating?  Okay...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My pancreas!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Friday the 13th Part III (1982)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Really, we're talking apples and oranges here...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I just can't get Jason out of my head.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello?  Prop delivery for a Jason Voorhees!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I keep telling you, these 3D gimmicks are dangerous!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ANDY YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW MACHETE AND HOCKEY MASK??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thanks for getting those lights back on, they make it much easier to kill you kids.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Poker?  I hardly knew 'er!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WARNING: Extended viewing of 3D effects may cause permanent damage to the eyes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh my god!  Hold on!  I've got you!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait!  Miss, wait!  Your tail light is out!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no!  I have no weapons and my hands are stuck!  However will I get out of this?  WITH MY FREAKIN' FACE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm just gonna hang around here for a bit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whooo!  I am exhausted from all that killing!  I'll just rest here until the next movie, okay?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eat it!  Eat it 'til you choke, you sick, twisted father!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Admit it, we've all done this, and thought of using it as a weapon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Curse you, California Raisins!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm here to jingle your bells!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Three billion human lives ended on December 25th, 2015. The survivors of the yule log fire called the war Christmas Day.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Got a present for ya!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Santa needs to cut back on the Christmas tacos.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow, lifting all those sacks of toys for a thousand years really made Santa ripped!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Suck nuts, Santa!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I saw Nicky killing Santa Claus...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At last, a place to put everything I made in that underwater basket weaving class.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Got yer nose!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What's in the boooox!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He looks as frustrated with missing the scene as I do.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wolverine, noooo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, there's yer problem, you've got wall gnomes!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nobody knows the trouble I've seen...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It can't be healthy to chat with the clogs in your plumbing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Duane was always head and shoulders above his twin.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Congratulations, it's a head.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No, please god, no, don't read us Twilight again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This means something...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You'll put your eye out, kid!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember to leave a little room for Belial.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'd say he's got amazing upper body strength...but what upper body??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, the irony.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yep, she's a Suzanne all right.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, don't say Bloody Mary in front of a mirror on Halloween.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Angela 2.0 throws a better party than the original.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Our canon fodder for the movie, and their predecessors.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And from that day forth, upon every full moon, she would become...A WERESKELETON</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahhhh!  It's Azazel!  Quick, call the Winchesters!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You're supposed to drink from it, not eat it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>AngelAAAAAHHH!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Even the reboot Suzanne STILL has issues with putting her face on.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The hostess with the ghostest.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello!  I'm here to ask if you've heard the good word of our lord, Lucifer?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Do you have tough bathroom clogs?  Then you need...THE DRAIN DEMON.  He'll send those pesky clogs straight to Hell!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now with more CGI!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She fought the law, and she won.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This prequel of Lost Girl looks terrible.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rodger would be so ashamed right now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Friends don't let friends shoot and drive.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At least Angela cleaned this dump up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh good, I was wondering when we'd get to the inevitable dance sequence.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kids, I've dealt with Scanners, I think I've got this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm gonna take her and go, and she'll make me a supermegaultra werewolf!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Go into the light!  PLEASE go into the light!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He was only six hours into his retirement!  ANGELAAAAAAAA!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh Angela, you are just skin and bones!  You should eat something!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh yeah, that branch will stop people from opening the gate.  Good job.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now with more glow!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Really?  None of this is setting off any alarms for you two??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Best visual pun ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I raised three upcoming Charmed Ones, I can handle a trio of Catholic schoolgirls!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yes, YES!  I will marry you!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No, NO!  You will NOT break out into a musical number!  I forbid it!  NO SINGING!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don't jinx it, my name's Terri in this movie!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Little bunny Fufu, hoppin' through the forest...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A knife to the brain would only help Z-Boy, I think.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey!  Occupied!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just gals being pals.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hands grab boobs, not boobs grab hands!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There can be only one!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I sold my soul to be Marcia Brady!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Deja vu all over again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heads up, Johnny!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm sorry, father, but this is a non-smoking funeral home.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nuns do not work that way!  They are not turtles!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I...I did not see that one coming, to be quite honest.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Noooo!  I told you, I don't tan, I burn!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I suspect that pig costume is wildly appropriate.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who the fuck gets married on Halloween??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>On second thought, let's not go there.  It's a silly place.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This wedding party really needs to institute a dress code.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You Muppets have taken over my theatre, my HOME!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fuck this shit I'm out!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just gals being pals</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She *really* needs to put her face on.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's not *quite* what I meant...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Boy, Jay did NOT see that coming...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>With this demon, I thee wed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just a little death between friends.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Say what you will about the Hull House funeral home, they are very prompt with their services!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Double the Phoenix fun!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here we come, shambling down the street...  We get the funniest looks for all the brains we eat...  Hey hey, we're the Zombees...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The phaaaaantom of the opera is heeere...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Call me...Darkman.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What the hell are *you*?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww man, someone spilled my Hawaiian Punch.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The windshield is jammed!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If this doesn't scream, "Nobody comes back alive," then I don't know what does.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We love premarital sex!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This movie single handedly kept the flannel market going in 1980.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, make that Bigfoot *has* a dick...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, only YOU can prevent Bigfoot fires!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No more Bigfoots.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: Nooo, if only there was some way to release this sharp thing connected to my body!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gaze deeply into my mustache...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Check this out, ceiling cat!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are we getting extra credit for this?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is just another Thursday night when Wanda's ex drops by, she's used to this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sorry, my hair is just an absolute mess when I wake up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stick a fork in her, she's done.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Swirly time!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains, hewn into the living rock... Of Stonehenge</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hail ME!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I promise, the tea is only *slightly* evil.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The face of pure evil.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Be on the lookout for coming events; They cast their shadows beforehand"?  What a strange fortune cookie...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Killroy...was...here??  HEY!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have not seen a cat attack this laughably fake since the X-Files episode, Teso Dos Bichos.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your demon ought to check it's oil pan if its spewing that much smoke, pal!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I said it was prunes that gave me these runes, and passing them will use lots of skills!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Or maybe it was fishing line that yanked it away.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No, bad!  Bad Doctor Karsell!  No cult for you!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, I hope that's not a description of the movie I'm about to watch.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, there's yer problem, you've got the flashbacker turned up to high!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Til death do us part!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Witness me!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No more Mr. Nice Guy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The doll's trying to kill me and the furnace is laughing at me!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Got any cheese spread??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm sorry, but we have to...cut your funding.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sure, let's also swipe from Alien, because why not at this point?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, don't play with electricity.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's my life story?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grr.  Argh.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Am I really expected to read these lines??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, never go hunting alone.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I knew remaking Hannibal for tv was a bad idea.