Triskaidekafiles

Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras.  if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.

Earth vs. the Spider (2001)

EARTH VS. THE SPIDER

WRITERS: Screenplay by Cary Solomon & Chuck Konzelman and Max Enscoe & Annie deYoung

Story by Mark "Crash" McCreery and Cary Solomon & Chuck Konzelman

DIRECTOR: Scott Ziehl

STARRING: Dan Dan Aykroyd as Jack Grillo

Amelia Heinle as Stephanie Lewis

Devon Gummersall as Quentin Kemmer

Christopher Cousins as Officer Williams

Mario Roccuzzo as Nick Bezis

John Cho as Han

Theresa Russell as Trixie

QUICK CUT: A comic nerd gets to live out his wildest dreams, until they become a waking nightmare.

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Hologram Man (1995)

HOLOGRAM MAN

WRITERS: Story by Evan Lurie

Screenplay by Richard Preston Jr. and Evan Lurie

DIRECTOR: Richard Pepin

STARRING: Joe Lara as Decoda

Evan Lurie as Slash Gallagher

William Sanderson as Manny/Giggles

Tiny "Zues' Lister, Jr. as Eightball

Arabella Holzbog as Natalie

Nicholas Worth as One-Eye

Michele Smith as Casey

Derek McGrath as Secretary Culkin

Joseph Campanella as Dr. Stern

Michael Nouri as Edward Jameson

John Amos as Wes Strickland

QUICK CUT: A convicted felon gets out of prison early, and tries to reconnect with the officer who sent him to jail

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Atom Age Vampire (1960)

ATOM AGE VAMPIRE

WRITERS: Piero Monviso, Gino DeSantis, and Alberto Bevilacqua

DIRECTOR: Anton Giuilo Majano

STARRING: Alberto Lupo as Professor Albero Levin

Susanne Loret as Jeanette Moreneau

Sergio Fantoni as Pierre Mornet

Franca Parisi as Monique Rivere

Roberto Bertea as Sacha

Ivo Garrani as Commisario Bouchard

QUICK CUT: A dancer is willing to take any risk she can to fix her face following a horrible accident.

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Guilty Pleasures (1997)

GUILTY PLEASURES

WRITERS: Joseph F. Parda and Joseph Zaso

DIRECTORS: Joseph F. Parda and Joseph Zaso

STARRING: Alexandra Paulhiac as Silvia Resino

Joseph Zaso as Philip Dargent

Eraldo Maglara as Jerome Fenner

Hank Poje as Bengal

Ruby Honeycat as Kim

Christopher Hoskin as Rudy D.

Kevin Ratigan as Joe Braygin

Sasha Graham as RoseMarie Curtis

Carl Marchese as Bill Randazzo

Liz Havery as Louise

Charles Struensee as Michael

Johanna Haggerty as Amanda

Ellen Sauchelli as Amy

Joe Marzano as Claude DeCarlo

QUICK CUT: A pair of women deal with everyday life of being women in the big city. I’m sure they’ll be fine.

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The Alien Factor (1977)

THE ALIEN FACTOR

WRITER: Don M. Dohler

DIRECTOR: Don M. Dohler

STARRING: Don Leifert as Ben Zachary

Tom Griffith as Sheriff Cinder

Richard Dyszel as Mayor Wicker

Mary Mertens as Edie Martin

Richard Geiwitz as Pete

George Stover as Steven

Eleanor Herman as Mary Jane Carter

Anne Frith as Dr. Ruth Sherman

Christopher Gummer as Clay

Johnny Walker as Rex

QUICK CUT: Some new visitors wander into town, and cause some trouble.

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The Sandman (1995)

THE SANDMAN

WRITERS: Story by J.R. Bookwalter & David Lange and Matthew Jason Walsh

Written by Matthew Jason Walsh and J.R. Bookwalter

DIRECTOR: J.R. Bookwalter

STARRING: A.J. Richards as Gary

Rita Gutowski as Maris

Terry J. Lipko as Bud

James Viront as Zachariah

Barbara Katz-Norrod as Mrs. Martinak

Matthew Jason Walsh as Ozzy

Mary Wilkerson as Bizarre

Jennifer Barrett as Bimbo Model

James L. Edwards as Gerald Rivers

Stan Fitzgerald as The Sandman

QUICK CUT: One man suffering from insomnia is about to make it everyone’s problem.

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The Monster Man (2001)

THE MONSTER MAN

WRITER: Jose Prendes

DIRECTOR: Jose Prendes

STARRING: Jose "Super Genius" Prendes as Jake the Snake

Denice "Homer Loves" Duff as Katherine the Great

Conrad "Plan Nine from Outer Space" Brooks as Lord Gideon Bible

Rachel "Steak 'n Cheese" Chin as Lt. Pax

John Paul "Just Sucked on a Lemon" Bellomo as Commander Max

Tom "Sex Machine" Savini as Uncle Joe

Linnea "I Was in Return of the Living Dead' Quigley as Aunt Ruth

QUICK CUT: A young man just tries to live his life when new neighbours move in down the block.