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>With great power, comes absolute corruption...no wait, that's not right.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Forgive me Father, for I have not sinned.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is my nephew, Peter.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh thank Corman, Nick Fury is here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He even has the Green Goblin's mask!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Are you buying any of this?"  "Look, I checked out of the plot half an hour ago."</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm sorry, Peter can't come out to play right now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Get away from her, you spidergoatbitch!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>With his Uncle Ben shot, the Jersey Devil would go on to fight crime as Spider-Goat...-Bat-Snake...-Man...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your spider is leaking, you should have that checked out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh.  Oh, screw YOU.  "Volume 1".  Pfff.  This series went nowhere, just like the *plot*.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, red skies.  It looks like there's another Crisis on Infinite Earths on the horizon...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We three kings.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Rear Window 2099</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Johnny Five not just killbot...Johnny Five is alive!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Howabout a little fire, Tin Man??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ALL KILLBOT WANTS IS LOVE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm not tooooouching yoooooou.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I AM...THE MARK PHOENIX!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come on down to Bad Sector Mark's, our prices are iiiiiillogical!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, it's important to take a shower every day!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...Where did I park?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No thanks, I filled up on my first helping of 13s, I couldn't possibly have seconds.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am only a whopping three minutes into this.  Please.  Stop the pain.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jigsaw's puppet was busy, so they winged it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am very concerned.  Can you not tell?  Is my expression not blank enough?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This poor man was felled by a terrible shot to the nuts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gage always wins the limbo competition...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mister Colin!  Can I go to the bathroom??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The worst part of this type of crucifixion is that your feet are vulnerable to tickle attacks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You're holding it wrong.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am so scared and concerned by these revelations.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoa, whoa, no bringing illegal foreign objects into the ring, Karanator!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, flossing is important.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did these losers escape from Stephen King's IT?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Taaaake on meeeeee...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, chewing on foreign objects can affect how your teeth come in.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Could it be...SATAN??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The face of the banality of evil.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ShapirOUT!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Halloween 2, Sam Loomis 0.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The end!  Roll credits!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey kid, is that the Monster Mash you're listening to?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And he was only 20 years away from retiring!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey!  Hey, sheriff!  Any word on my lifeguard application??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, bobbing for apples can be fun with friends!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eyes in the dark, one mask circles...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here I come, walking down the halls, I get the funniest looks from, everyone one I kills...hey hey I'm Mike Meyers...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The latest excercise craze, one handed nurse lifts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hold that elevator!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you mind if I just lie down here a second?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>On this week's episode of Fuck Doors...MICHAEL MEYERS!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who's really dead now, huh?  HUH??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Candygram!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just paint your face, the shadows smile...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Woo, it is warm out there tonight!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It creeps and leaps and glides and slides across the floor...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Prometheus was the *doctor* not the monster.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>IGNORE THE BUNDLE UNDER MY ARM.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When you want Batman but instead get this guy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just checking out a few things!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh god, oh no, nope, noooo, put them back!  Put them baaaack!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey buddy, next time try Visine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I see a little silhouetto of a man...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THIS IS NOT HOW PROFESSIONAL LIBRARIANS BEHAVE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eat her, kill her, turn her, anything, something, just DO SOMETHING.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So...  That...that happened.  I got nothing at this point, folks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It was Dracula, in the dining room, with the candlestick.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Please, PLEASE let Illyria show up and kill these guys before fighting Angel and Spike.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don't think any one has any clue what's even going on anymore.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That explains the laser raptor...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Part of me says we'll not see their like again. And the part of me that still believes in magic says don't be so sure.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where the bad movies go to die.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A Canadian horror movie.  I can't believe I'm back in a Canadian horror movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I think I found the needle!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I need there to be zombies in this barn, stat.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can I pet the rabbits, George?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And he would not approve of you eating that cookie, neither!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your grandfather would not approve of you being in so many horror movies!  And from CANADA on top of all that!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Of course this movie is set in America!"  "But...the flag..."  "MURRICA!"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can cut the sexual tension with an shovel.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The river Flos ever onward.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If I didn't know any better, I'd swear they hit a moose.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SKINNNNNERRRRRR!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ladies and gentlemen, our hero.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who let Donald Trump run for President??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, who broke your butt??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>As you can see, we have created The Sims.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh my god, I must get this on fi...er, save them, I must save them!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In truth, an Asphyx just can't resist a spotlight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I didn't mean REAL guinea pigs!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SCIENCE!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Death awaits you all, with nasty big, grimy teeth!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's a good thing Hugo has an electric chair he keeps handy in event he's feeling suicidal!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This rough cut of "The Prestige" looks terrible.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>With her head tucked underneath her arm, she walks the bloody tower...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mwahahaha!  It was me!  Me all along!  No one ever suspects the guinea pig!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now we shall ensnare nothing more than the common salt vampire!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>For my next trick, the exploding Giles!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, you should always remember to exfoliate.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...to just beyond these stairs!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There's nothing special about you.  You're just an ordinary program.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mirror mirror, on the wall, who's the Britishest of them all?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your candle is glowing blue!  There must be Delta Knights nearby!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They've summoned the spirit of Alan Moore!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Feed me, Seymour!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here!  Here!  It is the beating of this hideous heart!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The deadly mime.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You cannot stop me, Thepumaman!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That time Adrian Pasdar teamed up with Donald Pleasence in the 70s.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mrs. Voorhees, nooo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not tonight dear, I have a headache.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He could've had a V8.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait, this says get out of jail free!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Clayface!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Headaches all around, courtesy of Temptations Limited!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BEHOLD!!  Our grand closet of paper supplies!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My closet is bigger on the inside!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don't mind me, thought I'd just get a spot of takeout before I go!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Maybe infusing an easily smashable object with my intrinsic lifeforce was a bad idea!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahh, Vincent!  You've brought Christopher with you!  Good to see you again!  Done playing Saruman ad ready for a spot of tea with your old friends?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>By Todd McFarlane.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look!  Space poop!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can I lend you a hand?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Basement of the Planet of the Apes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Feed me, Seymour!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Deadly Spawn?  You're soaking in it!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>After eating all those people, it's time for a palette cleanser before eating more people!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There's no way I'm letting this menu be all vegetarian!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This Ghost Rider reboot looks terrible.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What was that, M. Night?  Aliens can't get through a simple wooden door?  WATCH ME!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow.  There is so many of them.  So, so many.  Really.  Take our word for it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This week on "Fuck Doors!" it's the Deadly Spawn!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The hiiiiiills are aliiiiive...RUUUUUN!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's feeling a little redundant these days...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is not how you hug!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That police commissioner is one baaaad mother...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm not sure this new tradition at Grauman's is going to take off.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Officer Chin is on the case!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look, maybe I didn't say every tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who's a good psycho killer?  Yes you are!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bad!  Bad cop!  Stop scaring Matty!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Good, bad, I'm the cop with the gun.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm Sam Raimi, and we are following reports of Spider-Man dancing out of a nearby club...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>On tonight's episode of Fuck Doors, it's Matt Cordell!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh oh, keep your hands safe, Bruce.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A face only a Sally could love.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Maniac Cop (1988)</image:title>
      <image:caption>...Or not.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's the dawning of the age of bad movies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I watch very serious horror movies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Paul Blackthorne, in the days before Dresden Files and Arrow.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Warning, this is a plot complication!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I can smell your feet!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp, metal object.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hoot hoot, motherfuckers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Give a hoot, don't kill actresses.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's not a skeleton key!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HEY DANNY WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND OWL MASK??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Give a hoot, save water by sharing a shower.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It does not get much more comicbook supervillain than this single frame.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Give a hoot, suck my baaaallllls!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Give a hoot, only you can prevent owl fires.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoooo.  Whooooo is behind me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Give a hoot, don't watch bad horror movies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ewwww, boogers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"What's that up there?"  "I dunno, I think it might be the plot!"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did this just become a Scooby Doo episode?!  Is Old Man Smithers hatching a plot to keep the mine closed so he can buy the land cheap??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm just gonna see what's down in the basemaaawk!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your dog just pooped out a car.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I would've gotten away with it too, if not for those nosy kids and their pesky dog!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Son, it's time we had a little chat about the birds and the bees...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The bark is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sorry, you got something on your face...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, this place seems friendly...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Even with this fur coat, I'm cold!  Come on, heat!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, just leave the dog be.  He'll find his own way out!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If only I had actually said something sooner, instead of setting up crosses and staring grumpily, this all could have been avoided...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I want some caaaaaake!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Down!  Down, down, Dino!  Down boy!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I heard there's caaaaaaake!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can we go have cake now...?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww, c'mon buddy!  No need to scream!  It can't be THAT bad!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There can be only one!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sorry Drak, there's no escape from this movie!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait, did I accidentally put in Time Chasers??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Clean up on aisle thirteen!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Drak tries to interogate David to find out why they have so many tvs with nothing on them.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This image is reaching dangerous levels of 90s here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But that's none of my business.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>David...before I die...check the maple syrup buckets...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But I thought carrots were GOOD for your eyes!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Scanners 2: The New Order (1990)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Seriously, no one even says he should go see an eye doctor?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At least he loves his work.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The next time you have one of those throbbing headaches, just try Advil!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He chewed so much scenery, Drak's stomach exploded.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, the movie at least literally hits the ground running.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Deliver me from bad movies...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here's your clown fodder.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Filled with thrilling driving action!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is that Killjoy?  Please let that be Killjoy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ray ray isn't going to die from blood loss.  He's gonna die from BOREDOM!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is...is that something ACTUALLY happening, that I sense??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait wait wait, he's finally here!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Dark One.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who wants a fresh cup of Eddie??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did I ever tell you how I got these scars??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>15,000 dollars??!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Use a tissue, Sideshow Bob...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WARNING: Space may be larger than it at first appears.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Starro?  Really?  Quick, call the Justice League and let's just get this over with.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We've got colour, yes we do!  We've got colour, how 'bout you?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude, I think I just saw a flying starfish in space.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>After years of harvesting our meals from rivers and oceans, the starfish are rising up to have their revenge.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I've seen clearer photographs of Bigfoot!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WARNING FROM SPACE!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Finally, General Zod, once trusted by this council, charged with maintaining the defense of the planet Krypton itself...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>DING!  Dinner's ready!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She's got the new Apple iRing!  Japan gets all the new tech first...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahh, why humans still scream??  I too am the human!  And the beautiful!  Not Starro me!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come to me, son of Jor-El!  Kneel before Aozod!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoops!  Maybe I shouldn't have buried the lede?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Newspaper fires copy editor! says publisher!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Clearly you can tell by my massive sunglasses that I am trustworthy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In legend and in fact, it is know as Metal Hurlant.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damnit, Roxanne, what do I keep telling you??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hikari Aozora and her new back up singers, the Starfish!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait, a movie where the solution is to nuke the crap out of something, and it *wasn't* made by Syfy??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Of course I'm Hellbound.  Clones have no souls.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Worst acupuncture ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is your brain on Hellraiser.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You and me both, Larry.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the worst version of the shell game I've ever seen.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Deathbed: The Bed that Eats</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Careful, you don't want to spill that on...oh, never mind.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Doctor Patrick Wilson!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She's gonna unhinge her jaw and swallow his head whole!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Man, this whole place has gone to Hell...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What am I gonna do with this?  Play a game of Spin the Puzzle Box?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Worst lighthouse ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Huh.  Apparently, Hell is highly flammable.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Julia is just a shell of her former self.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This remake of Peter Pan looks terrible.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Can you believe this is what one of the most memorable horror icons really looks like?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Edward Snakesforhands</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sometimes, after a long, tiring day, you just wanna take your face off and relax.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hey!  Gimmie a hand here!  I think I found something!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2015/5/26/the-clones-1973</loc>
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    <lastmod>2015-05-27</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Well, FINE, if you don't WANT me to see your movie...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I still remember how it began, they produced a carbon copy man...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My eight tracks were in there!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He is simply beside himself.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Being Gerald Appleby</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, I give up on this plot too, Nemo.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, they drugged the cameraman, too!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Half the movie, summed up in a single screenshot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>20,000 leagues under the swamp.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the worst James Bond opening titles ever...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Because the movie isn't already strange enough with clones, this happens.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Y'all are terrible agents.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This does not look anything even remotely like Flying OR Fun!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Happy happy birthday, from Applebys to you, we wish it was our birthday, so we could be clones too, hey!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What you've just said, is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.  At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.  Everyone reading this review is now dumber for having listened to it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We're ready to seat you now...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's not even trying to be subtle.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Keep your arms and handguns within the cart at all times.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Clones (1973)</image:title>
      <image:caption>No!  NO!  You can't silence me!  My voice will be h--!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2015/5/13/the-nostril-picker-1993</loc>
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    <lastmod>2015-05-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Nostril Picker (1993)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Uhh, someone changed the title...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude!  Personal space!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Nostril Picker (1993)</image:title>
      <image:caption>He can change his appearance and chooses to look like this?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Nostril Picker (1993)</image:title>
      <image:caption>But why would Joe ever want a new life when he has all this!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Nostril Picker (1993)</image:title>
      <image:caption>It is definitely an improvement and I can see the appeal of such a spell.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nope, nothing amiss about this at all.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Careful Joe, you gotta watch your girlish figure!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Joe, you said you were making pizza, not finger sandwiches!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Brenda is now travel-sized for your convenience!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Crouching Changer, Hidden Loser</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At least he's not going off half cocked.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heeeere's Jo...er, Joe!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Better red than dead.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/502a2a23e4b0ce22e4c42f9d/1431442943290-P24ET1MEALM7RZH7U10V/NostrilPickerCap_00014.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Reviews - The Nostril Picker (1993)</image:title>