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Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)

CALL GIRL OF CTHULHU

WRITER: Jimmy George and Chris LaMartina

DIRECTOR: Chris LaMartina

STARRING: David Phillip Carollo as Carter Wilcox

Melissa O'Brien as Riley Whatley

Nicolette LeFaye as Erica Zann

Dave Gamble as Sebastian Suydum

Helenmary Ball as Professor Edna Curwen

Sabrina Taylor-Smith as Squid

Alex Mendez as Rick "The Dick" Pickman

George Stover as Walter Delapore

Leanna Chamish as Detective Rita Lagrassi

QUICK CUT: Boy meets girl, girl is a hooker, boy falls in love with girl, girl is the prophesied girl to bring Cthulhu’s child into the world.

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Frostbiter: Wrath of the Wendigo (1995)

FROSTBITER: WRATH OF THE WENDIGO

WRITER: Tom Chaney

DIRECTOR: Tom Chaney

STARRING: Ron Asheton as Gary

Lori Baker as Sandy

Patrick Butler as Peter

Devlin Burton as Leo Phillips

Tom Franks as Tony

Alan Madlane as Nick

John Bussard as Jerry

David Wogh as Dave

John "Duke" Mietalka as Duke

Mike Missler as The Guardian

QUICK CUT: A hunting trip goes awry when someone tromps over into private property.

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Auntie Lee's Meat Pies (1992)

AUNTIE LEE’S MEAT PIES

WRITERS: Screenplay by Joseph F. Robertson and Gerald M. Steiner

DIRECTOR: Joseph F. Robertson

STARRING: Karen Black as Auntie Lee

Pat Mortia as Chief Koal

Kristine Anne Rose as Fawn

Michael Berryman as Larry

Ava Fabian as Magnolia

David Parry as Harold Ivars

Teri Weigel as Coral

Pia Reyes as Sky

Louie Bonanno as Doc

Walter Lang as John

Grant Cramer as Phil

Cort McCown as Craig

Richard Vidan as Bruno

QUICK CUT: A bunch of people get together to celebrate good food and family this holiday season.

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Hack-O-Lantern (1988)

HACK-O-LANTERN

WRITERS: Story by Burford Hauser

Screenplay by Carla Robinson

DIRECTOR: Jag Mundhra

STARRING: Hy Pyke as Grandpa

Gregory Scott Cummins as Tommy

Katina Garner as Amanda

Carla Baron as Vera

Jeff Brown as Roger

Patricia Christie as Beth

Michel Potts as Bill

Larry Coven as Brian

QUICK CUT: A young man spends time with his grandfather on Halloween, while the rest of the family adjust to the loss of his father.

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The Tenement (2003)

THE TENEMENT

WRITER: Glen Baisley

DIRECTOR: Glen Baisley

STARRING: Joe Lauria as Ethan Fernier/Black Rose Killer

Michael Gingold as Winston Korman/Boyfriend/Coroner

Carol DiMarsico as Sarah Weston

John Sudol as Henry Wallace

Mike Lane as Jimmy Wayne Garrick

Frank Catalanotto as Frank Cooper

Ed Shelinsky as Taxi Driver

Danielle Russo as Trunk Victim/Jen/Chastity

QUICK CUT: A cluster of tales about the wacky hijinks the residents of a tenement building in Faireview Falls get up to.

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Fetus (2008)

FETUS

WRITER: Brian Paulin

DIRECTOR: Brian Paulin

STARRING: Nette Detroy as Sarah

Brian Paulin as Kevin

Kevin Barbare as Record Store Clerk

Yael Sanchez as Nurse

Joe Olsen as Medical Assistant

Richard Caron as C-Section Specialist

Ernest Hutcherson as Head Surgeon

QUICK CUT: Following the loss of his wife and unborn child during the birth, a man spends some time trying to come to terms with his grief.

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Hellraiser: Revelations (2011)

HELLRAISER: REVELATIONS

WRITER: Story and Screenplay by Gary J. Tunnicliffe

DIRECTOR: Victor Garcia

STARRING: Steven Brand as Ross Craven

Nick Eversman as Steven Craven

Tracey Fairaway as Emma Craven

Sebastien Roberts as Peter Bradley

Devon Sorvari as Sarah Craven

Sanny Van Heteren as Kate Bradley

Daniel Buran as Vagrant

Jay Gillespie as Nico/Pseudo

Stephan Smith Collins as Pinhead

QUICK CUT: A pair of teens head south of the border in this coming of age drama, until things go horribly wrong.

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