      <image:caption>And then he changed to look like an alien and implanted a tracker in my brain to read my thoughts!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Nostril Picker (1993)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I have this strange feeling we're being watched...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Nostril Picker (1993)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gotta catch 'em all.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Nostril Picker (1993)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh my god, is that a rare Mickey Mantle rookie card?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The shot heard 'round the parking garage.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My fair lady!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2015/5/1/prom-night-2008</loc>
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      <image:caption>The Prom Night is dark and full of terrors.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where could she be?  Maybe I'll go ask whoever that is out there shouting dad...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Our canon fodder goes to prom.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How Not to Blend In and Be Inconspicuous, a guidebook by Richard Fenton.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, but who is gonna clean THIS mess up??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We spend way too much time staring at the back of people's heads in this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Have thee no worries, fair maidens.  No foul villainy shall escape the watchful gaze of Detective Heimdall.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where is your term paper??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, that's what you get for kicking the map into the river, Josh.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, that's a mood killer.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh my god, is that the guy from Pacific Rim?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nothing escape the watchful gaze of Heimdall!  Now, where's Donna?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fool me once, same on me.  Fool me twice, shame on boob...er, you!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Richard Fenton, master of disguise</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, 35 seconds...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Beware the closet gnomes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But no, instead this asshole shows up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"It's over, it's over, the movie is finally over..."</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Prom Night (2008)</image:title>
      <image:caption>And then the credits roll with the final insult of showing everyone alive and happy.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2015/4/26/night-of-the-lepus-1972</loc>
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    <lastmod>2015-04-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Night of the Lepus (1972)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I'm Kent Brockman, and I, for one, welcome our new rabbit overlords.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Night of the Lepus (1972)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ehh, what's up, doc?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The next sixty minutes are all your fault, kid.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Carl, I told you not to put metal in the microwave!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Night of the Lepus (1972)</image:title>
      <image:caption>No no no, I said make them look bigger, not microscopic!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a lagomorphologist!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I love the smell of explosives in the morning.  It smells like...bunnies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BUNNIES!! =D</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The bunnies greatest enemy; poor rotoscoping.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thumper, no!  Bad Thumper!  Down, Thumper!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How Not to Hitchhike, a guide by Cole Tillman.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can we help you find anything, sir?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No wonder this town has so many problems, all their bridges and fences are clearly made of cheap balsa wood!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cows with buns.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>See this field, Amanda?  Do you see it?  This is ALL YOUR FAULT, Amanda.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My name is Bunnigo Montoya.  You killed my father, prepare to die.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2015/4/13/totem-1999</loc>
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      <image:caption>Totem?  I barely knew 'em!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Meet your cabin fodder for the evening.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She traveled so far, it suddenly became night.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's really more of a totem support beam...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It looks like Ash has already been here...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don't worry, Greys have a habit of coming back.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She says in the event of her death, I get to have all her POGs.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tunneler needed some way to make rent money in between Puppet Master flicks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Puppets of Toulon, you have taken our secret of eternal life, and we have come to reclaim...wait, wrong movie, sorry guys.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Buffy!  Buffy?  Buffy...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look!  Look!!  That's a puppet wrangler who didn't stay hidden!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HEY BART WANNA CHECK OUT MY NEW ROPE NECKLACE??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, who put on another movie?!  ...THANK YOU!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She wears her heart-stamped dagger on her sleeve.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hug me!  Love me!  LOVE ME!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mister Spock, noooo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stone by day, warriors by night. We  betrayed the humans we had sworn to betray...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quit your screaming!  It's loud enough to wake the dead!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Screw this, I'm outta here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Even they don't know what they just watched.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2015-04-01</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Someone's been eating the salad from Blood Cult!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your canon fodder for this evening.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And the joke's on me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The dismount was smooth, but the Russian judges are sure to remove a few points for that sloppy landing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, that's he dog Riker picked up in Embryo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Excuse me, which one of you ordered the incriminating evidence pizza with a side of confession bread?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He died the way he lived, wearing shiny silver booty shorts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, I am just shocked that this happened!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>APRIL FOOLS!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, Cousin It knows what we did last April Fool's Day!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He's still choked up over Milan's death.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They're coming to get you, Barbara...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - April Fool's Day (2008)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Say April Fool's Day again!  Say April Fool's Day again!  I dare you!  I double dare you!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Go on, tell us how you REALLY feel about each and every one of us, Desiree.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here's your Not!Canon fodder for the evening.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Have you not forgotten the lessons taught to us by The Crow??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'd say things worked out pretty well for him, huh?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...  Well, crap.  I've run out of Die Hard movies to spoof.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow.  I knew the church hated gays, but...yeah, wow.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is a deep hole in the ground magically delicious?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And I scream at the top of my lungs, what's goin' on??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I ain't got time for this Narnia bullshit...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ugh, this tree is infested with Leprechauns.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Even the movie tells you this is the only way to enjoy the series.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mommy, read me a deadtime story?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth, so help me Gold.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Black Knight always triumphs!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I feel the need...the need for gold.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>GARBAGE DAY!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He left his heart in South Central.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What?  A new Star Wars movie??  Of COURSE I'll do it, it'll get me out of these Leprechaun movies!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And the secret ingredient is...CLOOOVERRRR!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Scrubbing bubbles, nooo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>With the Leprechaun's life cut tragically short, Hi-C was no longer able to harvest his blood for their Ecto-Cooler.  And now you know why it's not made anymore.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My god, he's full of stars.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wet cement is the least magically delicious thing of all!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A Good Day to Luck Hard</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's a long climb back down from Dominia.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We are not even trying to be serious at this point, are we?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In the Leprechaun Justice System the movies are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The reviewers who watch bad movies and the readers who comment on the offenders. These are their stories.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmm, whatcha say...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Doobie O'Gill and the Little People.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At long last, the pendant of the golden Jammie Dodger is mine!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Must be a friend of Sarge's.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No!  No no no!  The Irish BOIL their food, not FRY it!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gratuitous Coolio Cameo!  Gratuitous Coolio Cameo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>His heart just wasn't in it...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yep.  Zombie flygirls.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All the power in the world rests in the eyes, fella.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is where they get all their ideas, isn't it?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Femme Fatales in the Hood</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tell my mom...I'm sorry about the dress...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)</image:title>
      <image:caption>...No.  Stop that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not even flying necklaces are magically delicious!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Will the real Slim Shillelagh please stand up?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Live Free or Luck Hard</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Meet your canon fodder for the movie, folks!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Taking chromedome to a whole new level.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Big Brother is watching.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your highness, you appear to have run into a David Bowie movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He's just jealous because Wicket never got one.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wait wait, her high tech clipboard OF THE FUTURE where she's taking notes...IS A CALCULATOR IN A GIANT METAL BOOK.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is not what he thought they meant by getting lucky.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ceiling Mittenhand is watching you masturbate.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I bet you never thought you would ever see Warwick Davis.  Wearing monster makeup.  Dressed like a Leprechaun.  While wearing a hazmat suit.  LEPRECHAUN 4!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Welcome to my new empire, Doctor. It is only fitting that you should bear witness to the resurrection and triumph of Davros, lord and creator of the Dalek race.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Behold more advanced props...OF THE FUTURE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is this my juice glass, or where I keep my spleen, I forget.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>YES!  Railing kill!  This is a proper space movie now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your voice is different, and yet its arrogance is unchanged, Doctor.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Drugs're bad, mmm'kay?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fetch!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don't ask, don't tell.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is your brain on Leprechaun.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Spider-Mitt, Spider-Mitt, acts in movies, like this shit...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How the space tables have space turned!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The vacuum of space is most definitely not magically delicious!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can I just use this as the entirety of my review?</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2015-02-26</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Geeze, it's a good thing CDs aren't deadly at all!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...Okay, no.  No, you know what?  I can't do this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There.  MUCH better.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I love the smell of napalm in the morning.  Smells like...overly complicated schemes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, is that the new Spin Doctors album?  Can I liste...AWK!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, who went and had fun without me??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He doesn't play by the rules but he'll always do the right thing.  And he's a by the book, straight laced FBI agent.  Together THEY FIGHT CR...oh wait.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How many fingers am I holding up?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm no fan of the Spin Doctors, but who could possibly hate them so much to do THAT to their cd?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I want one.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Best coffee machine ever.  Not sure if I'd trust the coffee, though.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can we wrap this up?  I've got an appointment with a vampire with a soul  at 3.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who knew aliens had creamy Oreo centres?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We need bigger fucking guns!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I will break you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oooh, he didn't nail that dismount!  The Russain judges are sure to knock off a few points.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yep, this plant is in Springwood, alright.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Get over here!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Liar, liar, pants on fire!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Worst Cabbage Patch spin-off ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They weren't clowning around with what to expect, were they?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Welcome to Easter Island!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Blade?  Is that you??  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And you thought YOU were terrified of the dentist</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I guess he got so rich by having a head for business.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm gonna assume that Virgil has the "Racism" dial cranked up to 11 on his dollification tube.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What you all painted up for, huh?  Halloween ain't 'til EIGHT MONTHS FROM NOW!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Huh.  Okay.  That's actually surprisingly effective.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you even lift, bro??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just paint your face in shadow's smile.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Despite all our rage, we're still just a band in a cage.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We are not very good at our jobs.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What is this, Elm Street?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I didn't know Blok from the Legion of Super-Heroes retired from heroics to go into business.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mister Grey will see you now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nick Fury, Agent of PLAAAY</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That mask somehow has the exact appropriate reaction to that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do I look like I'm laughing??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I actually think they're kinda perfect for each other.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Poison gas what now?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nobody tosses a dwarf!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Presented for your approval, one weird as fuck movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who the fuck gets married on Halloween?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She could probably swallow his entire face.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Revenge?  Revenge for what?  He won!!  He was the victor in the first movie!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And into the desert, apparently.  Best field trip ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I told you kids, no horsing around in the back!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww, it's little Fredricka Krueger.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The worst game of Got Your Nose ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey!  Can we watch Sssssss??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hopefully it's the script.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If the glove fits, you must acquit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I AM PHOENIX!!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Finding your teacher here, wearing that, is sure to fuel more nightmares than Freddy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did I do that?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Moses!  Moses??  Wait, this isn't a bush...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We've secretly switched Jesse's coffee with Folger's decaf.  Let's see if he notices!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's Gene Simmons!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I had a nightmare too, where I was in space, and I saw these...Shadows.  I'm gonna find 'em some day...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoa, someone needs a manicure.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You are what you do. A man is defined by his actions, not his memory.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Freddy out!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Got any cheese spread?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just a little off the top.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>DID YOU THINK I WAS JOKING?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I AM FOENIX.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm your boyfriend now, Lisa!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My own signature calling card has come back to destroy me!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>57 channels and nothin's on.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, there's yer problem.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Doo weeoooooo, ooooOOOooooo.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's one way to keep your stars in the movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I see Spike has decided to return to this plane of existence after the last movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The aliens are here to stick a fork in us, cuz this movie's done!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude, use a tissue!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the worst Cyclops redesign yet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Beddie beddie beddie, this movie sucks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Woooo, we are gonna get effed up tonight, dude!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let's go to the mall...today!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Electrocutional!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gotta catch 'em all.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chuck Norris will save them!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Human!  How does Cosmo make the fart sounds??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is battery acid, you son of a bitch</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Human!  How many licks it take to reach centre?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Get your chicks, on Station 66.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You are one ugly motherfucker.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tell...my wife...I love...her...hrrrk</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The HBO logo returns to its home planet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don't you dare leave me stuck in this movie!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SUCK IT, MARVEL!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2015/1/13/976-evil-2-the-astral-factor-1991</loc>
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      <image:caption>The call is coming from inside the pool!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - 976-EVIL 2: The Astral Factor (1991)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Where do you think you’re going, girl? Death is no escape from me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I hope those kids aren't coming to set me on fire again.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hoax, if it be possible, let this mug of beer pass from me</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>People need to stop leaving Get Out of Jail Free cards all over the station.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The T-100 wants his tricks back, and so does the Scarecrow.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Me and my shadow</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Boo.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Scanners would be proud.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your arm is glowing blue!  There must be orcs nearby!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I think it's time to clean the oven.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I knew this movie would be a boar.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"This library is amazing!"  "Chem lab..."  "Oh, I didn't do much time in school."</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you have any Grey Poupon??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, don't french kiss a beehive.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Subtle was left so far behind at this point, it's not even funny anymore.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She certainly didn't sell her soul to get good fashion sense, did she?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's not time travel.  The 1940s were in colour, much like the rest of history.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>YAY I'M DONE!  I'M OUTTA HERE!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude, use some chapstick.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OPTIMUUSSSSSSS</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - 976-EVIL 2: The Astral Factor (1991)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The story goes he made a deal to save someone he loved. He'd be normal during the day, but at night, in the presence of evil, the Rider takes over.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...What.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And Art Carney!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2014/1/1/friday-the-13th-part-2-1981</loc>
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      <image:caption>Camp Crystal Lake. I can't believe I'm back at Camp Crystal Lake.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hey, can I pick your brain for a second?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tu!  Tu es no Mrs. Voorhees!  Tu es un Camp Crystal Lake creaturo en el rompaje...DOS!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Camp Crystal Laxatives?  That sounds bloodier than I'd like.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)</image:title>
      <image:caption>But don't get too attached to them, they'll all be dead soon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Even Jason is itching to get things going.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You should've listened to your own advice, Strangled Ralph.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)</image:title>
      <image:caption>We don't need to follow your RULES or your SIGNS, man!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nailed it!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Okay, fine, I'll just hang around here, then...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is he trying to play air guitar?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This looks nothing like me!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Lone Wolf couldn't catch me, what are YOU gonna do?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uhhh.  Occupied?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You need to pump the gas and turn the keys!  Thank you, Masked Mechanic!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Even the mouse can smell the cheese.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoa, WHOA, shit lady!  That's not fair!  Geeze, whoa!  Back off!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No really, it's the centerpiece.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come on Jason, give mommy a hug!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hurley, nooo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We are going to die.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That sounds like a premonition of my reaction to this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The very latest in hickey removal science.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you have a moment to talk about Satan,  our lord and saviour??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Frozen zombies are like any other monster - they're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Want Vincent Price in your movie, but can't afford his rates?  Well, here at Cheap Actor Knockoffs, we've got you covered!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, lived an ancient race of people, the Druids.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Face it, tiger.  You just hit the axed spot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am fire and life incarnate.  Now and forever, I am the Phoenix!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's not how vampires work!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And then Thantos created the Infinity Gauntlet and killed half the universe...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Forgive me father, for I have killed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tom, you look like death!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoa there, Kev!  Tom's body isn't even cold yet!  OH WAIT.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Because of course there's a hoedown in a frozen zombie movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If the eye offends thee...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Little pig, little pig, let me in!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No one watches the Watchmen now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Home Alone 4: Night of the Living Dead</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You buying any of this?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How could my plan to make frozen zombies go so horribly wrong??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's no communion wafer.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This whole damned movie is like a needle to the eye.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.triskaidekafiles.com/reviews/2014/12/12/dont-look-in-the-basement-1973</loc>
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    <lastmod>2014-12-13</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Triskaidekafiles.  I can't believe I'm back on Triskaidekafiles...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oooh, I have that same lawn ornament that hacks away as the wind blows!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Physician heal thyself!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Don't Look in the Basement (1973)</image:title>
      <image:caption>It's just that we really need to clean it up, that's all.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Welcome to Stephens Sanitarium, Nurse Beale, hope you survive the experience!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello?  Yes?  Get me my agent!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yes, I'm just here to check your wiring, miss...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BART DO YOU WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don't believe that woman's ever been to medical school!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Careful, Judge.  An axe is a terrible thing to shave with!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Coming Summer, 2016...Sam IS Bond...James Bond!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I think it's time for my meds...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Extreme closeup!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Don't Look in the Basement (1973)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Toy boat!  Toy boat!  Toy boyt!  Toe bote!  Tote boat!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The review board has finally come down on Masters and her running of the sanitarium.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Maybe OJ wasn't the best spokesman for Jell-O pudding pops.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I saw mommy diddle Santa Claus.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...Or we shall retitle your movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, THIS GUY might be watching.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I dunno if he can pull off his planned Black Cat cosplay.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do not bring your evil here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You!  Shall not!  Pass!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You'll put your eye out, kid!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...And pull my finger.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is, but it's been there since last Christmas!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The only angel on top of the tree this year...IS FRANK!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hand me the keys you fucking cocksucker!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>One of us!  One of us!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What we've got here is an old fashioned Arctic stand-off.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Santa Claus will cut you!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We don't like your kind 'round here!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I saw daddy killing Santa Claus</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lone Star, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Deja vu...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Someday, I'm gonna be a doctor...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Great Caesar's ghost!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OH YEAH!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You magnificent bastard, I read your mail!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm everyone - and no one. Everywhere - nowhere. Call me... Darkman.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I have made a huge mistake.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sometimes, the crow can bring a soul back to put the wrong things right.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, Vern!  It's me, Ernest!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I love his costume!  He's perfectly recreated a man who got away with murder!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That.  That is the worst that can happen.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, he's going postal!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bulldozers don't sneak!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have made another terrible mistake.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>=D</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Looks like Jonathan Crane is gonna be busy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Man, that mayor is a real tool!  I bet his kids are terrible, too!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let's go run down some children of the corn!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Have you seen my stapler?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's alive, aliiiiive!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damn, it's the former.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Monsters in mirror may be closer than they appear.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Night of the Scarecrow (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Stop me if you've heard this one.  Jesus Christ walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper three nails...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm your boyfriend now, Stephanie!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, I've had my fill, I couldn't eat another bite of corn!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Night of the Scarecrow (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oooh, we should have a nice crop of Stephanie coming this year!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Crow-1000 can't form complex machines.  But it can form solid straw shapes.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Night of the Scarecrow (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Undead.  Zombie.  Warlock.  Scarecrow.  ...Riiiight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A politician should be used to a good straw man argument.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Night of the Scarecrow (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I might have some idea where the book is.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wait, I need to go to the store!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where's the masked mechanic when we need him??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You heard me rapping, right?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Howabout a little fire, scarecrow?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At least it isn't hallways they're running through, for a change.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don't like this new design for Pinhead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Night of the Scarecrow, a Michael Bay film.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Night of the Scarecrow (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>That scarecrow is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CROWSPLOSION!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Triskaidekafiles is now pumpkin spice flavoured.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Little kids AND clowns.  Two of the creepiest things, all rolled into one.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is a brain sucker.  What is it?  Hungry!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are they gone yet?  Lousy Jehovah's Witnesses...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Peekaboo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you kids know how fast this movie was going?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All I want is a house somewhere.  Far away from the cold night air.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can I borrow a cup of blood...sugar!  SUGAR!   Damnit, I get that wrong EVERY time.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm your passenger.  Drive.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look at that grin!  He is way too pleased with freaking kids out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And out of everything, it's that lit pumpkin that's freaking me out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hmm, this wall hanging just doesn't work with the feng shui of this room.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Spock!  Two to beam up!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CAP: I guess this is her deathbed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Psst!  Pssssst!  Hey!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm coming to get you, Barbara...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, I'm supposed to be the one making stabby!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heeeeeere's Mikey!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wow, I just had the best nap...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Loomis warn, but no, no one listens to poor Loomis.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That face sums up my reaction perfectly.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So, is that the costume Lisa brought for Jewel?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nice meeting you again to say nothing!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I looked into its deadlights, and I wanted to be there.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No touch exhibits, or me eat brains!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>JEEEEEAN!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There is no Lisa, only Zuul.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tastes like chicken</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let's see how YOU like it!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Those aren't even real badges!  They're just decals on the shirts!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And THAT is for assuming all Latino people know everything about every other culture!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ooooh, I love this scene in Mummy 2...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They're with the LAPD all right.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, brush and floss after every meal.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let's go LARPing!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I think we've gone down this hall before...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your friend is glowing blue!  Tolecs must be nearby!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There can be only sun!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The man in black fled across the hallway, and the kickboxer followed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Last stop, everybody out!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to kill we go...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nooo, he's being killed by pretentious art film students!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww, such a cute ward.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Should we really let these kids play with fire?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He was very sorry he wrote this movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, this is just asking for it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No!  Bad!  That's a bad Leif Garrett!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The night is dark and full of terrors.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Overcompensating</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I *told* you not to let these kids play with fire, but no one listens...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, she's too small.  We should throw her back...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why would you just leave all these out here??  We don't even HAVE bears!!  Whyyyyy</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But the kids playing with their friends is such a HAPPY ending!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)</image:title>
      <image:caption>These wires were causing you to have combustion issues! Thank you, masked mechanic!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The reviewer that dreaded Sundown.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Enough, Spike, there is no such things as trucks that change into robots!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It looks like your tire pressure is low! Thank you, masked mechanic!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>More than meets the eye!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your muffler needs replacing! Thank you, masked mechanic!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She is so tromboned.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your windows are poorly weather stripped! Thank you, masked mechanic!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Martha! The stork left another one for us!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You're not taking the wind into account! Thank you, masked mechanic!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gymkata!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, The Dark *was* the best M:tG set, so deal me in!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I AM HERE FOR MY APPOINTMENT, DOCTOR.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don't...don't do that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If this is Satan, he sure has fallen down the threat ladder.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Where did THAT come from??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I told you I had a condition!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>EAT MEEEE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did I swap in an episode of Lost and forget about it?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aww crap, we found his respawn point.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nooo, I was almost freeeee!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My name is Penn, and this is my partner, Satan.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How can I negotiate my way out of this film contract??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I wrote a song about it! Like to hear it? Here it goes!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THRILL as Phillip writes down music he's listening to!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The demo tape is giving the better performance.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The singing dead</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It would appear that negotiations have failed...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These fools are very much not Oceans Eleven.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I just knew Cracker was full of shit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, don't do drugs.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now...where DID that glowy orb of doom go??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We seriously roll credits over this freeze frame...80s style!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MOVIE BEHIND THE CURTAINS</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'd joke about 'killing for the part' but that kinda ends up being the whole plot of the movie, so...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fire burn and portrait bubble...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hi! I'm a creepy doll that probably seems important now, but like anything else of significance, I get left behind in the middle of the movie!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Huuuuug meeeeeee</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, gentlemen, by all means, I think we oughta have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol' Tin Tin.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, the killer trees are back!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A face only a director could love.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahh, the reverse Psycho. A crafty and effective move that can be difficult to pull off.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Out the window!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Driving Miss Deadly</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Equal parts terrifying and hilarious.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Celebrating surviving the movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A truly captive audience.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I got straight A's in Horror 101!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, that's one way to put me instantly on the villain's side.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Haha! April Fool's! You're now horribly burned, scarred, traumatised, and the school is burning down! HAHAHA!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uhh, Groundskeeper Willie is doing a crap-ass job.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who let Spoony into this movie?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Huh. Pop Rocks and Coke really IS dangerous.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm your passenger. Drive.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are you just about done? I gotta drain the little jester...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The best visual representation of an orgasm ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Behold, Skip! The world champion of shadow puppets!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh crap.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh crap!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey batter, swing batter batter!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A surprise turn everyone saw coming!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Carol would then have a long career as a late night horror show host.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SPOOOOOOOOON!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no, he's walked into the territory of the Dancing Carltons!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ricky? Is that you?! And it's not even Christmas!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It feeds off time. By changing time. By making someone's life take a different turn.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sigh, who are we sacrificing to our dark gods NOW?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, there's yer problem.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don't, Panic!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pot isn't all that's being grown here!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm your boyfriend now, Dee dee!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not again, not again! I swear I'll stop doing drugs!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'll never get to do the Carlton one last time...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There ain't no comin' back! There ain't no comin' back!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Everybody, Panic!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>As Darell Lumley awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Eat it! Eat it 'til you choke, you sick, twisted bug!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But LA is already so full of bloodsuckers, will anyone notice?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What is it girl? You pushed Timmy down the well??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shake! Good boy!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay, be cool. Be cool. They don't know it was me. Just stay calm, Scruffles...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Something bad happened here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yep. That's a hand, all right.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I smell bacoooonnnnn!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>PUPPIES! =D</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Doctor Bishop, is this another of your Fringe experiments?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Booze, guns, and the night. A three part recipe for disaster.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>PUPPY! =D</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The bacon scented body wash was a mistake, a mistaaaake!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's totally safe to hold my dog right now, right?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He broke into the kitchen to get milk. MILK!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dead puppies aren't much fun.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The fastest any students ever ran to a library, ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Clean up in the reference section.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>KITTY!! =D</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Scanning... Target movie acquired!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Beige coat squad...AWAAY!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is your brain on Triskaidekafiles.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Be seeing you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Excuse me, do you know where I might find a giant sculpture of a head? OH thanks!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gregory House, the early years.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! ...And so is everything else! RUN!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My mind is my own.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hear no shooter.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Point that gun in my face all you want, sir. Computers just don't work that way.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Moss only grows on the Ironside of a tree.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Would this face lie to you?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Come on you apes! You want to live forever?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Deja vu...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Get over here!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quick, Mulder! The thing that I'll say isn't aliens is this way!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stop poking meeeee!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember kids, don't play with fireworks!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Congratulations, it's a...aaaaaAAAAHHH</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Okay, so he needs to work on french kissing a bit more...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pizza the Hutt was rushed to Alderaan General today...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grr. Argh.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh I am so getting fired for this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>None shall pass!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The prawns are fed up and revolting!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh that wacky Dr. Foster, always trying to cop a feel!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That creature and that background of strange geometries can't help but evoke Lovecraftian ideas</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The inherent flaw of trying to 'lure' anything with ranged attacks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Foster. It's Australian for monster.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They've had better days.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ooh, I love the claw game at the fair! I hope she gets the giant mutant hellbeast!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don't think even HE buys that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm mutated as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I never metamorph I didn't like.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have the heart of a young boy. I keep it in a jar in my lab.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don't take away his funding. You wouldn't like him without his funding.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And that's when the claws pop out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stay right there, monkey! Gonna jab needles in YOUR eyes next!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uhhh, see you tomorrow night?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You wouldn't like me when I'm feverish.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not the BEST paintbrush to use, but natural hair is always good.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Susan, is that you? Have the Daleks come for me?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Call me...Dorkman.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm your boyfriend now, Sally!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Didn't see that coming.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Something bad happened here...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NoooOOOOOO the Repligators are back!! RuuuuUUUNNNN!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Behold! The ultimate evolution of man! ...Wait what??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone rudely rapping...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Glad to see you got more work after Burning Moon!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Say, what was the name of this movie again?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OH right!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ben Grimm, stop that right now!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It is! Jerry, come quick!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh, guys? This prank war may be escalating a bit too much here!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Row row row your plot, gently through the film...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, has anyone seen my scarf out here? I found everything else and REALLY need my scarf!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Have fun stormin' the castle!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Never try to unplug Johnny Five!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mind if I just lie down here a moment?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NOT A PRANK NOT A PRANK!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Crystal Lake. I can't believe I'm back on Crystal Lake.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I swear, if there is a minotaur in here...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, there's where Karen's been hanging out!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am not an animal! I am a man!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why does this keep happening to me??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is your brain on Repligator.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Repli the gator goes chomp, chomp, chomp...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Google Glass prototypes didn't look that much dumber from the released version.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ehhh, close enough.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hmm, I see no downside to your plan!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But you'll like being a woman!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Toldja. They She's All Thatted her.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Everybody walk the dinosaur.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>...Okay, that's it. I'm done. I'm out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Does my new alligator skin dress make me look fat?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NO! No, down! Down, Dino! Down!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mummenschanz has really gone to crap in recent years.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fire it up!  Fire it up!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yay, we're besties now!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That is sexist! What about the taliswomen??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Next time, try Visine!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yes, that is the Black Ranger. Yes, I make lots of jokes. Yes, brace yourselves.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>From Flava Flav's ancestor in the 1500s.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And a good night to you too, Mister Storm! Yes, I see you right there next to the door!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Their hearts were aflame with desire.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not to mention, not a single student drew any pensies anywhere on that?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are his eyebrows trying to fly off and escape the movie?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uncle Fester out for his morning stroll.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Brain Guy, nooo!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your library books are overdue...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Most people would welcome this waking them up at night.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You scared another one away, Zordon!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Go go, shirtless Ranger!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Would you like to try some? They are fresh from the oven!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who the fuck gets married on Halloween anyhow??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>With this demon I thee wed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you kiss your brother with that mouth?! Oh wait, you DO.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here is an example of a kind of love song where the man asks the girl to throw caution to the winds and to attempt to consume him with a passionate kiss of fire, if at all possible.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I ache for the touch of your lips dear...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But much more for the touch of your whips dear...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can raise welts like nobody else...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>As we dance to the masochism tango.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hellraiser (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Let our love be a flame not an ember...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Say it's me that you want to dismember...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hellraiser (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Blacken my eye, set fire to my tie...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>As we dance to the masochism tango.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hellraiser (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>At your command, before you here I stand, My heart is in my hand. It's here that I must be...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hellraiser (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>My heart entreats, just hear those savage beats, and go put on your cleats, and come and trample me...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hellraiser (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany, that's why I'm in such exquisite agony...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My soul is on fire, it's aflame with desire...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Which is why I perspire when we tango.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hellraiser (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>You caught my nose in your left castanet, love, I can feel the pain yet, love, ev'ry time I hear drums...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hellraiser (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>And I envy the rose that you held in your teeth, love, with the thorns underneath, love...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sticking into your gums...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches, the last time I needed twenty stitches...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>To sew up the gash, that you made with your lash...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>As we danced to the masochism tango.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hellraiser (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bash in my brain, and make me scream with pain, then kick me once again...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hellraiser (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>And say we'll never part...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hellraiser (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>I know too well, I'm underneath your spell...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hellraiser (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>So, darling, if you smell, something burning, it's my heart...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Excuse me!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Take your cigarette from its holder...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And burn your initials in my shoulder...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fracture my spine...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And swear that you're mine...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Hellraiser (1987)</image:title>
      <image:caption>As we dance to the masochism tango!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Luck Hard with a Vengeance</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Blarney Stone</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The power of cheap plastic jewelry compels you!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, I hate mint Oreos too.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Leprechaun 3 (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>How much stereotyping can one image have?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heeere's Lucky!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Even so, the rubber axe probably would not have hurt him.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That's it. That's the movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mmm, tastes like Cyclops.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>For her next trick, she'll make her top disappear?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reviews - Leprechaun 3 (1995)</image:title>
      <image:caption>PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON. YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO COMPLY</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I wish I was Bryan Cranston!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The original duckface</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They picked the right time to cancel House.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Have a little fire, Leprechaun!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ta-daaaAAAAAHHHH!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not even melted gold is magically delicious!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did you miss me?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Can't blame Lucky for wanting her.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Luck Harder</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Only you can prevent forest fires.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoa, dude, you should get that looked at.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Lawnmower Woman</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's a fixer-upper.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well now, that doesn't sound suspicious at all!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your library books are overdue!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Time to stop drinking.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Me every morning</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It must have been something I ate.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Should he really be driving after all that whiskey?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Damned hobbits.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Iron rods are not magically delicious!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There's no pot o' gold at the end of this turd rainbow.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Worst Puppet Master yet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So no one told you acting was gonna start this way...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yep, that's the ONLY reason she stayed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who stole me Lucky Charms??</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whoa, buddy. Lotsa guys want to touch those legs, so get in line.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's a nice car, but does it come in...GOLD?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But they're his Kryptonite! Why would he try them?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Say hello to my little friend!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well there's yer problem!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How very sinister</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the face of someone who is just SO done with this entire night.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Let your fingers do the talking.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He really does love to find wheels to get around.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Green clovers aren't magically delicious! Not magically delicious at all!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look at what you've done...to my shirt...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>People once believed that when someone dies, a clown carries their soul to the land of the dead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fire it up! Fire it up!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Great. A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell and you lose him right out in the open.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What are you supposed to be, a clown or something?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do you know someone named T-Bone? He had a friend who shouldn't have played with knives.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So you're him, huh? The Avenger. The Killer of Killers. Nice outfit. I'm not sure about the face, though.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, at least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit, I hate that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quick impression for you: Honk! Honk! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead!</image:caption>
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